Real Doll [used] $2000 U.S.

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Neo Satellite

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Yes! Doll will be completely cleaned and sanitized, with vagina replaced (or stripped down and replacement vagina/labia can be installed by buyer.)

THIS DOLL WILL BE FULLY REFURBISHED BEFORE SHIPPING! BUY IT NOW FOR $2000!

You were right. I sucked this night and I will start again soon. I am having an herpes button on each corner lip :crying:
 

bokmeow

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My post was actually half joking. But now for a serious post.

This actually makes a pretty convincing stand-in "actress" for amateur film makers --- understandable, since the original technology was used to build convincing dummies on movie sets. RealDoll was the commercial product. I imagine someone will pick this up for filming purposes if you list it at a forum with more exposure.
 

jro

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So awesome and so disturbing all at the same time. Doesn't get much better than that.
 

Khan

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My post was actually half joking. But now for a serious post.

This actually makes a pretty convincing stand-in "actress" for amateur film makers --- understandable, since the original technology was used to build convincing dummies on movie sets. RealDoll was the commercial product. I imagine someone will pick this up for filming purposes if you list it at a forum with more exposure.

Yep filming purpose, im sure they will use it for that purpose!:loco:
 

monads

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The question remains how many uses can you get out of her before needing a new vaginal refurbishing/replacement kit? I'm trying to run a cost benefit analysis. This shite could be cheaper than the real deal, consider the benefits yo:

1. Doesn't talk back, or talk at all
2. Slap her around when pissed
3. Action anytime you want of course, even after #2 above
4. Doesn't require any 'wining and dining'
5. Doens't need/want any gifts or presents i.e. b-days, anniversaries etc.
6. Wont get upset if you actually screw around, even with her friends! LOL
7. Divorce? Not applicable here, pop the bee-yatch or toss her in the trash can if she acts up and you want to get rid of her.
8. You wont contract any diseases, unless you pimp her around

These could all be benefits. At the same time you could even put her in your b-movie! Only thing stopping short is she doesn't get your beer for you and/or wash/iron your cloths.

p.s. don't tell my girlfriend about the above, she'll kill me. What would be funny is this doll actually replaces someone's girlfriend here because of my 8 reasons above!
 

Hitmanxlt

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Quote:
Originally Posted by ilazul View Post
is it unibios'd?

Region should not be an issue, she's socketed.


Ohhh god...must...stop...laughing...:lol:

though strangely monads makes good points
 

Snuh

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Just found out what a Real Doll was...

I get a lot of my edumacation from these forums. Just the other day I learned what futanari (correct spelling?) meant.
 

Decepticreep

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I'm interested... in this thread. This shit is epic, man. Who wants to be the Neo member known for buying your doll? LoL. And for 2k? Jeesh, I sold my 1973 VW Beetle for 2k, I guess the guy who bought the car from me could have sex with my old car.
 

rarehero

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sell it to someone in houston.
they could use it for the carpool lane.
 

druchri

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I just need to get in this epic topic because it is effing absurd. 2K though....that's a hefty price you can buy a lot of cool shiat for 2K.
 

P00t

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She seems like a real slut to me, no thanks, had enough of them.
 

ki_atsushi

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Heh, refurbished pussy.

I guess the real life equivalent would be hymen reconstruction surgery.
 

ratson

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To the people who think this is legendary material: Try and find out what caused this if you don't already know.:cool:
 

ratson

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someone should tell that retard that wanted donations for one that this one is 'on sale'. he'd probably drive out to pick it up.

The retard you're referring to is merc and that thread got you a great custom rank everyone agrees on.Smoke a bong and have another paratrip you pussy.
 

Syn

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To the people who think this is legendary material: Try and find out what caused this if you don't already know.:cool:

True...although that thread kinda derailed.

Epic stuff though.:mr_t:
 

mmsadda

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RLC, did not receive your PM.

Two people in this thread have apparently PM'd me, and I've not gotten anything. Mods, is there a problem with my account? :(
 

mmsadda

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Well, Stud-muffin, if you're gonna look at me with hearts in your eyes, of course I'll oblige ;)

I'll get one later this evening, I hope. I haven't had a haircut in about 4 months now, and I need to shave my head and cock.
 

lithy

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Still not believing this thread.
 
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