How do I get girls to like me?

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Vixen said:
Noticed how now you dont get your +1 in here BIG MAK has stopped typing?
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Nah, he's gonna be back ... after his next disastrous coffee date at the latest ... the "Mak Attack" is never gonna stop ... he's too legit to quit!
 
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Vixen said:
Noticed how now you dont get your +1 in here BIG MAK has stopped typing? haha. gaylord
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I read that with a Britt accent and it gave me a stiffy. :emb:
 
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Greywolf said:
after his next disastrous coffee date at the latest ...
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Or rather his botched late night munging crave.

Police: "Hey what are you doing there....oh my god he's deformed!"

Maki: "Uh...um, I'm trying to revive him?"

Police: "Freeze, Quasimodo!"

Maki: "FOOL! I WILL CRUSH YOU! I do 134 Reps on my Preacher Bar! Then I do 30 thrusts on my Preacher!"

Police: "You stupid motherfucker!...god I can't even look at him!"

Maki: "I USE MY UNDERSHIRT OF INVISIBILITY +2! YOU CANNOT SEE ME BECAUSE I AM TOO HANDSOME! *runs away*"

Police: "I'm not reporting this shit."

Maki's Dad: "Holy fuck Maki, I'm pretty sure that Cop was checking you out. He was eyeballing your nutsack and stuff."

Maki: "Yeah dad, I'm SEXY! *poses*"
 
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DARK ANDY said:
Or rather his botched late night munging crave.

Police: "Hey what are you doing there....oh my god he's deformed!"

Maki: "Uh...um, I'm trying to revive him?"

Police: "Freeze, Quasimodo!"

Maki: "FOOL! I WILL CRUSH YOU! I do 134 Reps on my Preacher Bar! Then I do 30 thrusts on my Preacher!"

Police: "You stupid motherfucker!...god I can't even look at him!"

Maki: "I USE MY UNDERSHIRT OF INVISIBILITY +2! YOU CANNOT SEE ME BECAUSE I AM TOO HANDSOME! *runs away*"

Police: "I'm not reporting this shit."

Maki's Dad: "Holy fuck Maki, I'm pretty sure that Cop was checking you out. He was eyeballing your nutsack and stuff."

Maki: "Yeah dad, I'm SEXY! *poses*"
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Hecker said:
Hmmmm... that's troubling. Vixen can you post a picture of your fanny to prove Tonk wrong?
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How many times boy. no no no no no :p (check your pm's) HAHAHAHA - but really dont cuz im not sending one :mr_t:
 
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FACT: I'm "conditioning" myself to become the next Goatse man.





EDIT: And by "conditioning" I mean HAVING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GAY-MAN BUGGERY. IN MY ASS.
 
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Vixen said:
How many times boy. no no no no no :p (check your pm's) HAHAHAHA - but really dont cuz im not sending one :mr_t:
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I checked my privates and their still hard for you. :emb:
 
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Sp0o/\/?! said:
FACT: I'm "conditioning" myself to become the next Goatse man.





EDIT: And by "conditioning" I mean HAVING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GAY-MAN BUGGERY. IN MY ASS.
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WARRRR ROOOOOOM!!!!!!!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?

WHY!!!?!?!?!?!?!?

I demand an explanation... Almost all of my posts (75 out of about 130 I think) came from this thread- and it belongs in unrelated.

Who did this? What mod DE-MOTED the LEGEND?

How dare they!
 
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You know... A war room move was part of my dream for the legend... but not this way... God, not this way...

I dreamed once that the thread would live in infamy in unrelated until the day that Mak got laid, and then he'd secretely film and photograph his triumph, and post proof into the thread- at which point it would be moved to war room or locked, marking the glorious finale of the epic.

But now... what have the mods done?
 
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TonK said:
Butterface?
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Butterface? Butterface what? Her? I don't understand. Would I like to see her face covered with butter? Yes, I would. Is butter a metaphor for semen? I guess it could be. I've imagined Vixen in one of my homecoming fuck fantasies.
 
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Hecker said:
Butterface? Butterface what? Her? I don't understand. Would I like to see her face covered with butter? Yes, I would. Is butter a metaphor for semen? I guess it could be. I've imagined Vixen in one of my homecoming fuck fantasies.
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Butterface, as in "...but her face."
 
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sQuareh4t3r said:
Butterface, as in "...but her face."
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Oh right...

I still don't get it man.

"but her face" what? What about her face? We've seen her face.




Oh I get it. Tonk said she looks like a dude so asking for her fanny is like asking for her pecker right?
 
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I almost 1cc'd MS4 tonight. Goddamit, I had the final boss down to a matter of 5 seconds worth of shots when I lost my final life.

I'm posting this story here because much like Mak's quest to get laid, no one will really give a fuck.
 
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Hecker said:
Oh I get it. Tonk said she looks like a dude so asking for her fanny is like asking for her pecker right?
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no no no, the pecker is in front, unless it's tucked, then you kinda see it from the rear. What does butter have to due with tucking ? I'm pretty good at it and I've never used no fucking butter before.
 
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Ok, lets clear this up. this is makismo's thread :( we dont insult the vikki in this thread, its mean :(
 
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Vixen looks like a member of Warrant. (this could be a good or bad thing)
 
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This thread has had a little of everything except some Abby poetry.....

I know a light named misery
lives in my world,
a lost dream

I know a darkness named beauty
lives in my dreams,
a lost world

a flawed star,
forming one universe
she's my perfect soul.
 
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