Real Doll [used] $2000 U.S.

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mmsadda

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Well, neo Satellite, $2k is a small price to pay for not herpes.
 

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Lets not forget the Cleaning Kit

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Is that a corn dog?

Or the Labia repair kit

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Geezus they even have a second hand doll kit - just for this occasion.
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I think I will just get chicks drunk - seems easier than re-attaching a labia (I always put them on upside down):shame:

Anyways good luck with the sale - I like the drapes matching the carpet - nice touch!
 

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Is this supposed to be cute or funny?

Because it is kind of sad and depressing....
 

Neo Satellite

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Thanks for your offer but I have everything to satisfy my needs: sextoy, chain & Co with my girl friend. :mr_t:
 

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Too much:mr_t::buttrock:

Nice addition NeoGeeO
 

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someone should tell that retard that wanted donations for one that this one is 'on sale'. he'd probably drive out to pick it up.
 

mmsadda

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Hell, I need the money fast... I'll buy and ship the vagina refurbishing kit to the buyer, if someone will give the asking price of $2000 now.
 

mmsadda

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Decepticon Zero, you intersted in purchase?

I HAVE RECEIVED A LOT OF INTEREST IN HERE, BUT NO OFFERS! SOMEONE MAKE ME AN OFFER! I NEED THE CASH NOW!
 

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Has someone PM'd Merc about this yet?
 

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Posting for posterity. This thread is bitchin.
 

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Maybe you should open up to the idea of leasing offers. Sure she doesn't complain when you fall asleep or tell her girlfriends that you ain't much in the sack, but $2,000 is an intimidating price tag if her equipment fail to meet expectations.
 

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Maybe you should open up to the idea of leasing offers. Sure she doesn't complain when you fall asleep or tell her girlfriends that you ain't much in the sack, but $2,000 is an intimidating price tag if her equipment fail to meet expectations.



Pimping the Real doll might be a good option.:cool:
 

NeoCverA

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I don't think there are rules for fake chick nudity.
Can you write N-G.Com on a piece of paper and take a pic of her with it? I need authentication.
 

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this thread rules, i just want to be a part of it
 

mmsadda

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Maybe you should open up to the idea of leasing offers. Sure she doesn't complain when you fall asleep or tell her girlfriends that you ain't much in the sack, but $2,000 is an intimidating price tag if her equipment fail to meet expectations.

That's possible, but it'd have to be a local thing, as shipping would get expensive, fast. Also, cleanliness becomes a MUCH bigger issue, and I'm sure there would be liabilities and whatnot.

Also, bear in mind, this toy oroginally cost me $6k; I'm only asking for a third of that, as I realize it may be a slightly hard sell.

If I get desparate enough, I may look into it, though. Thank you for your interest!

I don't think there are rules for fake chick nudity.
Can you write N-G.Com on a piece of paper and take a pic of her with it? I need authentication.
Unfortunately, I am currently in Spain and she is in Ohio. I'll be honest, I didn't expect a fast sale; I have a buddy who's taking care of my house and my cat while I'm gone. I'll ask him if he can take the pic for me! :) She could have clothes on for the pic, anyhow, and another member has already posted a link to the less-clothed pics in my photobucket. ;)
put it on ebay with the clean pictures.
That is a good option; I may have to look into it. I'd like to try to avoid auction and paypal fees, though, as God knows they can take a significant chunk out of such a large sale.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PM ME AN OFFER!
 
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thank god dumb bitches + alcohol = sure fire I get laid every weekend. I couldn't imagine spending so much for some tang. Gimme a few years, then I might think differently. hahaha. Good luck man, after spending $6 G's on that bitch you might as well be married to her.
 

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This thread is awesome.
 
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Someone actually purchase this shit? :spock:

Sorry but that's setting you up for people to laugh at your face. :tickled:
 
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