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lol
oh no. i made an internet-enemy!
And there's a lot more waiting in line
lol
oh no. i made an internet-enemy!
No, THIS is why you are a sexual deviant:
More than one person has said that this entire debacle is disturbing. I'm no one. I'm just another bodiless voice on the internet so of course it doesn't matter what you or anyone else thinks.
What *does* matter is that you're making yourself look like a freak by posting it on a public forum. Again, several people think it's 'cute', but I doubt you'll think it's cute when your daughter stumbles across a lifesize naked woman with a busted asshole and starts asking questions.
In short, keep stupid shit like this to yourself.
By my count, Merc has already made $20 with this thread
Merc: $20 Haters: $0
People need to just leave threads they don't like. These are the same n00bs who chased Makismo off right when "How do I get girls to like me?" was getting good.
Don't ruin everyone else's fun
Makismo is a douche who said some absolutely rotten unforgivable things about Jigen after he passed away.
He needs to get hit by a truck while crossing the street.
In hindsight maybe the fact that Mak can't get with a woman and find someone to love is a cruel enough fate.
Either way, fuck him.
that doesn't bother me. what bothers me is that this guy's s3xual devi4nt is showing and everyone seems to think it's "cute" or "good ol' merc."
I never thought I'd be figuring out how to banish someone from the War Room.
It might be easier to just insta-prune his posts in this forum.
I never thought I'd be figuring out how to banish someone from the War Room.
It might be easier to just insta-prune his posts in this forum.
Hey c'mon, be fair.
This is a War Room thread, and a possibly epic one at that.
Just like a growing boy, a thread like this needs all kinds of nutrition.
All posts, be they comment, flame, or troll-bait, should be equally welcomed.
Removing any anti-Merc posts would be like putting training wheels on this thread.
This thread doesn't need training wheels, it needs jet engines fueled by fury, flame, and lust.
So you essentially choose what's inappropriate for everyone else in our society (in the WAR ROOM no less...). If Merc wants to make himself “look like a freak” by seks0ring plastic dolls and sharing it with an internet forum, that's his fucking business. Try developing a sense of humor. Seriously, you're like one of those anti-Mortal Kombat parents in the early 90s. O NOES, BLOOD! NO JOHNNY, BAD!!1 READ A BIBLE, AND SAVE YOURSELF! Result? We now have to put up with a retarded rating system. “Rated 'E' for Everyone” Give me a fucking break. If it bothers you that much, close your browser. (or find a bridge, swallow some pills etc.)No, THIS is why you are a sexual deviant:
More than one person has said that this entire debacle is disturbing. I'm no one. I'm just another bodiless voice on the internet so of course it doesn't matter what you or anyone else thinks.
What *does* matter is that you're making yourself look like a freak by posting it on a public forum. Again, several people think it's 'cute', but I doubt you'll think it's cute when your daughter stumbles across a lifesize naked woman with a busted asshole and starts asking questions.
In short, keep stupid shit like this to yourself.
And thus the Ninja spoke and so it was.
Then again we are in the war room, so either A. this thread is for mostly fun or B. Merc planned this all along.
Merc you did it again
When is the stock going public?
-snipped like a dude with too many kids or some shit-
While some of you are going to hate me for this (probably),
I have to fess up about something now.
THIS REALLY WAS JUST A JOKE THREAD!
A few of you figured this out earlier on, yes I'm horny all the
time, and yes I did blow out McKenzie Lee's asshole (her mold),
and yes I bought Belladonna's xXxtreme Pussy & Ass UR3 mold...
But at no time was I ever going to purchase a Real Doll.
Even with donations I could have never justified in my mind spending
$6,499.00 + 1,500.00 (expedite cost) + $500.00 for S&H! I can think
of a number of "other" things that would seriously be bought for that
money.
Why do you think I stalled for so long on not mentioning "specifics"
for where to send donations? BECAUSE I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE WOULD. ***Though I now see the true colors of a lot of NG.COM
and that says more to me than anything else. The one's who are open
minded and not afraid what others think of them either, and those who
would walk the line for APPEARANCES. Seriously guys, life is much too
short to worry so much.
This impetus of this joke (for me) began when I remembered that over
the years here I've been talking about buying a "Real Doll". I figured with
that kind of background + my usual banter of sex and living life as a Storm
Rider + my real life in-your-face frankness, that this would work as probably
THE BEST joke/parody thread since NG.COM went up. I think I accomplished
this, and all the hilarity/riot this thread became has brought my spirits up again,
which was what I was hoping for. I got heated with payment_due simply
because *almost* ruined the thread, but in the end, he helped make it what is
was. But I'm done here, I out Neobuyer-ed neoBuyer on this one.
ONE OF YOU ACTUALLY SAW RIGHT THROUGH THIS THREAD THOUGH...
Anyhow guys... it's been fun. Now I've got a lot of work to do for the
next 5 days straight, and time with the family. ***I also thank my wife
who did take that last gag photo*** But seriously guys I have only one
last thing to say:
Goodbye all.
The only time I'd ever allow the use of any psych med is if the disorder can be shown on a cat scan or any physical test. Brain chemicals out of whack will show on a cat-scan. Schizophrenia would most definitely show up as a severe serotonin imbalance/lack, so they'd get treated.
As for all these others disorders that suddenly so many people seem to have ever since the condition and symptoms became mainstream in commercials and that a dozen cat scans and every test known to man can't show zero proof of, yes, banned. Doctors don't put a cast on a leg when the x-rays shows no break do they ?
I've got a minor in psychology and studied the subject heavily as a personal interest so I'm not pulling a Wizkid here, my opinion is formed using the same information that any practicing shrink would learn from.