oh sorry, I didn't know what version of the thread we were on. I thought we were still on the 'complain that no one gave me money so I can fuck a piece of plastic' portion of the campaign. Didn't know we came back to the 'its just a joke' phase.
How unpragmatic of me.
I tend to transition about as fast as an F-4 Phantom II jet fighter going "after burner" into the DangerZone.
Please try and keep up, or head back to base please.
*Seriously though, I still don't see why me making a gag pic calling people a cheap motherfucker because no one had committed to helping me in my Real Doll quest upsets you so damn much.
Go and get yourself a hooker, or... BUY A REAL DOLL. I'm sure you'd be much nicer that way. I'm starting to get the impression you know me offline from somewhere in my past with how heated you're getting about all this? If so, (and I doubt it) you should know that for where I've been (in all things) and what I've seen and things done... I'm not whomever you might have known once. NG.COM in case you hadn't noticed is a "cesspool" of hardy wise cracking joes, e-thugs, video gamer dorks (myself included), and we live for drama. It's kind of like the Hotel California. You can check in anytime you want, but you will never leave. Even those who have left find that all roads Internet wise lead back to here.
Embrace the lunacy. Embrace the Drama. Free yourself from the trappings of ordinary existence and interface in a place that exists everywhere and nowhere all at the same point my wearied Cyber Wanderer. For life is too short to be stressing serious over much of anything, especially one man's quest to have a Real Doll in his "Fuck Chambers".
Oh and BTW... I'm not planning on leaving my doll (when she arrives) out butt nekkid, she'll exist as a loose clothed
model probably manning my computer chair like a secretary forever watching a blank monitor, or will be simply a decorative part of my room. Same thing you'd see at a department store only much more realistic looking, only behind closed and locked doors will her true purpose come to light, and that's something (like when with the wife) the kids needen't not know about. When the time comes where they might be of age to figure out what it is... well, they're just going to have to deal with it.
AND THIS PHOTO MAKES ME HUNGRY, VERY HUNGRY
JUST LOOK AT THAT ASS MAN! Ohhhhh... to plant my face inbetween
those roundtastic buttcheeks and shout, to give her Teh pleasure...
ohhhh...... just like my wife's roundtastic butt that's making me want
her oooooooohhhhhhhh so more!
Fucking Beautiful. Perfection is a nice BBW IMO, but sadly
Abyss Creation cannot make an RD of that body style, otherwise
I'd want me some big momma loving.