Behold the NeoGeo Mini Big...

[[OCEAN]]

Well, it seems SNK has definitely gone nuts. Here's their latest product in our beloved NeoGeo Mini line:

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And the Rakuten link, just in case someone feels the necessity of sleeping over a plush miniature arcade gone big: https://item.rakuten.co.jp/gantakush...2id=af_101_0_0

[jeffkun34]

That’s cute, it even has a hole to slap the sex toy of your choice into. SNK truly knows their market.

[ysselcneogeo]

Why cant they just take the fucking mini and make a arcade1up style mini candy cab? Something that people would actually want.

[wataru330]

Why cant they just take the fucking mini and make a arcade1up style mini candy cab? Something that people would actually want.

Nobody wants that.

[BlackaneseNiNjA]

...arcade1up style mini candy cab...

That’s exactly what I thought this was when I saw the thread title.

[famicommander]

How many people on this site will buy that stupid shit?

[StevenK]

I don't think I even understand what this is, some kind of pillow?

Japanese people sleep sat at desks with their arms warmed?

[Neo Alec]

This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

[suicidekiller]

200 bucks for a pillow which on top looks uncomfortable and ugly as hell

[lachlan]

I don't think I even understand what this is, some kind of pillow?

Japanese people sleep sat at desks with their arms warmed?

Japanese people sleep practically anywhere, trains, parks, up against a wall, on a railing... It's a thing.

[theMot]

The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.

[[OCEAN]]

This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

Sure thing, yet the product itself (and its price!) is strange as hell. I mean, most of the stuff in the NeoGeo Land shop was merchandising based on SNK's games and characters, but this... is just weird stuff. 100% sure it will sell out though, since it seems to be a limited edition.

[Gaston]

At least it has plenty of white so you won't see the cum stains.

[Hasuki-san]

if you drill a hole in the screen you can use it as a mobile camping toilet. So still useful

[KRONOS]

I'm assuming the Japanese text means it's a self-suffocation device after you realize the neo mini is chit.

[Yoshi]

The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.

[Massive Urethra Chode]

as if the neogeo mini design is iconic enough to warrant an entire massive plush

[lachlan]

as if the neogeo mini design is iconic enough to warrant an entire massive plush

Quiet you or you'll upset all the manbabies here who bought one.

[NGT]

Inb4 someone tries to gut it and put a screen in it, lol

[kidchameleon1]

My daughter would love that

[damasco]

Almost 200e for that shit.... and there is not even a toshiba tube inside

[TMOSteel]

The holes are there so you can stick your hands in and jack yourself off without anyone knowing.

So like Dick in a Box 'cept its an MVS Mini?

[gray117]

This will be the butt of jokes here, but honestly it's just harmless, pointless swag. The Neo Geo Land in Akihabara is a whole store of this stuff. It has nothing to do with the part of SNK you and I care about (the games).

It was cool to see some of the art repros+prints. But yep.

Still, for the people that want this kind of stuff I suppose it's better than the body pillows route... and odd cg avatar outreaches..