She kinda tricked me and said that we were going to a party and when I got there she pretty much shut the door to her room and we had a "party"in there. You can't really trick a dude though. Soon as I figured out what was going on I went a long with it and layed right into that ass. She kept saying "not so hard, my bed is squeaky and my mom will hear".
I lasted quite a while which surprised her but it was because I wasn't that impressed. My first time was "meh".
p.s. I banged her until like 3 in the morning and had to wake up for work at 6. I went to work and was using a bomb lift vehicle to put something on the plane and fell asleep and nearly flipped a jet on it's side twice LOL.
My first time was dope.
I held out, didn't push for it, I was the object of desire, she was hot and a coveted catch herself, she initiated it while house sitting a friends parents house. It was ideal and I consider myself very fortunate that it ended up that way.
I wish mine could've been that way, but I still have fond memories of it.
I was really nervous over the close proximity of her parents in the house, but the sight of her having an orgasm because of me was worth it. I felt like a king when I went home later that night and saw the scratch marks on my arms and chest.
First time i had sex was when i was around 14-15, id never met her before the night. she was a ginger, thin, pale skinned bird. I actually fucked her in winter behind some recycling bins that smelled like piss.
literally 2 minutes. then scared seeing blood come out of her vajayjay as it was her first time too. didn't know that was supposed to happen. then we went and got fajitas. the chicken fajitas were really the best part of the night. the first time sex was something we both agreed would get better with time. cause for most when its their first go, they don't know whats going on. me i busted a nut too quick, and then got scared i'd hurt something down there.
Girl - No stop no, im not ready
Me - Trust me you will like it
Girl - No No No
Me - Just one push
Girl - Please stop
Me - Can i just rub it around
Girl - ok just dont stick it all the way in
Me - Ok, do you like that
Girl - Yeah feels good
Me - Then you'll like this (insert penis to vagina)
Girl - Nooooo! Why????I told you not too!
Me - Continue thrusting
Girl - Continues to cry
Me - Penis deflates
Girl - Cries & gets dressed & goes home
Me - Took a nap, didn't bother clean up the blood
Girl - No stop no, im not ready
Me - Trust me you will like it
Girl - No No No
Me - Just one push
Girl - Please stop
Me - Can i just rub it around
Girl - ok just dont stick it all the way in
Me - Ok, do you like that
Girl - Yeah feels good
Me - Then you'll like this (insert penis to vagina)
Girl - Nooooo! Why????I told you not too!
Me - Continue thrusting
Girl - Continues to cry
Me - Penis deflates
Girl - Cries & gets dressed & goes home
Me - Took a nap, didn't bother clean up the blood
Him - No stop no, im not ready for this gayness
Me - Trust me you will like it(applies vasaline)
Him - No No No
Me - Just one push
Him - Please stop
Me - Can i just put it in
Him - ok just dont stick it all the way in
Me - Ok, do you like that
Him - Yeah feels good
Me - Then you'll like this (insert penis in arse)
Him - Fuck my ass
Me - Continue thrusting
Him - Lets swap around
Me - Pound my ass like you do on HDR
Him - God I love you rcaido
Me - I love you to Ramone, oh my ass hurts keep going
Him - You ass is tight
Me - After, i took a nap, didn't bother to even clean the shit up
Me - No stop no, im not ready
Other guy - Why, you scare? Trust me you will like it
Me - No No No
Other guy - Just one push
Me - Please stop
Other guy - Can i just rub it around
Me - ok just dont stick it all the way in
Other guy - Ok, do you like that
Me - Yeah feels good
Other guy - Then you'll like this (insert penis into asshole)
Me - Nooooo! Why????I told you not too!
Other guy - Continue thrusting violently
Me - Continues to cry
Other guy - Penis deflates
Me - Cries & shoves kleenex tissues up ass & gets dressed & goes home
Other guy - Took a nap, didn't bother clean up the blood and shit everywhere
It didn't go all that well. I didn't finish. Or I should say, I didn't finish at the time with her. I had to take care of myself after she left to release the back pressure.
I was too nervous I think. Had no trouble getting it up, but the fucking condom made things take forever. I just couldn't finish for some reason.
I would kill to get another shot with her with my current skillset.
She kinda tricked me and said that we were going to a party and when I got there she pretty much shut the door to her room and we had a "party"in there. You can't really trick a dude though. Soon as I figured out what was going on I went a long with it and layed right into that ass. She kept saying "not so hard, my bed is squeaky and my mom will hear".
I lasted quite a while which surprised her but it was because I wasn't that impressed. My first time was "meh".
p.s. I banged her until like 3 in the morning and had to wake up for work at 6. I went to work and was using a bomb lift vehicle to put something on the plane and fell asleep and nearly flipped a jet on it's side twice LOL.
Girl - No stop no, im not ready
Me - Trust me you will like it
Girl - No No No
Me - Just one push
Girl - Please stop
Me - Can i just rub it around
Girl - ok just dont stick it all the way in
Me - Ok, do you like that
Girl - Yeah feels good
Me - Then you'll like this (insert penis to vagina)
Girl - Nooooo! Why????I told you not too!
Me - Continue thrusting
Girl - Continues to cry
Me - Penis deflates
Girl - Cries & gets dressed & goes home
Me - Took a nap, didn't bother clean up the blood
My first time was dope.
I held out, didn't push for it, I was the object of desire, she was hot and a coveted catch herself, she initiated it while house sitting a friends parents house. It was ideal and I consider myself very fortunate that it ended up that way.
Very late. I was 22. Lost it when I first got to Germany. People always assumed I was some suave pretty boy or something who had all the ladies. I mean I was called "pretty boy" a few times when I was younger but I truthfully couldn't tell at all. Women were so horrible to me until I landed in Europe. Regardless of how cool I became in Europe or how many hot chicks I dated my self esteem stayed low because I knew who I was. Most of my life I couldn't get a date to save my life.
Can't really vote here due to the options available. I'll just say the first time I had sex was a weird night. It comes in two parts. (And I'm being serious here). First part was me and Janie fooling around in the back seat of my father's car in a park, not thinking. WE GET CAUGHT by park security while she's riding me and I was able to police up my johnson quick enough, nothing was exposed. Park Security let us go, they didn't get PD involved. But the dude ruined my groove, had to stop.
Flash forward about 2 hours later, now at a Motel. FINALLY it was on. First time out the gate, lasted 45 minutes before I went kablooey. (Damn proud of that fact). Had much better dick control than I thought, but I guess having jerked off often times 10 times a day (along with that one infamous 23 times in a 18 hour period at age fourteen) had built up the endurance. We took a breather and then fucked again twenty minutes after that.
The strange part was that, both the first time I got head (which had been a bit earlier) and the first time I ever penetrated a vagina... it felt exactly like what I had imagined it "might" feel like. So I kind of had this Ugggh feeling of been here done this, even though I hadn't up until that point. Strangely, I was surprised at how good it felt the first time I shoved my pepperoni in a chick's ass and fucking lost my mind. Ain't been right since, since I like to spend the last 5 to 10 minutes back dooring a babe before the salvo... and most chicks (outside of porn anyhow ---apparently) aren't usually down for that, even the ones who do like it don't like it being S.O.P.
Thus I continue looking for my own personal Belladonna, the type who's got a brain, is fun to be around, but is a total freak and no holes barred... sort of like a little "Screamer" we've all heard Abs talk about who also cooks and cleans and to me sounds like the stuff of legend.
she's out there (there are more than people think), I just dunno how to find her just yet. And right now that's not really a priority as I must Mark It Zero and reestablish myself as a single dood again. ---not that that is hard for me, it's just time consuming.
don't worry too much. i had to wait a bit longer until i got exactly what i wanted and it was well worth the wait. to be honest ... it was fucking awesome.
I figured you knew from my Face Book posts and a few conversations I've had with Ghost Dog and a few others on there. I'm in the process of moving out right now (I'm actually testing out my CLEAR Wireless Internet connection from the Mini House I'll be living out of for the next year or so while I save up enough money for the 5th Wheel RV I want to live out of ---and the connection is a success)... but I still have some stuff to take care of on the home front.
Basically we don't have money (the ex and I) for a "Mediated" and/or Collaborative Divorce proceeding at this time, neither of us hate the other, and would have avoided a litigation proceeding anyhow. Thus we've decided to be Indefinitely Separated until either
a) The kids are 18 and it's no big deal to the courts concerning them and us.
b) One of us finds someone else and feels they just really, Really, REALLY
have to marry someone else, which at which time both of us would be in a
place where we could afford the proceedings and grant the other their best
with that other person.
In truth, neither of us feels ANY court nor judge should have the right to decide for us what we want to do, nor how to spend time with our children which we both love. ---She cheated on me with her 1st boyfriend from high school (who both were each other's "sexual firsts") who himself is in a weird custody battle of his own, whereas I had ample opportunity to stray from 2006 till present and never did, opting (as you all know) at some point to purchase a "pragmatic alternative". Thus to avoid the shit she's going through now. See he's in love with her and wants more, she had moments of weakness and doesn't want anything more than friends with benefits from him. But the only reason he doesn't go nuts and press for more is that he's trying to get full custody of his two kids from his ex wife who's a psycho bitch, junkie whore who cheated on him with five of her co workers! and the fact I could ruin him and everyone involved if I were to bring their infidelity (the ex's and his) to light both to their families and the court system who's nit picking over him getting full custody of his two kids.
Thus this way I have the kids one week and she has them the next. I'm already moving on with my life. In fact tonight it's topless Jello Wrestling at a bar (women who get nuts) with a childhood bestfriend. Saturday is up in Austin for a few concerts... TWO Roller Derby bouts (one in SATX and one in Austin) before the month's out, and I'm just enjoying networking and getting out there again. Not really looking for a *new* squeeze just yet, and probably won't for some time, though I wouldn't mind a booty call with a true freak either. That's not a priority though. Getting myself reestablished, and living out of my father's Mini House (free of rent) on his property is a blessing and I'm fortunate to have this whereas so many in a similar position don't even have such an option.
Her and I (the ex) just grew apart is all. We want different things out of life, and sex became stupid after my son was born in 2009... it went from "okay" to lame to then nothing. Before my daughter was born that department was fucking dynamite though. But overrall, it was "the little things" (nagging over nothing, picking fights for no reason, and more) that built up my blood pressure and caused me to be sick all the time from stress and I just can't fucking do it anymore. WON'T DO IT, anymore. With her stepping out when I myself wanted to at times but didn't (and I avoided the kind of drama she has now), well... that was the last straw for me. I put in and fought for US as a couple 7 years married and a full decade together. I'm not spending the next quarter century or longer with someone who is not compatible with me.
So there you have it. What's done is done, and it is what it is. Mike Shagohod abides... forever. Gonna' be a long road, but I've been on my own even while married to her anyhow. Together yet rarely on the same page. "The road is long yet, each step is only the beginning." but it's what I know. Gonna' make it (whatever IT might be at the time) DO what it's gonna' do.
Girl - No stop no, im not ready
Me - Trust me you will like it
Girl - No No No
Me - Just one push
Girl - Please stop
Me - Can i just rub it around
Girl - ok just dont stick it all the way in
Me - Ok, do you like that
Girl - Yeah feels good
Me - Then you'll like this (insert penis to vagina)
Girl - Nooooo! Why????I told you not too!
Me - Continue thrusting
Girl - Continues to cry
Me - Penis deflates
Girl - Cries & gets dressed & goes home
Me - Took a nap, didn't bother clean up the blood
It was less bloody then our match...Still she came back the next day for seconds...
Girl: I cant believe you did that, i was saving myself
Me: Sorry i was in the heat of the moment, you know how guys are, did it hurt?
Girl: Yeah it hurt at first & then i went to shock i think that's why i was crying
Me: Sorry about that, i hear the second time is not as painful
Girl: What do you mean second time
Me: Well you already lost your virginity to me, right?
Girl: I guess so
Me: Well people seem to love sex, so im sure it feels good eventually
Girl: uhmm promise me you will stop if i say stop
Me: Of course you can trust me
It was less bloody then our match...Still she came back the next day for seconds...
Girl: I cant believe you did that, i was saving myself
Me: Sorry i was in the heat of the moment, you know how guys are, did it hurt?
Girl: Yeah it hurt at first & then i went to shock i think that's why i was crying
Me: Sorry about that, i hear the second time is not as painful
Girl: What do you mean second time
Me: Well you already lost your virginity to me, right?
Girl: I guess so
Me: Well people seem to love sex, so im sure it feels good eventually
Girl: uhmm promise me you will stop if i say stop
Me: Of course you can trust me
I figured you knew from my Face Book posts and a few conversations I've had with Ghost Dog and a few others on there. I'm in the process of moving out right now (I'm actually testing out my CLEAR Wireless Internet connection from the Mini House I'll be living out of for the next year or so while I save up enough money for the 5th Wheel RV I want to live out of ---and the connection is a success)... but I still have some stuff to take care of on the home front.
Basically we don't have money (the ex and I) for a "Mediated" and/or Collaborative Divorce proceeding at this time, neither of us hate the other, and would have avoided a litigation proceeding anyhow. Thus we've decided to be Indefinitely Separated until either
a) The kids are 18 and it's no big deal to the courts concerning them and us.
b) One of us finds someone else and feels they just really, Really, REALLY
have to marry someone else, which at which time both of us would be in a
place where we could afford the proceedings and grant the other their best
with that other person.
In truth, neither of us feels ANY court nor judge should have the right to decide for us what we want to do, nor how to spend time with our children which we both love. ---She cheated on me with her 1st boyfriend from high school (who both were each other's "sexual firsts") who himself is in a weird custody battle of his own, whereas I had ample opportunity to stray from 2006 till present and never did, opting (as you all know) at some point to purchase a "pragmatic alternative". Thus to avoid the shit she's going through now. See he's in love with her and wants more, she had moments of weakness and doesn't want anything more than friends with benefits from him. But the only reason he doesn't go nuts and press for more is that he's trying to get full custody of his two kids from his ex wife who's a psycho bitch, junkie whore who cheated on him with five of her co workers! and the fact I could ruin him and everyone involved if I were to bring their infidelity (the ex's and his) to light both to their families and the court system who's nit picking over him getting full custody of his two kids.
Thus this way I have the kids one week and she has them the next. I'm already moving on with my life. In fact tonight it's topless Jello Wrestling at a bar (women who get nuts) with a childhood bestfriend. Saturday is up in Austin for a few concerts... TWO Roller Derby bouts (one in SATX and one in Austin) before the month's out, and I'm just enjoying networking and getting out there again. Not really looking for a *new* squeeze just yet, and probably won't for some time, though I wouldn't mind a booty call with a true freak either. That's not a priority though. Getting myself reestablished, and living out of my father's Mini House (free of rent) on his property is a blessing and I'm fortunate to have this whereas so many in a similar position don't even have such an option.
Her and I (the ex) just grew apart is all. We want different things out of life, and sex became stupid after my son was born in 2009... it went from "okay" to lame to then nothing. Before my daughter was born that department was fucking dynamite though. But overrall, it was "the little things" (nagging over nothing, picking fights for no reason, and more) that built up my blood pressure and caused me to be sick all the time from stress and I just can't fucking do it anymore. WON'T DO IT, anymore. With her stepping out when I myself wanted to at times but didn't (and I avoided the kind of drama she has now), well... that was the last straw for me. I put in and fought for US as a couple 7 years married and a full decade together. I'm not spending the next quarter century or longer with someone who is not compatible with me.
So there you have it. What's done is done, and it is what it is. Mike Shagohod abides... forever. Gonna' be a long road, but I've been on my own even while married to her anyhow. Together yet rarely on the same page. "The road is long yet, each step is only the beginning." but it's what I know. Gonna' make it (whatever IT might be at the time) DO what it's gonna' do.
I guess I can be a little thick at times. I guess you were in fact hinting at it with the "Return of the Mack" thing on Facebook. I just didn't put 2 and 2 together.
Well, sorry to hear that bro. Good to hear that you two don't seem to have hard feelings though.
If I ever get my ass out to Texas, I'll look you up. (I'd actually been thinking of moving there for years because California is a gigantic shithole. )
I figured you knew from my Face Book posts and a few conversations I've had with Ghost Dog and a few others on there. I'm in the process of moving out right now (I'm actually testing out my CLEAR Wireless Internet connection from the Mini House I'll be living out of for the next year or so while I save up enough money for the 5th Wheel RV I want to live out of ---and the connection is a success)... but I still have some stuff to take care of on the home front.
Basically we don't have money (the ex and I) for a "Mediated" and/or Collaborative Divorce proceeding at this time, neither of us hate the other, and would have avoided a litigation proceeding anyhow. Thus we've decided to be Indefinitely Separated until either
a) The kids are 18 and it's no big deal to the courts concerning them and us.
b) One of us finds someone else and feels they just really, Really, REALLY
have to marry someone else, which at which time both of us would be in a
place where we could afford the proceedings and grant the other their best
with that other person.
In truth, neither of us feels ANY court nor judge should have the right to decide for us what we want to do, nor how to spend time with our children which we both love. ---She cheated on me with her 1st boyfriend from high school (who both were each other's "sexual firsts") who himself is in a weird custody battle of his own, whereas I had ample opportunity to stray from 2006 till present and never did, opting (as you all know) at some point to purchase a "pragmatic alternative". Thus to avoid the shit she's going through now. See he's in love with her and wants more, she had moments of weakness and doesn't want anything more than friends with benefits from him. But the only reason he doesn't go nuts and press for more is that he's trying to get full custody of his two kids from his ex wife who's a psycho bitch, junkie whore who cheated on him with five of her co workers! and the fact I could ruin him and everyone involved if I were to bring their infidelity (the ex's and his) to light both to their families and the court system who's nit picking over him getting full custody of his two kids.
Thus this way I have the kids one week and she has them the next. I'm already moving on with my life. In fact tonight it's topless Jello Wrestling at a bar (women who get nuts) with a childhood bestfriend. Saturday is up in Austin for a few concerts... TWO Roller Derby bouts (one in SATX and one in Austin) before the month's out, and I'm just enjoying networking and getting out there again. Not really looking for a *new* squeeze just yet, and probably won't for some time, though I wouldn't mind a booty call with a true freak either. That's not a priority though. Getting myself reestablished, and living out of my father's Mini House (free of rent) on his property is a blessing and I'm fortunate to have this whereas so many in a similar position don't even have such an option.
Her and I (the ex) just grew apart is all. We want different things out of life, and sex became stupid after my son was born in 2009... it went from "okay" to lame to then nothing. Before my daughter was born that department was fucking dynamite though. But overrall, it was "the little things" (nagging over nothing, picking fights for no reason, and more) that built up my blood pressure and caused me to be sick all the time from stress and I just can't fucking do it anymore. WON'T DO IT, anymore. With her stepping out when I myself wanted to at times but didn't (and I avoided the kind of drama she has now), well... that was the last straw for me. I put in and fought for US as a couple 7 years married and a full decade together. I'm not spending the next quarter century or longer with someone who is not compatible with me.
So there you have it. What's done is done, and it is what it is. Mike Shagohod abides... forever. Gonna' be a long road, but I've been on my own even while married to her anyhow. Together yet rarely on the same page. "The road is long yet, each step is only the beginning." but it's what I know. Gonna' make it (whatever IT might be at the time) DO what it's gonna' do.
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