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    how can i prevent morning wood?

    it's annoying at times... i wake up, all stiff, go to the bathroom and i piss all over the place, and when im'a having b'fast, i try to hide it, walking awkwardly, cuz peeps in the house might find me perverted when they see i have my hard on...

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    When you get up in the morning, slam your cock in your bedroom door a few hundred times, it'll stop in about 3 days.

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    Maybe if you beat off before you go to bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by genjiglove
    Maybe if you beat off before you go to bed.

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    just whack it when you wake up,wipe the shit on your chest, and go. it's not hard, don't be a wimp.
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    It is annoying. I just ignore it though. It eventually goes away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim _Kaphwan
    just whack it when you wake up,wipe the shit on your chest, and go. it's not hard, don't be a wimp.
    I REALLY need to wash my blanket.
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    I'm sorry for you and your loved ones, if there's anything I can do just name it.

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    Having sex regularly eliminates that.

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    Sometimes I get morning wood when I wake up and I either drink something cold or I just think about something else and it just goes away.

    Man! I need have some good sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrochiEddie View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Argentina94
    Having sex regularly eliminates that.
    Doesn't work for me or anyone else I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamyagami22
    Doesn't work for me or anyone else I know.
    That's what i was going to say, I just got my dick sucked yesterday and I still woke up with teh wood this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttasuperb
    I want to put it in her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMike
    I want to put it in her.
    Time to turn that pink hair white baby!


    Support this dude!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilMike
    I want to put it in her.

    She's 13 at the most....

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    She was born in 91'.
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    Which would make her a contemporary of soulthug. Ugh.

    This will help if you want to aim higher on the age chart.

    There is no cure for morning wood. Sex/fap the night before, doesn't work; sex/fap when you wake up, doesn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ki_atsushi
    That's what i was going to say, I just got my dick sucked yesterday and I still woke up with teh wood this morning.
    Are you lying?

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    take a cold shower :chimp:
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    http://nawtythings.com/penis.html

    I call bullshit on their "2000 as the average times a man will masturbate in his lifetime"

    356 days x2 = 730

    730x52 (ages between 13-65) = 37,960.
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    Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
    Peter North negates this rule.

    Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
    I have a feeling most of the men they polled were in denial. It should be more like 90 or something.

    Every year on March 15 Japan throws a giant festival to celebrate the penis and fertility. A 900-pound wooden phallus is paraded around the streets of the town Komaki, and women carry massive dildos in their arms. Thousands of people come to pay homage to the penis and take part in the festivities.
    Oh, come on, now...

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    ok, i turned the AC on high last night, (cuz is almost summer here, so it's pretty hot), i woke up feelin realy cold, almost sickly... but i still had teh Wood (sticky). and no, i didnt wank it last night.., (i was too tired cuz of school papers)..... i guess, the cold part didnt help.. ehhe..

    well, now that i think of it, i should be glad at this, at least i know im not "dysfuctional" or anything...



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