REAL DOLL FUND & The Conflictions of Global Society. a/k/a "LatexBungRider" out.

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that doesn't bother me. what bothers me is that this guy's s3xual devi4nt is showing and everyone seems to think it's "cute" or "good ol' merc."

you're actually shocked by this is what gets me. go read through the best of threads. you'll learn.
 

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I'd just like to quote this post so everyone can see just how much typing this person has done to justify buying a several thousand dollar blow-up doll.

Pathetic.

oh and for those keeping tabs on the drinking game: I think that's about 5 uses of the word pragmatic in this thread.

You keep proving that you haven't a fucking clue about anything going on here.
 

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If this comes to fruition, I demand photos.

Sure thing girl. When I do get my Real Doll in, I'll take many photos just to be a dumb ass. Think I'll have one of her posing with one my pistols, one of me mounting her ontop of the hood of a sports car yelling out loud... just overall "dumb" shit that I'm sure you all would get a kick out of. Of course this remains to be seen as to when this day will arrive. :lolz:

that doesn't bother me. what bothers me is that this guy's s3xual devi4nt is showing and everyone seems to think it's "cute" or "good ol' merc."

So I'm a sexual deviant because I like sex and have bought (2) "realistic vagina & ass" molds of porn chicks, masturbate a lot, love sex and want to procure me a Real Doll, for all the reasons already cited? RIGHT! You just named 90% of the freggin' planet man. Most people just can't be REAL (pun intended) with themselves is all, and will front. Just like dudes who might actually find an attractive fat chick hot, but hot breath "naaah man, she's too fat." to his buddies, then you learn down the road he was tapping it hard.

...just be real man. Me, I don't front. I say what I mean, and do what I say. You seem to have it out for me and I've never done anything to you. Seriously, what's your problem with me or my endeavors here? If you are offended or don't like any of this you can leave my party. In fact I might have Wizzy escort you to the door so you can hear HIM rant.

If you're not going to assist me in this, or at least get a kick out of this thread, then please leave. No one here is interested in your failed attempts to be witty because it's not you at all. This is NG.COM man, if you can't take what you dish out, better moonwalk on out the door. And I'm saying this with comedy BTW, don't take this shit so seriously.

I suggest moving this thread to meet-ups. Maybe if some folks could get together and share Merc's new toys that they helped to purchase, more people would be inclined to see this as a noble, worthy cause that's helping to serve the needs of the many?

Don't come between a man and his meat! I'll gladly help out a fellow member in need with money via PayPal, or assist in local tour guide services etc, or whatever... but I ain't sharing my wife nor my RD Fuck Buddy! :mr_t:

In fact, anyone who makes a donation to this quest of mine, I will forever keep in my signature here as RDC (Real Doll Comrade) after their username, and this will remind me of whom I owe a debt of gratitude to under the Yakuza's code of Giri (Burden of Obligation others to bear) for ONE future favor within reason. Kind of like being in "the cool book" if that matters to you.

;)

hey merc just save yaself some money an get this www.fleshlight.com

Yes because a real woman looks like a massive flashlight that I hold out in front of me while moving it up and down my erect shaft. I've looked into one actually, as the thought of a regular jerk off hand job enrages me and is an insult. I PENETRATE DAMMIT, the hand is soooooo 19th and 20th Century.

If it continues along its current trajectory, this thread has the potential to become the zaniest War Room posting of all time (even outdoing Makismo's best).

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...FOR HERE, THE MIGHTY RULE!
 

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Okay I set up a bank account (something I'd been meaning to do for awhile) with my PayPal account. Thing is PayPal states that it will take 3-5 days for the minuscule deposits they made to that account that I have to look up to activate a "confirmation" of that account. Once that's done, I can start receiving money to that account, and for those of you goodly enough to donate at least $10.00 (or more) that's Cool Hand Luke right there, muchos gracias, and I'll owe you one in the future. Just remember... I don't do hatchet jobs (assassin work) nor will I spread my cheeks for anyone. :tickled:

Ratson, you'll be the first I let know about the donations thing. :mr_t:

The wife gotta' huge laugh and kick outta' this thread earlier today to, like I said we're in love and in each other's "cool book". It's one of the reasons we fell in love anyhow, neither holds anything back from the other, and we support the other's ideas even if we don't fully get it sometimes. To show her support of this nonsense she took the below photo I staged as a gag photo and promotion of this cause, with a title that is a rewrite of the 1988 Konami Run & Gun classic SUPER CONTRA (arcade):

 

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Merc, you're one of the more entertaining folks on the site. No doubt about it. Add to that, you're probably one of the most frank and honest guys out there as well. So much respect.

That being said, this whole thing is a bit disturbing IMO. Yea, you've got a humugo sex drive, we know. You're a guy so it's no surprise. And you're right, most of the male population deals with this everyday and many can't admit it.

It's something called control. Many people out there have addictions or personal infatuations. Whether it's sex, drugs, money, popularity, we've all got those things we are dependent on. Thing is, you can either control it or let it control you. What surprises me is you let sex control you. You seem like a guy who has a pretty solid control on his life with a wife, family, and a good sense of reality. So the fact that you can't control the southern regions is a bit disheartening I would think.

And I can sympathize, my wife was recently pregnant and yea, it sucks. It's not fun and you start to miss things. But you get control of yourself, or get help, and move on. If crack addicts, druggies, alcoholics, and a bevy of other folks can get off these addictions, I certainly think you can.

Too much of anything is a bad thing. You can drink too much water and die. So maybe it's time you took control of your sex drive. I'm not saying to curb it completely, but I've seen folks with far less mental capacity control far worse vices. I don't think a sex doll is the answer. It won't fix anything, and it may even do more damage.

I still think you're good guy and this is in no way me saying I've got it all figured out. Just my honest two and a half cents.
 

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Merc, you're gonna have to clean the scum out of her holes after use.

You cool with that?
 

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So I'm a sexual deviant because I like sex

No, THIS is why you are a sexual deviant:

and have bought (2) "realistic vagina & ass" molds of porn chicks, ... and want to procure me a Real Doll,

More than one person has said that this entire debacle is disturbing. I'm no one. I'm just another bodiless voice on the internet so of course it doesn't matter what you or anyone else thinks.

What *does* matter is that you're making yourself look like a freak by posting it on a public forum. Again, several people think it's 'cute', but I doubt you'll think it's cute when your daughter stumbles across a lifesize naked woman with a busted asshole and starts asking questions.

In short, keep stupid shit like this to yourself.
 

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Merc, you're one of the more entertaining folks on the site. No doubt about it. Add to that, you're probably one of the most frank and honest guys out there as well. So much respect.

That being said, this whole thing is a bit disturbing IMO. Yea, you've got a humugo sex drive, we know. You're a guy so it's no surprise. And you're right, most of the male population deals with this everyday and many can't admit it.

It's something called control. Many people out there have addictions or personal infatuations. Whether it's sex, drugs, money, popularity, we've all got those things we are dependent on. Thing is, you can either control it or let it control you. What surprises me is you let sex control you. You seem like a guy who has a pretty solid control on his life with a wife, family, and a good sense of reality. So the fact that you can't control the southern regions is a bit disheartening I would think.

And I can sympathize, my wife was recently pregnant and yea, it sucks. It's not fun and you start to miss things. But you get control of yourself, or get help, and move on. If crack addicts, druggies, alcoholics, and a bevy of other folks can get off these addictions, I certainly think you can.

Too much of anything is a bad thing. You can drink too much water and die. So maybe it's time you took control of your sex drive. I'm not saying to curb it completely, but I've seen folks with far less mental capacity control far worse vices. I don't think a sex doll is the answer. It won't fix anything, and it may even do more damage.

I still think you're good guy and this is in no way me saying I've got it all figured out. Just my honest two and a half cents.

#1> Why Thank You sir.

#2> Disturbing why? Because I've made up my mind that I want to buy a high dollar love toy? If I were some wet-behind-the-ears virgin I'd say this is disturbing, for me it's a notch on a belt. MY BELT. :D

#3> But I don't want to control it. I follow societies rules (for the most part), work hard, am a family man (as you stated) and more or less live life. But just as some men will spend top dollar on fast sports cars and such, I've decided to buy me a fuck toy (with a little assistance from any and all who would donate a sum of money) to pleasure me when either:

A) The wife's not in the mood
B) My work schedule and hers isn't the same and I walk in in the middle of the night while she's sleeping for work the next day and I want some trim or butthole to fuck. Hey, pron is alright but I've reached THE FINAL LEVEL. I want my mind, body and cock to be one. Imma' get the glow, cause when I got the glow, you need to know that I feel it in my nads and I feel it in my soul. Gonna' rock her (the Real Doll) body till I got the glow... and the power of ejaculation!

C) The wife's on her period
D) I'm in a foul mood due to mad cream (blue balls) and I must free the juice.

****Seriously bro, I hear you man. I really do, and in fact I agree with you and of what a lot of others have had to say. But just as I got back into BMX riding (street/dirt/street grand prix), there are times a man's gotta' do for himself and this is what I want. I'm not some reclusive socially inept person (shit just look at my articulated posts of high context wonder), I just want a little time to myself that's transcended "The hand" is all. Nothing wrong with this, but with the stigma many here keep attaching to this, one would think otherwise. I'm a productive citizen, mind my business, am a loving father and husband... but in this crazy, crazy world... my cock deserves the best when the best isn't an option (meaning my wife) due to conflicting schedules or whatever.

Thanks for the heart felt response though Jedah. Mind donating at least $10.00? You may not agree with this, but hey... I CAN use all the help I can get for this, and I'm not ashamed to admit it either. It's a means to an end, nothing more and nothing less. Like buying milk at the grocery store or taking a piss when one gets up in the morning.

 

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Fuck it, put me down for a donation.

It may not be more than $10, as I am trying to buy a lot of shit I want right now, but I figure that's worth the entertainment this thread has given me so far. This and the many other entertaining Merc threads I've read over the years have to be worth that much.

So let me know when you get the paypal addy working and I'll send a little something your way.
 

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In short, keep stupid shit like this to yourself.

Ahhh... DAD do I have to?

payment_due said:
What *does* matter is that you're making yourself look like a freak by posting it on a public forum. Again, several people think it's 'cute', but I doubt you'll think it's cute when your daughter stumbles across a lifesize naked woman with a busted asshole and starts asking questions.

Do you think I really give a flying fuck what ANYONE thinks of me, especially on the Internet? Dude I'm bored as shit with everyday hum-ho lifeless ordinary routines okay. IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU? So I find amusement in making a thread like this, with the offhand possibility of possibly getting a few donations here or there. What's the problem? Apparently you have one. The other guys on here also making comments in line with your thought I've known for years too, I understand where they are coming from and I respect their points of view, but just because they don't want to do something like this, doesn't mean I suddenly become a part of our BORG like society.

I'm a trail blazer and always have been (for better or worse). I go where others follow years down the road. It's why I've been down and out, sleeping under bridges with others worse off... flossed with rich types and even crashed a brand new BMW on purpose with a preppy kid who wanted to test the air bags... met and hung out with International Film Stars (Chow Yun Fat being the most famous)... been to film school... traveled the USA a bit... go into places most won't because they feel "they have to know their place" Well guess what dude, I don't know my place and never will. I say what I damn well please, and more or less go where I damn well please. Right now I want a real doll, and if some people want to assist in this, then stop fucking it up for me and get off my lawn!

:tickled:

...sorry, been wanting to say that since I saw Gran Torino.

***Finally, I've already got a full proofed plan as for explaining the Real Doll to the kids, and it's nothing nasty either. I'm not going to go into it, because most likely you don't care anyhow. I don't know you from Adam, and I seriously don't have any malice towards you, but seriously man... if this is bothering you, then leave this thread after reading this post, or QUIT NG.COM and find somewhere else to post. I wish you the best at whatever it is you do or want out of life (seriously) and am not past this thread going to have words with you again. I understand where you're coming from, but for the life I've lived and continue to live, no one or no institution tells me what to do. I compromise (because to do so is smart) but conform I shall never do.
 

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yeah fuck those motherfuckers, merc you keep on fuckin doing what you wanna do FUCKING INANIMATE OBJECTS FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
 

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Holy shit, someone new is WAAAAY in line for induction into the newly-revived Tool Shed.

Gonna need a very excellent handle to do this payment-due dumbass justice.
 

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Heed thine own advice.

Trust me, next time I decide to post something about whacking off 47 times a day because my wife is not in the mood or if I'm interested in fucking a plastic vagina because of the same reason on a public forum to beg for attention because I'm evidently 'bored with ho-hum everyday life' and my own children are irritating the hell out of me, I will adhere to my own advice and not post it.
 

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Holy shit, someone new is WAAAAY in line for induction into the newly-revived Tool Shed.

Gonna need a very excellent handle to do this payment-due dumbass justice.

lol

oh no. i made an internet-enemy!
 

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WHY SO SERIOUS?!

Where the hell is Heath Ledger when you need him.

Don't answer that.
 

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Jeez man (payment_due), what a way to KILL the vibe running in this thread. I was just having a bit of fun with all this preposterous nonsense, but you had to go and make this a fucking serious thing didn't you? I had some other gag pics I was going to take but now I'm not in the mood to do so.

THANKS A WHOLE FUCKING LOT!
 

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Jeez man (payment_due), what a way to KILL the vibe running in this thread. I was just having a bit of fun with all this preposterous nonsense, but you had to go and make this a fucking serious thing didn't you? I had some other gag pics I was going to take but now I'm not in the mood to do so.

THANKS A WHOLE FUCKING LOT!

oh sorry, I didn't know what version of the thread we were on. I thought we were still on the 'complain that no one gave me money so I can fuck a piece of plastic' portion of the campaign. Didn't know we came back to the 'its just a joke' phase.

How unpragmatic of me.
 

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oh sorry, I didn't know what version of the thread we were on. I thought we were still on the 'complain that no one gave me money so I can fuck a piece of plastic' portion of the campaign. Didn't know we came back to the 'its just a joke' phase.

How unpragmatic of me.

I tend to transition about as fast as an F-4 Phantom II jet fighter going "after burner" into the DangerZone. Please try and keep up, or head back to base please. ;) *Seriously though, I still don't see why me making a gag pic calling people a cheap motherfucker because no one had committed to helping me in my Real Doll quest upsets you so damn much.

Go and get yourself a hooker, or... BUY A REAL DOLL. I'm sure you'd be much nicer that way. I'm starting to get the impression you know me offline from somewhere in my past with how heated you're getting about all this? If so, (and I doubt it) you should know that for where I've been (in all things) and what I've seen and things done... I'm not whomever you might have known once. NG.COM in case you hadn't noticed is a "cesspool" of hardy wise cracking joes, e-thugs, video gamer dorks (myself included), and we live for drama. It's kind of like the Hotel California. You can check in anytime you want, but you will never leave. Even those who have left find that all roads Internet wise lead back to here.

Embrace the lunacy. Embrace the Drama. Free yourself from the trappings of ordinary existence and interface in a place that exists everywhere and nowhere all at the same point my wearied Cyber Wanderer. For life is too short to be stressing serious over much of anything, especially one man's quest to have a Real Doll in his "Fuck Chambers".

Oh and BTW... I'm not planning on leaving my doll (when she arrives) out butt nekkid, she'll exist as a loose clothed model probably manning my computer chair like a secretary forever watching a blank monitor, or will be simply a decorative part of my room. Same thing you'd see at a department store only much more realistic looking, only behind closed and locked doors will her true purpose come to light, and that's something (like when with the wife) the kids needen't not know about. When the time comes where they might be of age to figure out what it is... well, they're just going to have to deal with it.

AND THIS PHOTO MAKES ME HUNGRY, VERY HUNGRY



JUST LOOK AT THAT ASS MAN! Ohhhhh... to plant my face inbetween
those roundtastic buttcheeks and shout, to give her Teh pleasure...
ohhhh...... just like my wife's roundtastic butt that's making me want
her oooooooohhhhhhhh so more!

Fucking Beautiful. Perfection is a nice BBW IMO, but sadly
Abyss Creation cannot make an RD of that body style, otherwise
I'd want me some big momma loving.

:vik:
 

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Holy shit, someone new is WAAAAY in line for induction into the newly-revived Tool Shed.

Gonna need a very excellent handle to do this payment-due dumbass justice.

Brain_Due?
 

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oh sorry, I didn't know what version of the thread we were on. I thought we were still on the 'complain that no one gave me money so I can fuck a piece of plastic' portion of the campaign. Didn't know we came back to the 'its just a joke' phase.

How unpragmatic of me.

I vote Moron of the year,goddamn have regalsin and koldstare merged in to this guy.Ban this motherfucker if he keeps it up.(and that's sad coming from another noob)

@ jeda domah: He is in control cause he decides what's going to happen and it's gonna happen right now.I'm getting so sick of this selfcontrol bullshit in general,it hasn't made the world a better place you know.Most people who are so called having control over themselves act like RoboZombies to me.No emotion what so ever.
Damn i love the fact i have ADHD,no control here:buttrock:
 

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I gotta say Merc, your wife must be a pretty fucking cool chick. Nice find :)

I hope you find success on the Quest for the Real Doll. It's like some fucking epic.

Payment_Due needs a custom rank befitting his jackassery.
 
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