My small AES collection

ballzdeepx

Rugal's Secretary
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Go touch your balls!:thevt: Homo!

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Ninjainspandex

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I knew it! You don't even have any business cards in that book, its empty like your life. You probably cry yourself to sleep at night masturbating to your shelf of pristine unused sealed AES carts, wishing that one day a single lady would let you put your business card in her holder.
 

KRiSX

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Looks guys, I don't know what's up with the sealed games hatred...

Whenever I throw dinner parties or host mixology sessions, I like to move the party over to my game viewing area. We discuss the vintage of my sealed game collection and a memory from when I first acquired that object. We laugh as I pass the hor d'oeuvres in our guests section of the room. Should a guest like to view my rare titles such as my sealed home carts copies or special edition versions of Madden (throughout the years), I escort them in groups of two and place the item on my marble viewing podium. Many awe after seeing the lack of insertion marks. Coincidentally, I can tell that the female guests are quite moist after being shown a collection of this magnitude. Afterwards, we exit the game viewing area and discuss our joy of viewing said collection. Libations and cocaine is then passed around. Ever since I sold off my Klimt and Picasso collections, I've been never happier with the move towards sealed games.


I'd like to add a note that while I'm doing this, I'm wearing the finest red, silk robe that I picked up in Akiharbara. My loafers are from Brooks Brothers and my hair is neatly combed in a very continental style.

this should have been the end of the thread... brilliant... good times
 

ColdWolf35

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You should just burn the roms of each game to a CD-R and then put them in a shockbox, and then seal it. That way when you load up your emulator of choice you can then unseal it, load the game via ISO, and let the real game go to someone who is going to play the shit out of it.

Yeah!

The only game that I didn't play yet is Neo Mr. Do! (my one friend wants to see my reaction to the game, so it'll not be played until this happens), but maybe you should just do this instead. Anybody would love to play SSVS on their AES on the forum. Hell, I even give love to my three Nightmare in the Dark games that I have!
 

Neorebel

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Libations and cocaine is then passed around. Ever since I sold off my Klimt and Picasso collections, I've been never happier with the move towards sealed games.
I'd like to add a note that while I'm doing this, I'm wearing the finest red, silk robe that I picked up in Akiharbara. My loafers are from Brooks Brothers and my hair is neatly combed in a very continental style.

:tickled:
 

Mac91

I wonder if anyone saved my dickpic?
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I knew it! You don't even have any business cards in that book, its empty like your life. You probably cry yourself to sleep at night masturbating to your shelf of pristine unused sealed AES carts, wishing that one day a single lady would let you put your business card in her holder.

Waiting for the 'Ninjainspandex Business Card' thread.
 
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lamuna

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I have a few new games coming soon. Going to update my thread in a day or two.
 

cdamm

Trust the French?
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Doesn't the mixture of games from different regions bother you a little? Seems like with such an immaculate collection you would want to keep everything consistent. This is just a little… imperfect.

but you mix the various kinds of cocks in your mouth all the time. a little hypocritical, don't you think?
 

Nickrb

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but you mix the various kinds of cocks in your mouth all the time. a little hypocritical, don't you think?

For the sake of argument, imagine if I posted a pic to the collection gallery with eighteen cocks in my mouth. Now imagine that two of the cocks are actually the same, but from two different parallel universes in the Level 1 multiverse framework.

Is the universal wave function going to be happy with that? I'm going to go out on a limb and say no.

In reality I'm just jealous of this guys collection that he doesn't play.
 

sylvie

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Looks guys, I don't know what's up with the sealed games hatred...

Whenever I throw dinner parties or host mixology sessions, I like to move the party over to my game viewing area. We discuss the vintage of my sealed game collection and a memory from when I first acquired that object. We laugh as I pass the hor d'oeuvres in our guests section of the room. Should a guest like to view my rare titles such as my sealed home carts copies or special edition versions of Madden (throughout the years), I escort them in groups of two and place the item on my marble viewing podium. Many awe after seeing the lack of insertion marks. Coincidentally, I can tell that the female guests are quite moist after being shown a collection of this magnitude. Afterwards, we exit the game viewing area and discuss our joy of viewing said collection. Libations and cocaine is then passed around. Ever since I sold off my Klimt and Picasso collections, I've been never happier with the move towards sealed games.


I'd like to add a note that while I'm doing this, I'm wearing the finest red, silk robe that I picked up in Akiharbara. My loafers are from Brooks Brothers and my hair is neatly combed in a very continental style.
this is the best post i've read in a long time
 
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lamuna

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Doesn't the mixture of games from different regions bother you a little? Seems like with such an immaculate collection you would want to keep everything consistent. This is just a little… imperfect.


Yeah I know what you mean. The US version 2002 bothers me a bit. I may get rid of it to get a SSV. :keke:
 

xsq

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I like potato chips. Hmmm... so tasty.
 
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lamuna

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;);)
For me King of the Monsters 2 its a very good game I think it's a game little valued
I like it but it is not an easy game!. Monster grappling is so overpowered. I immediately sealed it after trying it once.
Mine is in mint condition...
 

ROBO2011

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Get the seal of off the game and play it again! You won't regret it.. Great game to play with a friend!
 

sylvie

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Mine is in mint condition...
this comes across to me as a little gremlin voice going off in your head, that shimmers like a stale diamond on your yellowing teeth. you piece of shit. take your gloves off. about 3 subsequent bed wettings on your part, the smell of your urine blending nicely with that brand of cheap French cologne, he (lamuna) watches as a bare hand dangles in front of his wild jasmine slanted eyes
 
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