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Zangrief · Dec 10, 2014

Lagduf said:
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...r-lottery-winner-millions-20141210-story.html

Registered Sex Offender wins $3million in Florida Lottery.

LOL.

Sweet, 2 winners: a sex offender and a child under the age of 12!

Phyeir · Dec 10, 2014

My bet is that guy is moving to Thailand.

SNKorSWM · Dec 11, 2014

I'd reckon the guy will open a kindergarten with that winnings.

PunkicCyborg · Dec 15, 2014

Heidi Creamer Suspected Of Assaulting Twin Sister Over Sex Toy, Boyfriend
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/10/heidi-creamer_n_6302344.html

cdamm · Dec 15, 2014

http://www.news4jax.com/news/Police-Alanis-Morissette-music-leads-to-domestic-violence/17008390

man hits his boyfriend in the face with a plate because he was listening to nothing but alanis morissette music.

Zangrief · Dec 15, 2014

cdamm said:
http://www.news4jax.com/news/Police-Alanis-Morissette-music-leads-to-domestic-violence/17008390

man hits his boyfriend in the face with a plate because he was listening to nothing but alanis morissette music.

"Exhibit A, your Honor: jagged little plate."

Pope Sazae · Dec 15, 2014

cdamm said:
http://www.news4jax.com/news/Police-Alanis-Morissette-music-leads-to-domestic-violence/17008390

man hits his boyfriend in the face with a plate because he was listening to nothing but alanis morissette music.

I fail to see the domestic violence. Here in FL we love out self-defense laws and I see this as perfectly justifiable. Again this being Florida if he had just shot the guy then it wouldn't even make the news.

SNKorSWM · Dec 15, 2014

cdamm said:
http://www.news4jax.com/news/Police-Alanis-Morissette-music-leads-to-domestic-violence/17008390

man hits his boyfriend in the face with a plate because he was listening to nothing but alanis morissette music.

I wonder if dvdXploitr ever has that problem with his boyfriend.

ReplicaX · Dec 31, 2014

Macy's shoplifter tries to escape by grabbing poop from her pants, smearing it on security guard's face.

http://crimefeed.com/2014/12/woman-smears-poop/

Phyeir · Dec 31, 2014

ReplicaX said:
Macy's shoplifter tries to escape by grabbing poop from her pants, smearing it on security guard's face.

http://crimefeed.com/2014/12/woman-smears-poop/

They didn't say what she was stealing, but I'm going to imagine she already shit her pants and was just stealing pants to fix that problem.

The use as a defense weapon was just an added bonus from already having shit said pants.

Phyeir · Jan 1, 2015

Man decapitates his mother... So he doesn't have to do chores.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/sheriffs-office-florida-man-decapitates-mother-27950826

Kristian Meller · Jan 1, 2015

Now there's no one to do the chores for him. I don't think he thought this through very well.

SNKorSWM · Jan 2, 2015

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Maybe "Bring 'em on!" was too difficult for him.

cdamm · Jan 3, 2015

florida couple spends 2 days in an unlocked janitors closet thinking they were "trapped" in there. yes there was poop in the closet.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/...set-john-arwood-amber-campbell_n_6406464.html

SNKorSWM · Jan 3, 2015

The police should have just left them alone in there.

lithy · Jan 7, 2015

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/john-balmer-arrested-while-wearing-i-have-drugs-t-shirt-n281226

Can a t-shirt count as probably cause?

SNKorSWM · Jan 8, 2015

If he has it he gets arrested for drug charges. If he doesn't have it they'll still take him in for false advertising. Screwed either way. XD

cdamm · Jan 8, 2015

http://jezebel.com/this-guy-is-literally-trying-to-become-a-maxi-pad-471836629

oldie but a goodie- man wants to grow up to become a maxi pad.

skate323k137 · Jan 8, 2015

http://www.dailydot.com/crime/pregnancy-fetish-trafficking/

A 32-year-old Miami-Dade County man has been arrested and charged with trafficking for allegedly imprisoning his pregnant girlfriend and selling her to pregnancy fetishists on Craigslist.

SNKorSWM · Jan 9, 2015

Unfortunately, pregnant fetishists are fickle about the exact month they'd want her to be.

cdamm · Jan 10, 2015

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/09/couple-sex-on-kia-dealership-florida_n_6444328.html

florida couple goes to a car dealer and fucks on a kia minivan. .

on. not even in. on.

SNKorSWM · Jan 10, 2015

$11,000 bail for spitting on an officer. None for any of the actual reasons of the complaints that summoned said officer.

wyo · Jan 15, 2015

'In Dog We Trust' soils sheriff's office rugs

http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/15/us/florida-dog-we-trust/

cdamm · Jan 27, 2015

Guy uses a headache remedy package as ID when pulled over by cop. of course there was crack in the car.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/c...officer-goody-s-powder-package-as-id-1.429110

Cornerb0y · Jan 30, 2015

wyo_vr4 said:
'In Dog We Trust' soils sheriff's office rugs

http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/15/us/florida-dog-we-trust/

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