Retro Gamer magazine's terrible Metal Slug feature --reviewed!

[Ancient Flounder]

Twatberry Stu

Keep digging away, Stu-man. Give the troglodytes at the center of the Earth our regards.

Right before they hopefully toss you into a pit of lava.

[GhostLop]

How come there isn't anything about Metal Slug 3d?
Definitive my ass.

Did he cover the two NGPC games, or Metal Slug Advance?

I can confirm that Metal Slug 3D, both NGPC missions and Metal Slug Advance are all covered in the article. 1st Mission and Advance are praised, 2nd Mission less so, while even 3D gets off lightly compared to MS3.

Metal Slug Mobile Impact is also referenced.

[SIXPACK]

http://ramraider.blogspot.com/2008/0...-campbell.html

I knew it! He´s not from this planet!

[OrochiEddie]

I can confirm that Metal Slug 3D, both NGPC missions and Metal Slug Advance are all covered in the article. 1st Mission and Advance are praised, 2nd Mission less so, while even 3D gets off lightly compared to MS3.

Metal Slug Mobile Impact is also referenced.

heard no mention so just clarifying.
Can't forget the bastard children...

[kernow]

NGPC MS2 is far better than NGPC MS1

[Ancient Flounder]

Poor MS3. To be considered worse than MS 3D. That game was horrible.

[Deuce]

I can confirm that Metal Slug 3D, both NGPC missions and Metal Slug Advance are all covered in the article. 1st Mission and Advance are praised, 2nd Mission less so, while even 3D gets off lightly compared to MS3.

I heard 2nd Mission was much improved over the original, though I never played it. I didn't finish the first... got to one of those parachute sections and could never get any further.

[Xander Crews]

You might be right actually, I only get my info from UK retro games publications where most of the information is either stolen from wikipedia, or staff members just plain up ask people on forums for their definitive guides.

I must be wrong, I've only been playing Metal Slug for years and years, but I'd rather take the word of 90's haircut man instead because he has 36,000 videogames - and obviously knows fuck all about them.

The allegation made in Stooker's post is absolutely untrue. Clear enough?

Now, curse my memory lapse and back on the ignore list for you, troll.

Just so we're completely clear and I can prepare a grovelling apology if required, are you saying you DO NOT HAVE in your possesion, any form of electronic media which you haven't previousley purchased a license for (assuming it wasn't freeware of course)?

You better believe it!

He's got the biggest garage in the world filled to the brim with original machines/roms for all those pinball machines he has emulated versions of.

Not to mention all those fruit machines he emulated for 'fairplay 2'

unless of course, you just happene to host all those emulators for xbox and the like without actually having anything to play with it, because he wouldn't download a bundle of arcade roms for games he doesn't own, would he?

http://www.rllmukforum.com/lofiversi...t23544-50.html

Gotta love this guy. It's an endless lollercoaster

[Xander Crews]

I heard 2nd Mission was much improved over the original, though I never played it. I didn't finish the first... got to one of those parachute sections and could never get any further.

2nd Mission is much better than First, in just about every way. It's harder, but that's not a point against, ever.

[kitkit.com]

Good old days- 1993

[LoneSage]

lol @ counting emulation as games you own

what a fuckin wanker

[SIXPACK]

Poor MS3. To be considered worse than MS 3D. That game was horrible.

I have been trying to forget that it (MS 3D) exists!

[Neogeofan12]

WTH is with the hair?

[Takumaji]

Why are they trying to make this a British vs American thing? It's not as if only Americans were voicing their opinions in this thread. We're an international forum after all.

Agreed.

This isn't about UK vs USA but the inane ramblings of a sore guy and his cronies.

Btw., I find Stu's delusion that this here is top drama very funny. 36+ pages good drama? PAKI PLEASE.

[Neogeofan12]

Shouldn't he be banned for using two accounts?

[Average Joe]

That Stu guy is weird looking.

(Not even counting the silly hair.)

[kernow]

'Your sinclair' .. seriously?

Everyone knew the C64 was better, no wonder he has such poor videogame knowledge .. and taste actually.

[Deuce]

MS3D wasn't that bad. Just thoroughly unspectacular.

[kitkit.com]

'Your sinclair' .. seriously?

Everyone knew the C64 was better, no wonder he has such poor videogame knowledge .. and taste actually.

http://www.ysrnry.co.uk/articles/Stu...bell_index.htm

[Neo Alec]

I have been trying to forget that it (MS 3D) exists!

Have you played it? It's really decent. No idea why it was only released in Japan, the spoken dialogue is already in English.

[kernow]

'Completely out of touch' comes to mind.

[TonK]

What an ugly human being...

People look up to this piece of shit?

He's been caught lying on numerous occasions...

Why do people still hire him?

Now I know how he has 36,000 games...

Modded Xbox BABY!!!!!

Me too Stu!!!!

[OrochiEddie]

His custom rank should be "I wish Metal Slug had Training Wheels"

[GunstarHero]

His big flaw was thinking he could actually beat Neo-Geo.com. We have some seriously OCD character assassins...to a fault sometimes.

[tony starks]

You might be right actually, I only get my info from UK retro games publications where most of the information is either stolen from wikipedia, or staff members just plain up ask people on forums for their definitive guides.

I must be wrong, I've only been playing Metal Slug for years and years, but I'd rather take the word of 90's haircut man instead because he has 36,000 videogames - and obviously knows fuck all about them.