The Delicious Big Hunk of Shit Console & Greasy Food Thread

El Maricon Loco · Apr 19, 2014

This place has been nothing more than a free avenue for advertising, technical support, and customer support while folks wait 6 months for their consoles to be built.

I honestly feel bad for the poor saps who had gotten their hopes up with dreams of beta units, skinny went out of his fucking way to the point of verbal fellatio.

Every time you post here, Shawn should get some ad bucks. I'm honestly surprised nobody has dropped the hammer on your market thread, even after like 300 random marketing pictures.

ki_atsushi · Apr 19, 2014

DonBurgundy said:
I think all future releases by any tech/game company should be done so here first lol

Trial by fire.

Yodd · Apr 24, 2014

1 week until the end of the month BUMP.

Skips · Apr 24, 2014

broken said:
1 week until the end of the month BUMP.

We hurt his feelings, he don't want to post here anymore.

2D_mastur · Apr 24, 2014

Skips said:
We hurt his feelings, he don't want to post here anymore.

Fucker will be blowing up in the market forum once this piece of shit gets released.

Jibbajaba · Apr 24, 2014

2D_Master said:
Fucker will be blowing up in the market forum once this piece of shit gets released.

No shit. Hurt feelings or not, the self-promotion machine will be going into overdrive once he finally gets this monstrosity market-ready.

SNKorSWM · Apr 25, 2014

The only question is: three figures or four?

Opethian · Apr 25, 2014

the only thing that is certain is...."bump"

sparksterz · Apr 25, 2014

Yeah...I'm really bummed they didn't put a FDS in the gap between the controller ports. That may have made it much more appealing IMO, but I've been trying to hold off opinion until there is more news...but it's been a bit dead.

Kpj · Apr 25, 2014

Heard my name dropped.....I've missed the drama :glee:

Skips · Apr 28, 2014

A couple more days in April, will original systems be getting sacked for parts? Find out after the.... BUMP!

everten · Apr 29, 2014

Only one full day left in April...

El Maricon Loco · Apr 29, 2014

Kpj said:
Heard my name dropped.....I've missed the drama

GAHDAMN - Every time I see that Larfleeze title and the avatar, I lose my mind, did VT do that? HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSING IT.

ki_atsushi · Apr 29, 2014

El Maricon Loco said:
GAHDAMN - Every time I see that Larfleeze title and the avatar, I lose my mind, did VT do that? HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSING IT.

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Never noticed that before, ahahahahahaha! Had to be VT.

Tacitus · Apr 29, 2014

ki_atsushi said:
Never noticed that before, ahahahahahaha! Had to be VT.

I know how to be subtle, occasionally.

ki_atsushi · Apr 29, 2014

VanillaThunder said:
I know how to be subtle, occasionally.

It's just so perfect because of the orange LED in the Neo.

Heh, you should crop down Mikey's edit and lock it as kenny's av.

El Maricon Loco · Apr 30, 2014

everten · Apr 30, 2014

New picture, no info.

T.A.P. · Apr 30, 2014

cdamm · Apr 30, 2014

sparksterz said:
Yeah...I'm really bummed they didn't put a FDS in the gap between the controller ports. That may have made it much more appealing IMO, but I've been trying to hold off opinion until there is more news...but it's been a bit dead.

he will need to straight up sac fds systems for the drives if he did it. no smoke and mirrors can hide that. That would be bad press city.

El Maricon Loco · Apr 30, 2014

HHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A date? Is that a release date or is that the date he puts out another picture?

El Maricon Loco · Apr 30, 2014

Mendel said:
and dont forget xian xi either, from what I understand his stuff is top notch and I can hardly find many a person who has given more to the community.

DangerousK said:
Bingo!

Honestly, if I want quality products, and from a guy who gives a shit about giving back to the community, I would stick with shadowkn55's Omega CMVS.

ABSOLUTELY!! BOTH of these guys are TOPS, to the point of thanklessly helping "competitor customers" with issues they're having with the product. Both of them post on the forum as themselves, and are active throughout. No baiting and disappearing.

DonBurgundy · Apr 30, 2014

Jeffpin said:
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New picture, no info.

So the "release" has been pushed back another four days? It looks like an apple tv had a child with an nintendo 64

lastcallhall · Apr 30, 2014

This is getting fucking retarded. I signed on until the end of March. Then April. Now another week? And for what? another breadcrumb? At this point Christoph could easily release the specs, or at the very least a FAQ, but NO. He wants to fuck with us - his potential customer base - another week.

I'm out. I don't care if this thing gives you a gummed blowjob, i'm out.

DonBurgundy · Apr 30, 2014

lastcallhall said:
This is getting fucking retarded. I signed on until the end of March. Then April. Now another week? And for what? another breadcrumb? At this point Christoph could easily release the specs, or at the very least a FAQ, but NO. He wants to fuck with us - his potential customer base - another week.

I'm out. I don't care if this thing gives you a gummed blowjob, i'm out.

I don't know... gummed blow jobs sound pretty enticing...

Seriously tho, I was ready for the live Analogue Interactive NT keynote tomorrow. I'll just camp out till its release

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