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    What's the purpose of bamping this old thread?

    I was out of my mind at the time (don't ask) - We'll say I got "chocolate wasted" and leave it at that.

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    the first post could be "my car had a coolant leak, i called up my dad and he came with some water and we drove home."


    one time i ran out of gas on my way to a gas station, as always, after work. called up my boss and he gave me a ride to my other boss's house to pick up a gas tank and then to fill it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by not sonic View Post
    the first post could be "my car had a coolant leak, i called up my dad and he came with some water and we drove home."


    one time i ran out of gas on my way to a gas station, as always, after work. called up my boss and he gave me a ride to my other boss's house to pick up a gas tank and then to fill it up.
    I once ran out of gas on a hill that was one lane each way and I was going up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G'regN. View Post
    I was out of my mind at the time (don't ask) - We'll say I got "chocolate wasted" and leave it at that.
    You racist fuck.
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    Greg's justifying his existence by letting people know these things happened.
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    bump

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    ha ha ha, I remember this thread. Classic Greg: He tells a story that reveals how pathetic he is, then claims it was all made up when everyone piled on him. What a goof.


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    if i were a mod i'd sticky this thread

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    The good news is, that car died (Head Gasket), I bought a newish car and won't have more car drama for a least 6 years.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy Hits View Post
    "The only place that's open is Walgreens. Let's stop there. So we go in there and stop. I've worked there, so I know the lay of the place. I take the empty jugs, and proceed straight to the sink at the photo center. The clerk (a black dude) up front is befuddled. "What are you doing? He asks. "My Anti-Free is leaking, and I need water to get home. He was visably taken aback at my brashness and street smarts. I look like some 9-5 middle mannered, stereotypical suburban office cubicle slave. I thank him and continue on my way.
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    seriously the best thread this forum has ever seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy Hits View Post
    The good news is, that car died (Head Gasket), I bought a newish car and won't have more car drama for a least 6 years.
    Even new cars break down from time to time.

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    Greg's new car is bulletproof. Except when he's sitting at a stop light and a black person pulls up alongside. As Greg glances over then eyes back center muttering "oh shit" under his breath, his car senses his elevated heart rate, and slight tremor of his hands on the wheel as his knuckles turn white gripping with all his might. The car shares this feeling, misfires then the engine shuts down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamuraiShodownSensei View Post
    Greg's new car is bulletproof. Except when he's sitting at a stop light and a black person pulls up alongside. As Greg glances over then eyes back center muttering "oh shit" under his breath, his car senses his elevated heart rate, and slight tremor of his hands on the wheel as his knuckles turn white gripping with all his might. The car shares this feeling, misfires then the engine shuts down.
    At that point, the car stereo starts to play rap music


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoneSage View Post
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    Bump because everytime I see this on TV it makes me laugh. It has everything to do with this thread.

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    I get it sage.

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    ahahahhahaha re-bump, How on earth did I miss this. "I had a mexican coke that I didn't want at lunch, no appetite for it. I drank it now. It gave me the jitters."
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    By this time, I had to piss really bad, my dad was close, but I wouldn't be able to get to a gas station to piss for awhile. What the fuck do I do? I talk to my Dad and said - Why not just go on the side of the road?" "Too risky. I told him. I risk indecent exposure." "Do you have an empty can or bottle." "Yea, I said - an empty coke bottle." "Just use that." Good idea, I thought. I got in the back seat, pissed in the bottle and dumped it on the side of the road.

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    I love how black people say 'white boy/girl wasted' and Greg thinks 'chocolate wasted' is something special

    Brashness and street smarts are not on your list of applicable adjectives.

    Edit : Nice re-bump!


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    Thumbs up

    I deem this a great and worthy thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolphin View Post
    I deem this a great and worthy thread.
    Best-of


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