merc, you're a man with a superpower, a super power that no one else understands, and not even you can control. i worry about you. good luck in this quest, and may you gain the plastic woman of your dreams.
Super Powers eh? If I had them I'd already have a Seraglio of able bodied and willing women bro. I'd wave my hands and say: "My service to you is to protect you through thick and thin, and you enjoy the halls of my estate... and I service you. You in return service me with a smile and much gusto. I feel that we have a nice arrangement. STD and Western Bloc tests are a must before you enter
The House of Pleasure." And I could retire away to my own fortress with all the amenities and/or Luxuries of the modern world in a giant Arcology Fortress, never to reemerge unless a war was going on somewhere.
...but those Super Powers fail me.
ANYHOW, thanks for the concern about my well being. But it looks like I cannot take the pleasures of even the xXxtreme Belladonna mold now because I rubbed my penis raw last night, had to put on some Anti-Bacterial penis creme to help the healing process. I found a way to really go buck wild on it, as I laid up on a table where my computer monitor is at, while watching a DVD of hers (Belladonna) called
Butthole Whores 2 and reamed her good. But with so much activity as of late between Bella and the McKenzie mold, now I must heal. Figure I'll go to the gun range now while my cawk heals. I miss it though. I should've stopped after I thoroughly pounded her pussy for 20 minutes to a roaring orgasm that woke up my next door neighbor... but I had to go one more and now I'm paying for it. I have to say, getting to bang Belladonna (as it's her molded to perfection) while watching her on the computer monitor is pretty fucking amazing. I'm watching a third person cock do what I'm doing to her on my table. ***AWESOME***
Have you considered going into massive credit card debt and just getting it now. If you'll have the dough in six months anyways, why not pay a little interest in exchange for an early delivery
This I've been toying around with. But I spent the better part of 3 years paying off $40,000 debt to VISA Card awhile back, and I currently owe about $2,000 on a Discover Card and never activiated another VISA. Since I'm not getting ENOUGH hours (though I managed to fandangle 31 hours this week earlier), it be hard to pay off the "minimum" payments right off the bat. Plus I don't believe my current Discover Card has a maximum of more than $4,000.
I Honestly was hoping a few of you might have said:
"Damn Merc... you're one fucked up dude you know that. But what the hell's TEN BUCKS! I can do that, what address should I send money to?" But of course I've yet to see such a post, so that I could then PM that person with the necessary addy. Right now I'm in a really foul mood. I can't fuck my Belladonna UR3 mold, I can't jerk off (cause mah cock has to heal now from 8 days straight of 4 times a day pounding), the wife still isn't any closer to being Ready-To-Go... my kids are driving me nuts, and shit...
OH FUCK IT! (now wait, I can't)
All I can say so far is this:
Not one offer for even $10.00!