How do I get girls to like me?

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 14, 2004

I wonder if a warmed-up watermelon with a half-dollar sized hole in it is out of his league at this point...

...probably.

Dinkins for mod.

Neo Mike · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo - Do you like movies about gladiators?

:lol:

Makismo · Jul 14, 2004

Neo Mike said:
Makismo - Do you like movies about gladiators?

Actually I do like movies about Gladiators. I have one of them on DVD. By the way, Gladiator is Latin for "Erect Penis" you didn't know.

Anyway, I told the girls in class today that you people put my picture up on the Hot or Not website and gave me a 4 out of a 10. They thought that was pretty mean of you. They seemed to be interested in that a bit for some reason because a number of them chimed in for one reason or another. I told them that I might have to get some new Internet friends.

shirt · Jul 14, 2004

Keep it comin', chum. I don't want this to ever end.

Makismo · Jul 14, 2004

Shit! My Hot or Not score went from a 4.2 down to a 3.3! What the Hell is going on here? You guys must be messing around with my score. There is no way that I am a 3.3 out of 10. I wonder how many people are actually seriously voting on me or are just giving me low scores to piss on me. :very_ang:

RAINBOW PONY · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo said:
Shit! My Hot or Not score went from a 4.2 down to a 3.3! What the Hell is going on here? You guys must be messing around with my score. There is no way that I am a 3.3 out of 10. I wonder how many people are actually seriously voting on me or are just giving me low scores to piss on me.

i gave you a 1, but only because that was the lowest choice.

stop posting, please, you're a fucktard.

Loopz · Jul 14, 2004

Jesus, send this turd of a thread to the War Room already.

PleaseKillMeNow · Jul 14, 2004

I gave you a 10...

Mainly because I thought the scale was backwards.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 14, 2004

Tom Wopat said:
I gave you a 10...

Mainly because I thought the scale was backwards.

That scale was confusing, wasn't it?

I gave him two thumbs down. There was no button for that so I just held my hands up to the screen for a few minutes.

I'm pretty sure it went through.

Liquid Snake · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo said:
By the way, Gladiator is Latin for "Erect Penis" you didn't know.

Wrong.

The word gladiator is origin from Latin word gladius, means "sword".

Who the hell told you it means "Erect Penis"? :spock:

Liquid Snake · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo said:
Shit! My Hot or Not score went from a 4.2 down to a 3.3! What the Hell is going on here? You guys must be messing around with my score. There is no way that I am a 3.3 out of 10. I wonder how many people are actually seriously voting on me or are just giving me low scores to piss on me.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 14, 2004

Liquid Snake said:
Who the hell told you it means "Erect Penis"?

*raises hand*

I also told him that "tempus fugit" translates to "boner up my ass."

He really is that gullible.

Makismo · Jul 14, 2004

Liquid Snake said:
Wrong.

The word gladiator is origin from Latin word gladius, means "sword".

Who the hell told you it means "Erect Penis"?

My High School history teacher told me that. I got an A in his class.

Makismo · Jul 14, 2004

Liquid Snake said:

What is that supposed to mean?

aria · Jul 14, 2004

Stinky-Dinkins said:
Maybe he's a poorly-built robot. I don't see that as being unreasonable.

LOL. a reall true LOL

Liquid Snake · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo said:
My High School history teacher told me that. I got an A in his class.

Then he must be a dumbass for sure :oh_no:

Liquid Snake · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo said:
What is that supposed to mean?

You care so much about the online rating?
:emb:

NeoTheranthrope · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo said:
My High School history teacher told me that. I got an A in his class.

hmmm... I bet you went through some interesting "after school activities" in order to earn that "A."

Neo Mike · Jul 14, 2004

Confucius say that sex is like toilet paper roll. Once you get the first piece, the rest comes easier

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Jul 14, 2004

Your high-school teacher told you that the word "Gladiator" is based on the word "erection?!?" Where the hell did you go to school... in the alleyway behind the porno store???

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How is it that this just keeps getting better and better?!?

WOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Neo Mike · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo - Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

:lol:

NeoTheranthrope · Jul 14, 2004

Stinky-Dinkins said:
Your high-school teacher told you that the word "Gladiator" is based on the word "erection?!?" Where the hell did you go to school... in the alleyway behind the porno store???

"Hey, why don't come home with me after school, we'll watch some 'sword and sandal' movies and you can look at my 'gladius'. I'll even let you touch it."

dullbuoy · Jul 14, 2004

Makismo said:
I told them that I might have to get some new Internet friends.

back in the 80's those were referred to as "imaginary" friends.

skateonwalls · Jul 14, 2004

Force said:
Yah. There is nothing wrong with living at home. Shit, I graduated this year, after paying my own way through college. I got a job earlier this year, and it pays well. I'm just currently saving for a house, which I will have at age 25 (24 now). I guess it's easier for people to label people who live at home a loser, rather than say, "that's a pretty smart way to do things". Just makes them feel a little better about themselves.

Matt

PS: now when I'm 35 and still at home, feel free to call me a loser.

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