REAL DOLL FUND & The Conflictions of Global Society. a/k/a "LatexBungRider" out.

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DocRobot

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No, THIS is why you are a sexual deviant:



More than one person has said that this entire debacle is disturbing. I'm no one. I'm just another bodiless voice on the internet so of course it doesn't matter what you or anyone else thinks.

What *does* matter is that you're making yourself look like a freak by posting it on a public forum. Again, several people think it's 'cute', but I doubt you'll think it's cute when your daughter stumbles across a lifesize naked woman with a busted asshole and starts asking questions.

In short, keep stupid shit like this to yourself.

Wait...

Whoa. Back up the wagon, son.

You're on neo-geo.com, home of "teh drama" and all, in the fucking WAR ROOM of all places, and you're genuinely disturbed by what you're reading here?

Amazing.

You'd think you'd avoid us like the plague, or at least stay the hell out of the WR, given you know what it's contents tend to be like.

You must be new here?
 

Segata_Sanshiro

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By my count, Merc has already made $20 with this thread

Merc: $20 Haters: $0

People need to just leave threads they don't like. These are the same n00bs who chased Makismo off right when "How do I get girls to like me?" was getting good.

Don't ruin everyone else's fun
 

Lagduf

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By my count, Merc has already made $20 with this thread

Merc: $20 Haters: $0

People need to just leave threads they don't like. These are the same n00bs who chased Makismo off right when "How do I get girls to like me?" was getting good.

Don't ruin everyone else's fun

Makismo is a douche who said some absolutely rotten unforgivable things about Jigen after he passed away.

He needs to get hit by a truck while crossing the street.

In hindsight maybe the fact that Mak can't get with a woman and find someone to love is a cruel enough fate.

Either way, fuck him.
 

DocRobot

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Makismo is a douche who said some absolutely rotten unforgivable things about Jigen after he passed away.

He needs to get hit by a truck while crossing the street.

In hindsight maybe the fact that Mak can't get with a woman and find someone to love is a cruel enough fate.

Either way, fuck him.

Blah, there's a name I haven't thought of in a while.

A rather uninspired troll, and little more.

I recall getting into it with him about something a few years back...
 

aria

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I never thought I'd be figuring out how to banish someone from the War Room.

It might be easier to just insta-prune his posts in this forum.
 

evil wasabi

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that doesn't bother me. what bothers me is that this guy's s3xual devi4nt is showing and everyone seems to think it's "cute" or "good ol' merc."

it's good to find a release for your pent up thoughts. Better here than his wife's butt.
 

Michael Yagami

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I never thought I'd be figuring out how to banish someone from the War Room.

It might be easier to just insta-prune his posts in this forum.

You could always just send him to unregistered island and be done with it.
 

tsukaesugi

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I never thought I'd be figuring out how to banish someone from the War Room.

It might be easier to just insta-prune his posts in this forum.

Hey c'mon, be fair.

This is a War Room thread, and a possibly epic one at that.

Just like a growing boy, a thread like this needs all kinds of nutrition.

All posts, be they comment, flame, or troll-bait, should be equally welcomed.

Removing any anti-Merc posts would be like putting training wheels on this thread.

This thread doesn't need training wheels, it needs jet engines fueled by fury, flame, and lust.
 

Lagduf

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Hey c'mon, be fair.

This is a War Room thread, and a possibly epic one at that.

Just like a growing boy, a thread like this needs all kinds of nutrition.

All posts, be they comment, flame, or troll-bait, should be equally welcomed.

Removing any anti-Merc posts would be like putting training wheels on this thread.

This thread doesn't need training wheels, it needs jet engines fueled by fury, flame, and lust.

And thus the Ninja spoke and so it was.
 

NeoDragoN

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Donate $10 and i'll post the nudes!
 

Michael Yagami

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Post nudes and you'll get your $10 dollars.

I'm not getting ripped off again!
 

RocketLawnChair

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No, THIS is why you are a sexual deviant:



More than one person has said that this entire debacle is disturbing. I'm no one. I'm just another bodiless voice on the internet so of course it doesn't matter what you or anyone else thinks.

What *does* matter is that you're making yourself look like a freak by posting it on a public forum. Again, several people think it's 'cute', but I doubt you'll think it's cute when your daughter stumbles across a lifesize naked woman with a busted asshole and starts asking questions.

In short, keep stupid shit like this to yourself.
So you essentially choose what's inappropriate for everyone else in our society (in the WAR ROOM no less...). If Merc wants to make himself “look like a freak” by seks0ring plastic dolls and sharing it with an internet forum, that's his fucking business. Try developing a sense of humor. Seriously, you're like one of those anti-Mortal Kombat parents in the early 90s. O NOES, BLOOD! NO JOHNNY, BAD!!1 READ A BIBLE, AND SAVE YOURSELF! Result? We now have to put up with a retarded rating system. “Rated 'E' for Everyone” Give me a fucking break. If it bothers you that much, close your browser. (or find a bridge, swallow some pills etc.)
 

jro

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And thus the Ninja spoke and so it was.

Damn straight, I think it's kind of hilarious that ol' whipping boy continues to play Kunta Kinte so willingly.
 

Einhander

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This reminds me of the movie "Lars and the Real Girl". Sorry if someone has posted this but I'm only reading Mercs posts...
 

Mike Shagohod

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While some of you are going to hate me for this (probably),
I have to fess up about something now.

THIS REALLY WAS JUST A JOKE THREAD!

A few of you figured this out earlier on, yes I'm horny all the
time, and yes I did blow out McKenzie Lee's asshole (her mold),
and yes I bought Belladonna's xXxtreme Pussy & Ass UR3 mold...

But at no time was I ever going to purchase a Real Doll.

Even with donations I could have never justified in my mind spending
$6,499.00 + 1,500.00 (expedite cost) + $500.00 for S&H! I can think
of a number of "other" things that would seriously be bought for that
money.

Why do you think I stalled for so long on not mentioning "specifics"
for where to send donations?
BECAUSE I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE WOULD. ***Though I now see the true colors of a lot of NG.COM
and that says more to me than anything else. The one's who are open
minded and not afraid what others think of them either, and those who
would walk the line for APPEARANCES. Seriously guys, life is much too
short to worry so much.

This impetus of this joke (for me) began when I remembered that over
the years here I've been talking about buying a "Real Doll". I figured with
that kind of background + my usual banter of sex and living life as a Storm
Rider + my real life in-your-face frankness, that this would work as probably
THE BEST joke/parody thread since NG.COM went up.
I think I accomplished
this, and all the hilarity/riot this thread became has brought my spirits up again,
which was what I was hoping for. I got heated with payment_due simply
because *almost* ruined the thread, but in the end, he helped make it what is
was. But I'm done here, I out Neobuyer-ed neoBuyer on this one. :lolz:

ONE OF YOU ACTUALLY SAW RIGHT THROUGH THIS THREAD THOUGH...

Then again we are in the war room, so either A. this thread is for mostly fun or B. Merc planned this all along.

Merc you did it again :)

Anyhow guys... it's been fun. Now I've got a lot of work to do for the
next 5 days straight, and time with the family. ***I also thank my wife
who did take that last gag photo*** But seriously guys I have only one
last thing to say:




Goodbye all. :tickled:
 

jro

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When is the stock going public?

-snipped like a dude with too many kids or some shit-

Damn, no kidding, I can't believe some people were taking this shit so seriously, thus my in-poor-taste Joker reference.

I thought Merc made this pretty explicitly obvious at various points, though it did lead to more fun at PD's expense, so hey, that's one thing, I suppose.

Um, I mean, what a deviant! He must be stopped!
 

neobuyer

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Even though I have an annoying tendency to stay out of a lot of the 'epic' threads, I am so proud of myself for having done so in this'n. 'Cause if Merc's got it in him to punk the war room, I wouldn't want to fuck it up in any way.

Also, it's nice to see some new 'faces' chiming in.
 

aria

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While some of you are going to hate me for this (probably),
I have to fess up about something now.

THIS REALLY WAS JUST A JOKE THREAD!

A few of you figured this out earlier on, yes I'm horny all the
time, and yes I did blow out McKenzie Lee's asshole (her mold),
and yes I bought Belladonna's xXxtreme Pussy & Ass UR3 mold...

But at no time was I ever going to purchase a Real Doll.

Even with donations I could have never justified in my mind spending
$6,499.00 + 1,500.00 (expedite cost) + $500.00 for S&H! I can think
of a number of "other" things that would seriously be bought for that
money.

Why do you think I stalled for so long on not mentioning "specifics"
for where to send donations?
BECAUSE I HONESTLY DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE WOULD. ***Though I now see the true colors of a lot of NG.COM
and that says more to me than anything else. The one's who are open
minded and not afraid what others think of them either, and those who
would walk the line for APPEARANCES. Seriously guys, life is much too
short to worry so much.

This impetus of this joke (for me) began when I remembered that over
the years here I've been talking about buying a "Real Doll". I figured with
that kind of background + my usual banter of sex and living life as a Storm
Rider + my real life in-your-face frankness, that this would work as probably
THE BEST joke/parody thread since NG.COM went up.
I think I accomplished
this, and all the hilarity/riot this thread became has brought my spirits up again,
which was what I was hoping for. I got heated with payment_due simply
because *almost* ruined the thread, but in the end, he helped make it what is
was. But I'm done here, I out Neobuyer-ed neoBuyer on this one. :lolz:

ONE OF YOU ACTUALLY SAW RIGHT THROUGH THIS THREAD THOUGH...



Anyhow guys... it's been fun. Now I've got a lot of work to do for the
next 5 days straight, and time with the family. ***I also thank my wife
who did take that last gag photo*** But seriously guys I have only one
last thing to say:




Goodbye all. :tickled:

Translated: we have to set up the collection for him.
 

ratson

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I was sick at home during this thread and had a lot of fun hyping it,i would have made a donation if he actually was serious.But i didn't think he was.
But now that we know who's greedy and who's not somebody should make a poll on to which charity to donate ten bucks:D

btw; It got Payment_due a custom rank,enjoy it and thanks for being a total idiot:loco:
 

HeartlessNinny

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The only time I'd ever allow the use of any psych med is if the disorder can be shown on a cat scan or any physical test. Brain chemicals out of whack will show on a cat-scan. Schizophrenia would most definitely show up as a severe serotonin imbalance/lack, so they'd get treated.

As for all these others disorders that suddenly so many people seem to have ever since the condition and symptoms became mainstream in commercials and that a dozen cat scans and every test known to man can't show zero proof of, yes, banned. Doctors don't put a cast on a leg when the x-rays shows no break do they ?

I've got a minor in psychology and studied the subject heavily as a personal interest so I'm not pulling a Wizkid here, my opinion is formed using the same information that any practicing shrink would learn from.

Well I beg to differ. Frankly, I don't care what your credentials are. This is ignorant bullshit. And don't give me this "I'm not pulling a Wizkid" shit, that's exactly what you're doing. Protip: You're not more knowledgable than 'any practicing shrink.' So dont' sit there and tell me you know more than the medical community, because that's exactly what you're doing.

Psych drugs help a lot of people. I know quite a few folks whose lives have been drastically improved by their use. They help stop some people from committing suicide.

If you have a problem with that, fuck you.

Hey, you wanna know another drug that science doesn't fully understand? Aspirin. Yet it works. Should we ban this too?

This shit really pisses me off. Don't sit there and judge people who have genuine afflictions just because you don't approve or understand. It's petty, ignorant and small.
 
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