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Looks guys, I don't know what's up with the sealed games hatred...
Whenever I throw dinner parties or host mixology sessions, I like to move the party over to my game viewing area. We discuss the vintage of my sealed game collection and a memory from when I first acquired that object. We laugh as I pass the hor d'oeuvres in our guests section of the room. Should a guest like to view my rare titles such as my sealed home carts copies or special edition versions of Madden (throughout the years), I escort them in groups of two and place the item on my marble viewing podium. Many awe after seeing the lack of insertion marks. Coincidentally, I can tell that the female guests are quite moist after being shown a collection of this magnitude. Afterwards, we exit the game viewing area and discuss our joy of viewing said collection. Libations and cocaine is then passed around. Ever since I sold off my Klimt and Picasso collections, I've been never happier with the move towards sealed games.
I'd like to add a note that while I'm doing this, I'm wearing the finest red, silk robe that I picked up in Akiharbara. My loafers are from Brooks Brothers and my hair is neatly combed in a very continental style.
shit Paydroh, you have the gift of story telling.