Ok, everyone knows you love to smell your own farts.
They all smell so good. Even the farts that you know are totally rank, you wouldn't mind sitting around in a room full of your own fart gas all day long.
But other people can't stand them, and you can't stand other people's farts.
Any scientists around here want to tell me why my farts smell so damn good?
Probably something similar to why my boogers taste so good.



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