Merc we'll help you out man
but we're going to need somethign in return
a picture
of Ramus Shagohod
So you want a picture of me diamond hard with
a cock ring on then?
"REMUS" Shagohod is my (would be) Porno name
along with *Mike The Barbarian.
RAMROD is
my schlong.
This thread is epic beyond words.
Merc, don't ever, EVER, change. If you do, I will personally hunt you down and kick your ass.
#1> Why thank you, epic eh? I strive to please.
#2> I don't plan on ever changing, I mean why should I? I'm a rugged individualist who compromises on things from time to time, but I'll be damned before I CONFORM to anyone or anything, or any societial agendas. If you come looking for me though to kick my ass Domino, I might just like it. You'd have to make an exception for me and "Go there" with me. I promise I won't blow out your O Ring.
#3> All kidding aside, I am who I am. An over sexed Barbarian of man who's just a bit melancholy that the world is so candy assed, and that we live in times that aren't really
about anything at all. Basically we live to consume shit we don't need... might as well have me a damn good looking fuck buddy, and shit...
It's not cheating if she's not real.
Well said.
I think you'd get some donations if you actually listed a paypal address, Merc.
I'm only set up to "Buy" with a credit card online through PayPal, not recieve money. I don't like the idea of them having my bank account (even a devoted one for such a project/donations fund). Thus it's either well hidden ca$h money or a Money Order. Like I said... I made this thread more out of boredom, since you know... I KNOW NO SHAME. I mean seriously, what the hell's there to be embarassed about?
WOW! That old "gag" Moist Lube picture I took back in '05 is still making the rounds eh? Always cracks me up when I see that, as that was my photographic interpetation of the menaing of the term "Masturbates Furiously". It was hit at the time I took the photo here, guess it's still a hit in 2009.
DON'T do it Merc!
You'll end up like
this guy
Heh.
I appreciate your concern bro, but I'd hardly end up like the first (2) guys, and I have no intention of watching that entire Documentary of "Men & Their Real Dolls". The difference between me and those people is that they are socially inept and thus cannot get a woman. I have had more than my fair share of women in my single days, from the skinny side of the spectrum to my preference for "Thicky Thicks" and BBWs. I'm married (something they obviously aren't) and have two wonderful children, though my three year old daughter is stressing me the fuck out with her boundless energy and never ending questions that I gave the answers to fifty fucking times in less than 4 minutes.
Watching those guys, (especially) Guy #1, even I'm a bit creeped out by it. But I see it from a much more pragmatic stand point. I clearly DON'T NEED a real doll because I lack a personality, gift of gab, nor do I lack an adventuresome streak in me to try new things... for me, this is but another
Chapter in the life of a rugged individualist who's hardy zest for life, traveling and sex simply cannot all be quenched by ONE woman. Though I am a man who lives by his own *Principles* and one of those principle is to never step out on my wife. My wife, in spite of our turbulent/not turbulent-back-to-turbulent marriage/reationship has always been based around "truth". She's pragmatic about this venutre of mine as I am.
I'm not trying to replace my wife with a mere doll, nor do I want to. I just want a ready-to-go-at-any-moments-notice Fuck Buddy who's not going to give me lip, complain about having a headache, who'll never have a period, can't get pregnant... but one whom
looks scrumptiously delicious and lives (well exists) to take my cock. And shoot even Abyss Creations has this to say which sums up the overall gist of this thread:
Question:
What sort of people buy RealDolls?
Answer:
There is no “type” of person who buys a RealDoll. Our customers include futurists, artists, art collectors, photographers, film-makers, scientists, health professionals, housewives, single men and women, couples seeking to enhance their sex lives, people looking for exotic decorative art, adult retailers who want the ultimate display mannequin, or anyone who desires to possess the world's most realistic love doll.
I think I'd agree to that. I don't believe this is the kind of purchase that "just anyone" can make. Most people aren't secure enough with themselves to even admit this could be a viable alternative for them. If one is a lovelorn Virgin, this probably isn't a good purchase because they'll spend forever having one sided conversations with a doll and not have any reason TO TRY getting to know real women. A guy like me has been around more than a few blocks, kicked some ass in differeing life situations, and knows who he is and what he's about. The fact I'm open about my pragmatisicm online even though this concerns a part of my private life should speak volumes about me. I'm comfortable with who I am and I never stop until I get what I want.
...and honestly I'd like to get with Belladonna and see about not somehow getting a Real Doll duplicate of her, though I'd imagine that this would cost twice the amount than the standard models to select from. I'd consider myself (seriously) Bella's biggest fan, and knowing her persona, she'd probably get hot thinking about how some dude/fan of hers
wants a replicant of her every tattoo and all, full molds of vagina and ass. Apparently Abyss Creations won't do "celebrity" and/or porn ppl without their consent though, but I'm working on an idea for this too. But if I can't have my very own Belladonna Doll, then I'm sure there's a combination amongst the standard selections that could suit me. Frankly I'm surprised they (Abyss Creations) don't license out the right to fabricate people's fave porn chicks into Real Dolls. You'd think that be a lucrative market?
Anyhow, thanks for the concern.
TO EVERYONE ELSE ABOUT THE DONATIONS... I'll PM those
of you who mentioned wanting to assist me in this journey of
mine. I'm not putting out an address for multiple idiocy to come
to me instead of donations. Right now I'm tired though, just
pulled a long shift at work.