is this a internet predator?

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goingmerry

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Nesagwa said:
Wait whats going on here?

Why is Dan on this kids computer reading love letters?
read the whole post. he made that leter up....
and dan i said you "may be a sexy basterd" you may be!! lots of things other than girls can be sexy, if i had a six pack and huge biceps i'd be sexy. i dont' mean i'd turn myself on but i mean i 'd be a chick m agnet, sexy = ladies man, cool. so i'm saying you may be an aight guy. i say my friends computer he built is sexy, when built my rig in july its gonna be a oced water cooled beast. its gonna be sexy....words can have more than 1 meaning..
 

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DanAdamKOF said:
LMFAO I didn't even bother to look at my log yet. You're quite gullible.

To be fair you werent all that into porn a few years ago either.

But then again you didnt turn into a homo.
 

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Nesagwa said:
To be fair you werent all that into porn a few years ago either.

But then again you didnt turn into a homo.
you not implying that i'm a homo are you? when dan gets off his lazy ass and hacks my computer ask him!
 

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goingmerry said:
you not implying that i'm a homo are you? when dan kets off his lazy ass and hacks my computer ask him!

Hey, Im not the one contemplating sucking a cock of some random guy because he promises me asian ladies.
 

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Nesagwa said:
Hey, Im not the one contemplating sucking a cock of some random guy because he promises me asian ladies.
your so illogical its not funny. look at my explenation post. i have to endure a small pain to get a girl!!!!! first of all i knew it was fake! i wanted to believe it i did't actualy believe he was a 10th grader. its was too obvious, i've read death note manga i know this shit. if i did suck a dick i'd barf while doing it. but it would all be worth it to get a girl! see get a girl, nothing about that is gay. would you not lick balls if in return your dream would come true? also what do you mean by "tool" i've heard people say that before but never knew what it ment. you mean other use me? i would have got the better end of the deal, i suck a dick for a few mins then i have a girl for however long....
 

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goingmerry, get your parents to spend money on a car that you can PIMP OUT TO ALL FUCKING HELL AND BACK. Ladies love Rice Rockets (get a Civic and the azns will FLOCK to you).
 

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DanAdamKOF said:
goingmerry, get your parents to spend money on a car that you can PIMP OUT TO ALL FUCKING HELL AND BACK. Ladies love Rice Rockets (get a Civic and the azns will FLOCK to you).
omfg i was gonna get a tricked out civic but it had to many miles on it. i want some sweet japanese import car, then i'll learn to street race like in initial d and drift like a pro. idk anythign about cars, any good guides or stores to look at? i can get a car in july!
 

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goingmerry said:
omfg i was gonna get a tricked out civic but it had to many miles on it. i want some sweet japanese import car, then i'll learn to street race like in initial d and drift like a pro. idk anythign about cars, any good guides or stores to look at? i can get a car in july!
If you want goth chicks or emo chicks* then get a Hearse.







*who arguably are sorta guys so that might not work
 

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goingmerry said:
if i did suck a dick i'd barf while doing it. but it would all be worth it to get a girl! see get a girl, nothing about that is gay. would you not lick balls if in return your dream would come true? i would have got the better end of the deal, i suck a dick for a few mins then i have a girl for however long....

Merry once again proves his throbbing heterosexuality.

Would any of you not house a penis in your mouth to acquire your object of desire? Stop living in denial and embrace this philosophy. Our entire society is built on a system of blow jobs.
 

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DanAdamKOF said:
If you want goth chicks or emo chicks* then get a Hearse.







*who arguably are sorta guys so that might not work
no i don't want goth chicks even if there asian. thanks though, good sugestion.
 

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Am i the only one that spotted the fake account? Look at the blatant deliberate typos.
For shame.
 

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goingmerry said:
your so illogical its not funny. look at my explenation post. i have to endure a small pain to get a girl!!!!! first of all i knew it was fake! i wanted to believe it i did't actualy believe he was a 10th grader. its was too obvious, i've read death note manga i know this shit. if i did suck a dick i'd barf while doing it. but it would all be worth it to get a girl! see get a girl, nothing about that is gay. would you not lick balls if in return your dream would come true? also what do you mean by "tool" i've heard people say that before but never knew what it ment. you mean other use me? i would have got the better end of the deal, i suck a dick for a few mins then i have a girl for however long....

I'd like to nominate this for greatest post ever.
 

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goingmerry said:
no i don't want goth chicks even if there asian. thanks though, good sugestion.
Get a rusted El Camino with different colored doors. They don't call the rear the "bed" for nothing :D
 

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N2x said:
Merry once again proves his throbbing heterosexuality.

Would any of you not house a penis in your mouth to acquire your object of desire? Stop living in denial and embrace this philosophy. Our entire society is built on a system of blow jobs.
It all makes sense now! Who will join me in signing a petition to have the national currency changed to fellatio?!
 

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soulthug said:
Am i the only one that spotted the fake account? Look at the blatant deliberate typos.
For shame.
fuck you. i'm so nevous now i'm shacking. i just emailed a girl and she emailed me back. she was't rejecting or accepting, i think she's just trying to be nice.

wow this topic has gone to hell. i've confirmed who it was, it wast' a predator. now your accusing me of being gay. it seems like zer0hue who said somethign realy nice in another thread to me now thinks i'm a gay loser.....i hate this thread.
 

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Abasuto said:
I'd like to nominate this for greatest post ever.
I think this thread should be stickied, also. I think that's pretty obvious at this point, actually.
 

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jro said:
I think this thread should be stickied, also. I think that's pretty obvious at this point, actually.
goingmerry’s entire account should be stickied. I don’t know if that’s even possible, but I’m looking to the mods to make it happen...
 

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goingmerry said:
i have to endure a small pain to get a girl!!!!!

A small pain is having to vacuum the floors, clean up cat puke or pick up trash that fell out of the bag.

Sucking a dick...eh, wouldn't really call that a small pain.
Definitely not a small pain for your throat.


But trust me guy, chicks totally dig dudes that had to suck hard cock so they could go out on a date with you. HUGE turn-on.
 

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LoneSage said:
A small pain is having to vacuum the floors, clean up cat puke or pick up trash that fell out of the bag.

Sucking a dick...eh, wouldn't really call that a small pain.
Definitely not a small pain for your throat.


But trust me guy, chicks totally dig dudes that had to suck hard cock so they could go out on a date with you. HUGE turn-on.

no i think your wrong. i sent the only hot asian girl in my grade an email and sounded too desprate. sucking cock to get them sounds too desprate. people tell me dont' sound desprate. i sounded desprate and lost. you dont' knokw fuckig anythihng. check out this guide, http://www.fastseduction.com/ . buy this ebook http://www.doubleyourdatingprogram.com/e/11446/Catalog/ and suscripe to his newsletter. then you will learn.
 

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I can't believe this thread exists. I know I'm stupid for making a serious post, but just in case this whole thing is legit, I have to chime in...

Look kid, don't suck this guy's dick. In fact, unless you are gay (nothing wrong with that, mind you), don't ever suck anyones dick. For any reason. If you are seriously considering this, you should also start questioning your sexuality. But if you are sure you are straight, do not do this. There is nothing about this you wouldn't regret.

I really hope this is just a fake account and a joke topic.
 

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I really hope this thread is serious.

I also hope goingmerry wears a duke cheerleading outfit and the guy he blows is wearing a lacrosse helmet.
 

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this thread is the real deal. i'm serious. but if you read carefully this thread, you will notice that the whole thing was a joke from one of my friends weird friends who i dont' even know. none of this will/could have ever happened . it was all a joke by someone i did't know. i simply said i wish i could get a girl and only have to suck dick for it. then everyone went all crazy and calling me gay. its not a fake account adn not a joke topic. it kind of grew into a joke when people started calling me gay but personaly i take it seriously. again i never had the chance to suck dick, it was all a scam. but if you knew that you coulud never ever get a hot asian chick in yoru life and to get one all you had to do was suck dick? i mean where the hell is your logic? i keep saying the same thing over and over again. its common sense realy, people make sacrifices for what they want. when i jack off i think of asian girls, when i think of asian girls i get a bonner, when i think of sucking dick i dont' get a boner. theres no sexuality in question there. but in all honesty thanks for looking out for me and telling me not to suck dick.
 
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