New Posting Rules:

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[EDITOR'S NOTE: By 2003, the relationship between the NeoStore was the sole distributer of the English Neo-Geo home cartridges. As a result of this official relationship, the allowances for certain problem issues (like ROMs or bootlegs) were curtailed. In the midst of all of this, the following thread appeared on the forums.]

After extensive negotiation between Shawn, Playmore, and the lawyers representing NGF; we have been able to draft the following new posting rules:

1) Disparaging remarks about Playmore will now be punished with a demerit system. Anyone making negative comments about Playmore, SNK NeoGeo USA, or any other related companies will recieve ONE red Neo-Geo mark under their Member # for each individual remark. More than 10 demerits and you will be banned for a week. Repeated offenders will be banned for life.

2) Any remotely critical post about the NeoStore will be grounds for immediate deletion. All prices in the NeoStore are to be deemed, at worst, "reasonable." (Incidently, the NeoStore will be moving into a new quasi-independent "sub-store" on Amazon.com. We will have the page up by the end of the week and all the links corrected)

3) As per out-of-court settlement, no NGF bashing will be allowed or tolerated. Those bashing NGF will be immediately banned and deleted.

4) After 2 years, Neo-Geo.com and ON.com will be merging again. This time it will work. And dissent will be met with bans, suspensions, and deletions.

5) Playmore has asked us to allow ROM and Emulation posts. It turns out that they do help them make up the massive costs of producing games.

6) You will all be happy and appreciative of being on this website. If you cannot, you will be deleted.

7) Grudgingly to the author, all political speech in Unrelated will stop immediately, and the followinng Forums will be gradually phased out: Unrelated Topics, The War Room, Suggestions, and the Selling Forums.

We hope this will make for a much happier posting experience.

Thank you.
- The Management
 
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Briggs

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In a side note, I am taking over the entire Neo-Geo.com website and Neo Store in a trade deal for a Hot Wheels car to be named at a later date.
 

Tarma

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Whoa... this is not an April Fool or something is it? spock
 

Briggs

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Tarma:
Whoa... this is not an April Fool or something is it? spock
Nah, I think it's more of an IQ test.
 

neojedi

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Nah, if you take #5 seriously then it's more of an opportunity. :D
 

Xero

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I agree with all of the rules and agree to follow all of them. I have already started to download roms in an attempt to follow the rules. If anyone needs help with finding roms or emulation, please PM me.
 

Tarma

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Briggs:
Tarma:
Whoa... this is not an April Fool or something is it? spock
Nah, I think it's more of an IQ test.
Well, it's well past midday here, so I guess the joke is on him. Heh, some the stuff that's gone on around here lately... I wouldn't dismiss all of it tickled
 

beelzebubble

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got me good :) fucking hilarious.... i do hope this is an april fools joke...
 

Mike

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I already started laughing when I read "and the lawyers representing NGF"

We all know that they don't have a lawyer!

Nice one Bobak...

lol
 

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Fran

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Bobak:

4) After 2 years, Neo-Geo.com and ON.com will be merging again. This time it will work. And dissent will be met with bans, suspensions, and deletions.
i wish i could turn back time

i miss the ON crew
 

BC_Gambit

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Wow, I can't think of a more comprehensive list of ways to drop traffic/postings on this site to zero.

Half of those rules are waaaaay too Gestapo for the mods to not have to spend "all day, every day" making account deletions. Not allowed to criticize stuff? Wow, those guys must have really thin skin if saying "I didn't really like Game X, I think they should try harder" would get you banned :)

Oh well, here's hoping that at least some of the more retarded members of the board won't realize this is (probably :) ) a joke and start acting up! Bannings all around make_fac

<small>[ April 01, 2003, 11:12 AM: Message edited by: BC_Gambit ]</small>
 

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Damn,that was a good one! I guess April Fools start early on this site,huh?
 

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Playmore sucks.
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April Fool's huh? Sure I'll play along (or am I?) FIGHT THE POWER! Demerit me cause I'm the Guerrilla thorn in your Internet Gestapo ass with all these NEW rules! Got my tomahawks on either side, a CZ-75 pistol in the small of me back... an assault rifle slung over my shoulder.

AMMUNITION! CHECK!

I'm walking down this Internet street, the ppl look at me and freeze. But it's not for them. I smile as I light up a Lucky Strike. Heading for SNK BLVD.

I slip my knuckles over a fork puncher, I feel my blood boil... and I'm fuckin' happy! Just ahead lies the Getsapo... a group of them talkin' smack like little bitches at a sleep over.

LOCK AND LOAD!

The trumpet sounds and all hell breaks loose. Is it GOD? The end or the world maybe? Not even close! Someone at the top cut a nasty one and it's stinkin'.

MY HAND SHAKES!

RIP DOWN RULES AND REGULATIONS!

Spit on YES men. Bitch slap the security guard who can do nothing but watch. I mean really, what are they going to do? Call the PO-Leeece?

I'm upon them now, and I look to Bobak thinking he must have been re-educated by the Gestapo... he'd never stop posting politically driven messages to hopefully bring hope and thread bait in the Unrelated section! Or would he? I produce the pistol and BAAAAAM! The mustachioed man on the poster gets one right in the mother fuckin' head. I knock over your high and mighty, piss ant schedule... BURN IT UP RIGHT!

Oh wait a minute... THIS IS APRIL FOOLS RIGHT? MY bad... Then happy motherfuckin' april fools! No Gestapo left though, just check the trail of bodies behind me. Tarma Roving and Jackal taught me well. Now... I'm off to get my dick sucked at the Internet House of Ill Repute, which is just about everywhere I turn. Fuck it... I'm a memory on four wheels moving fast... and I'm gone!
 

td741

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HEY! I don't see the little red NeoGeo marks after all of those demerits have been placed...

Judge Dredd sucks! loco
 

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I SUCK YOU SUCK WE ALL SUCK DEMERIT DEMERIT DEMERIT
 

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omg

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lol
 

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I blame emu-... oh.. uh...


loco loco loco

Good one Bobak.

<small>[ April 01, 2003, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: VanillaThunder ]</small>
 
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