REAL DOLL FUND & The Conflictions of Global Society. a/k/a "LatexBungRider" out.

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LoneSage

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Merc we'll help you out man

but we're going to need somethign in return

a picture


of Ramus Shagohod
 

Domino-chan

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This thread is epic beyond words.

Merc, don't ever, EVER, change. If you do, I will personally hunt you down and kick your ass.
 

Lagduf

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Merc you need to set up a paypal account where you can accept donations.
 

OMFG

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In Merc, I trust.
 

oldschool

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This thread is both win and lose at the same time!

I also noticed how disturbing the male Real Doll is, honestly, did they have to use Gary Sinise as the lookalike? :annoyed:

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Domino-chan

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This thread is both win and lose at the same time!

I also noticed how disturbing the male Real Doll is, honestly, did they have to use Gary Sinise as the lookalike? :annoyed:

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rdims.rdc

I thought he looked more like Armand Assante:

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FAT$TACKS

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So how do I make a donation?

I mean look how many members are on this forum. If we all just give like a dollar or two this can work.

For less than the cost of a cup of coffee you can change the life of .....
 

NeoDragoN

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People are actually gonna donate?

Jesus people if you are gonna donate, give it to cancer research or The CF Walk.

Something worthwhile at least.
 

Mike Shagohod

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Merc we'll help you out man

but we're going to need somethign in return

a picture


of Ramus Shagohod

So you want a picture of me diamond hard with
a cock ring on then? :lolz:

"REMUS" Shagohod is my (would be) Porno name
along with *Mike The Barbarian. RAMROD is
my schlong.

This thread is epic beyond words.

Merc, don't ever, EVER, change. If you do, I will personally hunt you down and kick your ass.

#1> Why thank you, epic eh? I strive to please.

#2> I don't plan on ever changing, I mean why should I? I'm a rugged individualist who compromises on things from time to time, but I'll be damned before I CONFORM to anyone or anything, or any societial agendas. If you come looking for me though to kick my ass Domino, I might just like it. You'd have to make an exception for me and "Go there" with me. I promise I won't blow out your O Ring. ;)

#3> All kidding aside, I am who I am. An over sexed Barbarian of man who's just a bit melancholy that the world is so candy assed, and that we live in times that aren't really about anything at all. Basically we live to consume shit we don't need... might as well have me a damn good looking fuck buddy, and shit... It's not cheating if she's not real.

Well said.

I think you'd get some donations if you actually listed a paypal address, Merc. :cool:

I'm only set up to "Buy" with a credit card online through PayPal, not recieve money. I don't like the idea of them having my bank account (even a devoted one for such a project/donations fund). Thus it's either well hidden ca$h money or a Money Order. Like I said... I made this thread more out of boredom, since you know... I KNOW NO SHAME. I mean seriously, what the hell's there to be embarassed about?

moistmerc.jpg

In Merc, I trust.

WOW! That old "gag" Moist Lube picture I took back in '05 is still making the rounds eh? Always cracks me up when I see that, as that was my photographic interpetation of the menaing of the term "Masturbates Furiously". It was hit at the time I took the photo here, guess it's still a hit in 2009.

:cool:

DON'T do it Merc!

You'll end up like this guy

Heh. :mr_t:

I appreciate your concern bro, but I'd hardly end up like the first (2) guys, and I have no intention of watching that entire Documentary of "Men & Their Real Dolls". The difference between me and those people is that they are socially inept and thus cannot get a woman. I have had more than my fair share of women in my single days, from the skinny side of the spectrum to my preference for "Thicky Thicks" and BBWs. I'm married (something they obviously aren't) and have two wonderful children, though my three year old daughter is stressing me the fuck out with her boundless energy and never ending questions that I gave the answers to fifty fucking times in less than 4 minutes.

Watching those guys, (especially) Guy #1, even I'm a bit creeped out by it. But I see it from a much more pragmatic stand point. I clearly DON'T NEED a real doll because I lack a personality, gift of gab, nor do I lack an adventuresome streak in me to try new things... for me, this is but another Chapter in the life of a rugged individualist who's hardy zest for life, traveling and sex simply cannot all be quenched by ONE woman. Though I am a man who lives by his own *Principles* and one of those principle is to never step out on my wife. My wife, in spite of our turbulent/not turbulent-back-to-turbulent marriage/reationship has always been based around "truth". She's pragmatic about this venutre of mine as I am.

I'm not trying to replace my wife with a mere doll, nor do I want to. I just want a ready-to-go-at-any-moments-notice Fuck Buddy who's not going to give me lip, complain about having a headache, who'll never have a period, can't get pregnant... but one whom looks scrumptiously delicious and lives (well exists) to take my cock. And shoot even Abyss Creations has this to say which sums up the overall gist of this thread:

Question: What sort of people buy RealDolls?

Answer: There is no “type” of person who buys a RealDoll. Our customers include futurists, artists, art collectors, photographers, film-makers, scientists, health professionals, housewives, single men and women, couples seeking to enhance their sex lives, people looking for exotic decorative art, adult retailers who want the ultimate display mannequin, or anyone who desires to possess the world's most realistic love doll.

I think I'd agree to that. I don't believe this is the kind of purchase that "just anyone" can make. Most people aren't secure enough with themselves to even admit this could be a viable alternative for them. If one is a lovelorn Virgin, this probably isn't a good purchase because they'll spend forever having one sided conversations with a doll and not have any reason TO TRY getting to know real women. A guy like me has been around more than a few blocks, kicked some ass in differeing life situations, and knows who he is and what he's about. The fact I'm open about my pragmatisicm online even though this concerns a part of my private life should speak volumes about me. I'm comfortable with who I am and I never stop until I get what I want.

...and honestly I'd like to get with Belladonna and see about not somehow getting a Real Doll duplicate of her, though I'd imagine that this would cost twice the amount than the standard models to select from. I'd consider myself (seriously) Bella's biggest fan, and knowing her persona, she'd probably get hot thinking about how some dude/fan of hers wants a replicant of her every tattoo and all, full molds of vagina and ass. Apparently Abyss Creations won't do "celebrity" and/or porn ppl without their consent though, but I'm working on an idea for this too. But if I can't have my very own Belladonna Doll, then I'm sure there's a combination amongst the standard selections that could suit me. Frankly I'm surprised they (Abyss Creations) don't license out the right to fabricate people's fave porn chicks into Real Dolls. You'd think that be a lucrative market?

Anyhow, thanks for the concern.

TO EVERYONE ELSE ABOUT THE DONATIONS... I'll PM those
of you who mentioned wanting to assist me in this journey of
mine. I'm not putting out an address for multiple idiocy to come
to me instead of donations.
Right now I'm tired though, just
pulled a long shift at work.
 

ratson

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People are actually gonna donate?

Jesus people if you are gonna donate, give it to cancer research or The CF Walk.

Something worthwhile at least.

No offense ,i agree on the cancer thing, but how much money have people given for Africa and other 3rd world countries?Did it help?NO it didn't,the G8 as they call it were going to help the hunger out of there and make sure everyone can eat.The result is that the whole world gave money and all that happened is there are an extra 40 million hungry children.So fuck Bono(u2)and all other bullshit celebs,who are saying we should change the world,easy to say with a multi million dollar bank account.I have a solution for the money problem:Every rich person donates 1% of what they totally own and there will be so much money that a recess wouldn't even be possible,let alone world hunger.You could build up a second planet with that kind of money.


SO GIVE AND GIVE WELL FOR MERC PEOPLE,AT LEAST YOU WILL NOW WHERE YOUR MONEY WENT.

Come on Merc tell me were to send it,it will be the best ten bucks i spend this year.

And to all the greedy assholes who disagre with me i say:

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abasuto

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I hope you're being sarcastic man, because this is some ignorant shit right here. What are you, a fucking Scientologist? You really think people with problems shouldn't get treatment? What about dangerous schizophrenics..? Fuck 'em?

This really pisses me off. Ant-depressants have helped a lot of people. If you got a problem with that, fuck you.

The only time I'd ever allow the use of any psych med is if the disorder can be shown on a cat scan or any physical test. Brain chemicals out of whack will show on a cat-scan. Schizophrenia would most definitely show up as a severe serotonin imbalance/lack, so they'd get treated.

As for all these others disorders that suddenly so many people seem to have ever since the condition and symptoms became mainstream in commercials and that a dozen cat scans and every test known to man can't show zero proof of, yes, banned. Doctors don't put a cast on a leg when the x-rays shows no break do they ?

I've got a minor in psychology and studied the subject heavily as a personal interest so I'm not pulling a Wizkid here, my opinion is formed using the same information that any practicing shrink would learn from.
 

ratson

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The only time I'd ever allow the use of any psych med is if the disorder can be shown on a cat scan or any physical test. Brain chemicals out of whack will show on a cat-scan. Schizophrenia would most definitely show up as a severe serotonin imbalance/lack, so they'd get treated.

As for all these others disorders that suddenly so many people seem to have ever since the condition and symptoms became mainstream in commercials and that a dozen cat scans and every test known to man can't show zero proof of, yes, banned. Doctors don't put a cast on a leg when the x-rays shows no break do they ?

I've got a minor in psychology and studied the subject heavily as a personal interest so I'm not pulling a Wizkid here, my opinion is formed using the same information that any practicing shrink would learn from.

I agree a lot of people get this shit for nothing usefull and often makes the problem worse.Of course there are enough people out there that do need it so yes they should have it.

btw: Let's not turn this into a Tom cruise vs. Brooke shields war.
 

abasuto

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Let's not turn this into a Tom cruise vs. Brooke shields war.

I agree, I hope this now turns into a Merc cockslams a Brooke Shields doll while listening to the Mission Impossible theme.
 

ratson

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I agree, I hope this now turns into a Merc cockslams a Brooke Shields doll while listening to the Mission Impossible theme.
:lol: ,that would definitely make it a Best off...
 

Loopz

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Merc,

You know I love ya and all, but when your addiction comes to the point where you
are begging for money to be able to fuck a giant piece of latex, replacing the fake asshole of another piece of latex, you need to throw the brakes on and re-evaluate.

That being said, it is hillarious you tore a fake asshole out.

Go to meetings.

Seriously.

VT broke this shit down the best.

I have nothing else to add.
 

aria

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The combination of setting up a PayPal account and spreading this story on forums around the internet should solve the money problem fairly quickly.

Do it!
 

OrochiEddie

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People are actually gonna donate?

Jesus people if you are gonna donate, give it to cancer research or The CF Walk.

Something worthwhile at least.

Or he could walk with the doll,

or better yet.

a dollar for every time Merc loads up his doll....for CF
 
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