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    I think my dad just caught me wanking.

    [EDITOR'S NOTE: Chuplayer's dad caught him whackin it. Normally that's not enough to get in the Best Of section, but the effect of this thread on the social structure of ng.c was significant enough to warrant induction.]


    He left the house to get some gas for his lawnmower, and my mom was sleeping, so I thought I had at least 15 minutes to myself for wanking. I sat in front of my Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar, and I started to beat the meat. I was working up to a nice and hard erection for the maximum orgasm. However, my dad must have went to a closer gas station, and he came back early. At least 8 minutes early. However, that's not the problem. I could hear him if he came back in the same door he went out. Unfortunately, he came in the back door. I didn't hear him, and I think I was wanking for at least 6 seconds before I saw him. I was kind of hard, too. I promptly pulled up my underwear and zipped up my fly. (Good thing I didn't do it in the reverse order ) He asked me what I was doing, and I told him I wasn't doing anything. He then just said that he was going to mow the lawn and left. I turned back to the computer and lost my erection in a record .4 seconds.

    People should learn to enter through the same door they went out.

    At least we've got a 100% heterosexual topic here now

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    Do you and Zorro want to go and start your own club or something cause I for one have had enough of these topics.

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    you didnt think of locking your door?
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    Originally posted by abdul
    you didnt think of locking your door?
    I thought the door my dad came in was locked. It wouldn't matter if the door I thought my dad would come in was locked or not because I'd hear him unlocking it, and that would give me enough time to get everything back to normal.

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    And your telling us this because.........

    It's a dirty habit lol 'drop it'
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    Originally posted by corbo 2
    And your telling us this because.........

    It's a dirty habit lol 'drop it'
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    Just live with it. Also watch the first 2 American Pie movies. Believe me, it will make you feel a lot better.
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    Heh, it's zorro's east-coast cousin. Hahahaha.

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    At least you didn't cum all over yourself.

    Anyway, it's no big deal, your dad knows that all guys do it, so it's okay. It's worse if your mom catches you, though.

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    That story is kind of funny though

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    well since it seems that everyone and their grandma is gonna reply to this one, i will too. i got caught once by my sister, it was awkward indeed, i just stood there like a deer caught in the headlights of a car. and she stood there then ran off, and i went back to whacking it. it's pretty funny now that i think about it.
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    i haven't wanked it since i left for the air force. Thats 6 months worth of not beating it. I've got alot of catching up to do now that i just got home
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    You want to hear a lame wack story? girls.
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    Hey, I don't think my dad actually saw me wanking. I moved the chair to where it was before, and I stood where my dad was standing. It looks like the couch was blocking him from seeing what I was doing! So now all he might think I was doing was looking at the calendar all weird.

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    Re: I think my dad just caught me wanking.

    Originally posted by Chuplayer
    He left the house to get some gas for his lawnmower, and my mom was sleeping, so I thought I had at least 15 minutes to myself for wanking. I sat in front of my Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar, and I started to beat the meat. I was working up to a nice and hard erection for the maximum orgasm. However, my dad must have went to a closer gas station, and he came back early. At least 8 minutes early. However, that's not the problem. I could hear him if he came back in the same door he went out. Unfortunately, he came in the back door. I didn't hear him, and I think I was wanking for at least 6 seconds before I saw him. I was kind of hard, too. I promptly pulled up my underwear and zipped up my fly. (Good thing I didn't do it in the reverse order ) He asked me what I was doing, and I told him I wasn't doing anything. He then just said that he was going to mow the lawn and left. I turned back to the computer and lost my erection in a record .4 seconds.

    People should learn to enter through the same door they went out.

    At least we've got a 100% heterosexual topic here now

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoneSage
    my freind got a mortorcycel the other day and we road together and i was wearing my sandels and i said heyloook i'm like ryo

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    ive actually walked in on my brother...and i walked right out. but chuplayer dont feel bad because i think its a lot more traumatic for the person that witnesses it.

    hehe when i was back in highschool, there was this retard that was in one of those special ed programs, who was jerking off in the lunch room. when some girl saw him and screamed he just sat there and started crying, he didnt even bother to pack up or seek cover.
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    Originally posted by Matt Semmel
    Heh, it's zorro's east-coast cousin. Hahahaha.
    No, it's not entirely like me. Because when I wack it (I haven't lately) I usually make sure the coast is truly clear. I don't wack unless I truly have an hour or more that is surely clear.

    Also I've never been caught doing the deed either.

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    Originally posted by SPINMASTER X
    i haven't wanked it since i left for the air force. Thats 6 months worth of not beating it. I've got alot of catching up to do now that i just got home
    Why not just go to D'Iberville and pick up some of the skanks that live here.

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    Originally posted by striderpunk
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    Hey! I posted that picture on my OWN3D TV thread! When I wank, I only wait til I'm off work to do it and when my dad's asleep. But when I was going to school, I used to do it after school everyday. Eventually for that time of day, I got caught.

    PWN3D.


    Luckily my mom didn't get all wild and mad, but she just sat me down and gave me a 1 hour lecture.


    One time I did accidently walk in on my friend stroking himself. I heard him getting of at a blank audio tape with the repeating sounds of Lara Croft getting hit by enemies in Tomb Raider 3. I have to admit that shit does sound pretty arousing.


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