How do I get girls to like me?

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neo>all

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Hecker said:
CZECH OUT MAH L33T SKILLZ!!!!!!!111! ZOMG

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Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!! :lol: I bet mak regrets the day he gave us those pics
 
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Wow, fuck me, the thread is once again revived.

Heh...just like the voice in Altered Beast:

RISE...FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!
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As far as I can remember it was "WISE FWOM YOU GWAVE!!!"

Now we all await the RETURN*tm
 
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Makismo said:
I have a serious problem on my hands and I was wondering if you people could help me resolve this problem. The problem that I am having is that I can’t get girls to like me. This may sound funny to some of you but it is a really big problem for me. The last time a girl kissed me was back in 1991 when I was in the third grade. So it has been 13 long years since a girl has kissed me and I am getting very fed up. I feel that I am about to explode. I am open to any and all ideas on how to get girls to like me. Please keep your points serious and I don’t want any bullshit posts because I am dead serious about this discussion. Thanks for your time and please try to help me out on this issue.
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This was the post that started it all :multi_co:
 
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Dreamer said:
Wow, fuck me, the thread is once again revived.



As far as I can remember it was "WISE FWOM YOU GWAVE!!!"

Now we all await the RETURN*tm
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WELLCUM TWO JEW DOOOOM
 
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Mak, please come back to tell us about your plans for spring and summer.

The bodybuilding thing didn't really work out for ya, but maybe we can give you some advice for this year's attempts ?

Your Friend,

LeGionellz
 
Shawn Carr2o

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If I was rich I would probably get fucked
by a lot of beautiful & very sexy! chicks
as much as I want. :drool: :kekeke: :emb:
 
2Dfan

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Let's face it people, he's gone for good.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.
 
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I dont know what's more sad. The guy who made the thread or the people and their stupid, and wrong ideas of what a girl likes in a man. Some of ya'll boys are really net geeks. Not all of ya'll. A skimmed a few, most of ya'll was laughing at the dude in his expense, others gave advice, most of the advice was complete bullshit.

First off, let me show you my resume on women, I've had my fair share of women and as of now, In a three year relationship with my girl that I love. During my times as a single, and trust me, it was fun. There is one simple rule about what a girl likes in man. Is he cute? that's it.

That's pretty much it. Is he cute? If you an attractive guy, you wont have any problems fucking women, unless your gay. Personality, funny, nice, considerate, loyal...that shit dont come until later.

When I look for girls...i dont say..gee...She's fine in all but I just dont like her attitude. I mos def. wont fuck her.:shame:

yeah, right. The first thing going in my mind is "Damn she fine, i'm gonna holla"

I ain't thinking about her personality, if she's funny, nice, considerate...i really dont care, just as long as she's intrested enough to fuck me, we cool.

If a girl doesn't think your cute. she ain't gonna respond to you like she would respond to what she feels is a cute guy. Just doesn't work like that.

Now..i know what your thinking in your head..."I'm ugly. Well...i'm not fine...so am i destined to either marry an ugly chick or watch porno's and play on the net all day?"

You ain't gotta be, Not everybody is born with natrual good looks. hell, some women put on pounds and pounds of makeup just to cover up they uglyness and to look good. Thank god for makeup. Trust me on this.

So how do you improve your looks?

1) Hygeine
2) good clothes
3) sign up to a gym and get your body in shape and muscled up
4) contact lenses
5) smell good
6) make sure your acne free
7) hair grooming


the old saying goes...if you look nice and smell good. Someone's bound to like ya.

Now you can just go up to a girl and holla. But now...she's less likely to blow ya off.

good luck man. remember, if you still having trouble, remember, pussy's pussy, aight? do what ya gotta do. Dont be scared of no pussy. Fuck it.

Now, after you got some pussy, was it good? now..you can think about..you know..gettin into a relationship, i highly reccomend you play the field before you take the dive, mayne. seriously. After all that though, now personality matters. holla.

oh...and if you hollering at females mayne, and they give you an attitude like "you out your league, asshole, fuck off" attitude. Dont be afraid to drop her like it's hot. Be Bout Yo respect, mayne, holla.
 
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Junkmail vs. Women

Do you think that junkmail companies expect every person they send their mail to respond? No. 1%-3% is the rule. So thats how you should proceed this.

Just be yourself, and ask out every girl you can. Likely within that 1%-3% you will have some inquires!
 
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Shawn Carr2o said:
If I was rich I would probably get fucked
by a lot of beautiful & very sexy! chicks
as much as I want. :drool: :kekeke: :emb:
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Face it shawn, you have less chance of getting laid than a one-legged gay canadian fisherman with AIDS and a monacle.
 
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Study as hard as you can in the field of hypnotism,when you have cracked it you can just walk up to women and go:

"Look into my eyes,look into my eyes,not around the eyes,look into my eyes" *click fingers*:
"when you wake up you will believe im the most attractive person in the world and will immediatly pull down my pants and suck my cock"
1
2
3 Wakey wakey rise and shine
*click*
"right you're back in the room"
 
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Man, Dreamer always has the hottest chicks in his sig, but I'm pretty sure that one's a tranny.

These forums really were much cooler when Mak was around. :crying:
 
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snknutballz6 said:
Study as hard as you can in the field of hypnotism,when you have cracked it you can just walk up to women and go:

"Look into my eyes,look into my eyes,not around the eyes,look into my eyes" *click fingers*:
"when you wake up you will believe im the most attractive person in the world and will immediatly pull down my pants and suck my cock"
1
2
3 Wakey wakey rise and shine
*click*
"right you're back in the room"
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