https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIFA-Soc...820506?hash=item3d59655e1a:g:PHgAAOSw3WxZ-YmF
The item description is like peering into the mind of an insane person.
Pathologies identified: OCD, very high disgust sensitivity, delusions of grandeur, wilful denial of reality and plain old paranoia.
He thinks he's some kind of fucking artist, peddling absolute tat and sky high prices. The crazy fonts and colours, the ironic use of we, the snarky FAQS, grossly hyperbolic descriptions that seem more fitting of valuable works of art.
Have a read through some of his other listings, it's both hilarious and terrifying. I picture him peering at a shaq fu manual with a loupe in a dimly lit room with no furniture. Imagine bumping into this lunatic at a party.