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    Can people with full dentures give blowjobs ?

    I've always wondered this.

    Wouldn't any hard suction cause the chance of dislodging the plates from the gum line ?

    Or what if you hit the front of the teeth going in and jam a plate down their throat. Then what ? Do you hit it back door while performing Heimlich to attempt to keep the mood going or just call it night ?

    One day we'll be old farts sitting in nursing homes, so it's best to get these potential problems sorted out ahead of time.
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    just take them out?
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    Can the old man even get it up in the first place.

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    They probably give the best blowjobs...by taking them out.

    No teeth, woohoo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Segata_Sanshiro View Post
    They probably give the best blowjobs...by taking them out.

    No teeth, woohoo!
    I've heard it's the best.

    Only problem is... what does a chick with no teeth look like? She's either old or doesn't take care of herself, so she most likely doesn't look good.

    I guess I could close my eyes, but it's still more fun to get a bj when your chick is staring into your eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roman Bellic View Post
    I've heard it's the best.

    Only problem is... what does a chick with no teeth look like? She's either old or doesn't take care of herself, so she most likely doesn't look good.

    I guess I could close my eyes, but it's still more fun to get a bj when your chick is staring into your eyes.
    Sooo... all these prostitutes do meth so they lose their teeth and can give better head, makes sense
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    Quote Originally Posted by alphagamer View Post
    Sooo... all these prostitutes do meth so they lose their teeth and can give better head, makes sense
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    I was referring to HIS throat, not my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roman Bellic View Post

    I guess I could close my eyes, but it's still more fun to get a bj when your chick is staring into your eyes.
    If you can see her eyes, the bitch needs to get back to work.
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    Fixes everything.
    Just needs a different hole though.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by alphagamer View Post
    Sooo... all these prostitutes do meth so they lose their teeth and can give better head, makes sense
    This is meth's way of giving back to the community. That along with keeping the new trailer market going by helping burn down existing ones.

    Disclaimer : the PSGB (Preservation Society of Golden Blowjobs) does not officially endorse meth use.
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    I think the biggest potential danger is the Sea-Bond getting stuck to what I'm sure is just a wintry thicket of pubic hair at that point in life and having to rip off the dentures as they are bonded during mouth happy to said thicket. It's an impromptu bikini wax that no one wants to picture mentally.


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    I used to work with a woman who liked to share a bit too much personal info. According to her every year on her and her husbands wedding anniversary he would ask her to take em out and give him a good gum job.

    Just FYI he is the reason she had no teeth. She wouldn't leave him and all she did was complain about what a lazy and abusive fucker he was. Either that or talk about his drag racing car.

    You know, real classy folks.
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    I like a little nibble in my Beej so no thanks to a gum job
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    Well, if the social security start going bad (like they haven't been?), those 70 year olds could always work the streets.

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