REAL DOLL FUND & The Conflictions of Global Society. a/k/a "LatexBungRider" out.

Michael Yagami said:

Man, what the fuck happened here? First we started off with Real Dolls and neodragon posting pics of a fantastically big tittied chick and now we end up in a religious discussion and Merc wanting his account killed.

Where did all the greatness go?

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Domino-chan said:

It went down the toilet when some douche took it too far.

This thread had such awesome potential, too.

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kernow said:

I showed that girl to neodragon and he's taking all the credit

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NeoDragoN said:

LIES!!!!

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bokmeow said:

NeoDragoN and I share the most similiar taste in womens

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Domino-chan said:

It went down the toilet when some douche took it too far.

This thread had such awesome potential, too.

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Michael Yagami said:

Can we just prune everything past page 7 and pretend those missing pages never happened?

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tsukaesugi said:

You know, for a warrior king, you've really got lousy self control.

I like you and all, and I'm not ripping on you here, this is just some friendly advice from a ninja to a barbarian.

You don't have to think and do things in terms of absolutes. You don't have to quit something "cold turkey" just because you have a problem with it.

In fact, you've tried to quit posting here twice before, twice, and neither time worked. The second time you were back posting here a week after announcing your departure.

There's obviously a part of you that enjoys online communication (for lack of a better term). You clearly like posting online here and at other forums. If you stop posting here altogther you end up denying the needs of a part of yourself. You won't be a whole person.

Now, you probably do spend too much time here. Judging by the length of your replies alone, I'm sure you're online for a couple of hours a day. You have children now, and you should worry about being a parent first, and put posting here second.

But parents are allowed to have hobbies too. If you wanna post here, post. Just use your self control to set yourself a limit. Hop online for a half an hour or 45min in the evenings after the kids are in bed (or whatever time is best). Set the limit, put a clock beside the computer (a real clock, not the digital clock on your monitor) and stick to it. When the time is up, stop, and go do something else. You can have your cake and eat it too, just as long as you stick to your limits.

Being a warrior, after all, is all about self-mastery. And one of the most important aspects of self mastery is being able to set and keep these kinds of limits.

It's the same for masturbating. You wanna "sharpen your sword", go ahead and do it. But set limits. Don't do it so much that you end up in the hospital. Sheesh. Once or twice a day is enough. I don't care how horny you are - there is no physiological "need" to masturbate. Your testicles will not actually explode. Humans need to breathe, eat, and excrete, however they don't physcially need to release sperm (no matter how blue one's balls may be).

Oh yeah, sure, there's an immensely strong mental need to do it, but this desire is mental only, and falls therefore under the domain of self-mastery. Set a "sword-sharpening" limit and stick to it. Once in the morning and once before you go to bed, or whatever your schedule allows for. You are the king of your own castle (by "castle" I mean "body"). If you wanna "raise the drawbridge" (and by "raise the drawbridge" I mean "spank the monkey") you should only do it because you're allowing yourself to do it, not because you're compelled to.

You don't need meds and you don't need therapy, all you need to do is set some time aside, sit down, think about your limits, set them, and stick to them. Write it down on a piece of paper if it helps. There's nothing "weak" or "lame" about this process, it's what you've got to do if you think things are getting out of control in your life. You wanna be a Warrior King, you've got to make your own rules of governance. You don't want to have these rules dictated to you by lust / boredom / neurosis / whatever.

Finally, on the topic of the sex doll - you wanna buy a Real Doll, go ahead and do that too. Ain't nothing wrong with any sex toy or fetish as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. Set aside $20 a week that you'd normally spend on junk food or whatever, and start saving. Hell, I'd even set up that Paypal address again - some people here seemed like they genuinely thought it was a good cause.

Just make sure that you keep it locked in a closet, and that your children will never, ever see it, or heaven forbid, see you using it. I am 100% serious here, if your children ever found that, or one of your toy vaginas, I guarantee it would be very, very traumatic and leave deep and permanent scars.

OK, lecture over.

*ninja vanish*

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Mercenary X99 said:

Do me a favor and kill me Bobak.

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Mercenary X99 said:

You know nothing of Barbarians... NINJA!

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Mercenary X99 said:

Thanks for the post Tuska.

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Mercenary X99 said:

You know nothing of Barbarians... NINJA!

We are a hearty lot full of zest for life, wanton sex of xXxtreme pleasures that border on insanity, hoping to attain a "celestial nut" of ograsmic proportions... and we brood and like a good scrape here or there, and WAR is ultimately in our blood.

Be them the primal alpha male Barbarians of old in times of cold steel, or the misunderstood 21st Century, martial art knowing, gun toting, and overly porn fueled studs like myself... you're values mean little to me. I mean no offense of course and I'm well traveled enough as well as well read enough to appreciate wisdom... but I'm dog tired of contemporary bullshit. There's nothing wrong with being polite to others, and I don't seek to raid and pillage others as I do respect their rights to live and be happy. But I'm a man who's only happy (and I quote Kenny Loggins from the song "DangerZone" for TOPGUN) when I'm...

Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

YESSIR THAT'S CORRECT. Explains me to a tee bro. And life in general in our day and age is quite simply boring, unless I'm out there somewhere purposely starting shit, making stupid threads on message boards etc. But unlike others, I AM conflicted over things I know I shouldn't be doing, and I am a man of absolutes. You're either absolutely on MY side, or AGAINST me. You're either a enemy the USA has stated you and should be killed... or you're not. You're either someone I would take time to know and share aspects of my brooding but vastly spectrumized life (so far)... or you're someone I give lip service to, or likely wouldn't bother to assist if I saw 5 dudes beating you down. USUALLY (on that last note) I'd get involved, but mainly because it would afford me some *action* after a long hiatus of anything physical in the fighting sense... not because I actually cared about you. Of course if you were a "true" friend or the spouse or something of someone I know, well then I fight for you.

I seek to do nothing more than SERVE of official capacities that allow me the right to "Fight" (when the situation calls for it) for the two reasons that drive me:

#1> I dislike evil people. Where I have an affliction with my own spiritual beliefs, as Jesus says: "Love Your Enemy." ---I can do that, but I ultimately DON'T LIKE my enemies, and thus my love for them is giving them a beat down and/or quick death and sending them to him so that he may spake them into Hell, if for some reason they hadn't believed in him. Otherwise they are forgiven of their own stupidities and original sin and can finally be perfect. And I down right loathe lazy people who have no solid work ethic and think it's okay to rob, steal and cheat others. These people shouldn't even have "rights" once they take away someone elses, and in my opinion should be bicycle chain whipped over their skulls and cracked open, or given a permanent dirt nap, compliments of any edged weapon or gun once they are caught in the act.

But because I'm a man of absolutes... I must abide by "official" Rules of Engagement and Force Continuum. And so I stand down and do what I can within reason. If there weren't Primal guys like me still around, there wouldn't be many to fight off the scum bags out there who are EXPECTING liberal "bleeding heart" bullshit to work for them in the end.


#2> When you have as much boundless energy as I do. YOU LOVE TO FIGHT. Thus under the right circumstances, someone who doesn't heed you walking away and other things to defuse situations who finally has gotten one into "The Zone" has only re birthed a bloodlust of combat and once the eyes start seeing into the next life (literally seeing through people), and you veins turn to molten fire... in some small respect... they have brought you a gift. The green light to kick some shit, take names, and possibly even die a worthy death and not shitting one's self at 90 in some rest home where your cunt of a son probably left you to rot.

Thanks for the post Tuska.

But because I am a man of absolutes, and one who's always living life right on the razor's edge between Right & Wrong... There is no real middle ground for me. Be it fighting, having sex or anything else. There is only the promise of a new dawning day that might prove to bring new people into my life who may or may not have something interesting to help stimulate my mind (as I absorb everything I can... hey just because I'm a Barbarian doesn't mean I'm stupid), or they bring with them events that lead to adrenaline pumping moments... be them car racing in Street Grand Prix... Thrill Sex (well not so much this anymore)... a chance to assit them in fighting a common enemy who's time has come to an end because they've now recruited an unconventional Storm Rider, and they cannot figure out the mind of a well read, from the ground up and downright Hearty fighter.

My Real Doll (had I bought one) probably would've ended up ripped up just like that McKenzie apparatus, and then I'd have been hella pissed at spending 8 grand on something like that.

But I am tired of this Internet stuff. I won't lie and say you're not right about a part of me being tied into the Net, and largely Neo-Geo.Com in particular. But maybe it's time I did change a bit. Maybe it's really time I gave Cyberspace a long hiatus and see just what is to do out there (a world with no Internet). Problem is... at age 30 with my responsibilities, and never enough time to really connect with people offline due to conflicting schedules... it's usually the Internet where one kills time chatting with others, only most don't really want to have high context conversations, transitioning from one thing to another and back to it's original impetus. Most just want 4 sentence replies and it's usually about more of the same "mainstream" bullshit.

I seriously only ever worked on this whole MERCENARY X99 persona in the manner that I did, because the kinds of conversations I wanted to have (not porn talk and stuff) never seemed to work here, or anywhere else. When I tried THREE different times to start my own hangout without the benefit of a common anchor, like video games... no two people ever could figure out what to discuss, and it leads me to believe, most people aren't about anything. Thus what people want is cheap entertainment. And I provided that (somewhat) over the last six years here, and quite frankly I don't think I can ever top this REAL DOLL thread.

Thus hopefully... I'm gone.

Thanks though.

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Retrogamer said:

Reading this made me want to classify myself:

Retro the Holy Knight:

Christened by the church, and given the holy sword of the Spirit (which is the word of God)!
Encased by a pearl white ceramic carapace armor of God,that is made up of The Belt of Truth, the Breastplate of Righteousness, the boots that hold the Gospel of Peace, the Shield of Faith, the Helmet of Salvation! a paladin of sorts who although carries a sword only uses it to pierce the flesh of demons and other creatures of evil blood who have escaped from the pit to consume the souls of humanity.

As well as my Knightly aspects I have magical adornments which allow my sword to gain elemental power that allows me to strike down my foes with scale crushing plasma fire. And I have been trained in the arts of curative magic which gives me the ability to cure the souls of men by speaking the Holy words, passed down for 2000 years!

My job is to spread the gospel and warn my fellow brethren about the coming evil "Babylon the Great" which will one day come to consume humanity and imprison their souls.

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tsukaesugi said:

OK, now this thread is getting really gay.

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dubdubdub said:

Getting?

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