Kazuki Dash
Samurai Shodown Swordsmith
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Bobak:
wasn't his name Jaga?
still funny tho...
wasn't his name Jaga?
still funny tho...
Burakkupansaa said:. That's enough jibba jabba from me for now. I just wanna give brief history lesson on the way thing shoulda gone.
Kazuki Dash said:Bobak:
wasn't his name Jaga?
still funny tho...
SonGohan said:God, I love these boards. I really do.
Jago Sr. said:Hello, my name is Jago M. Steel Sr.
JUDGE DREDD RULES THAT ANY MORON WHO CANNOT REMEMBER TO USE THE SAME FAKE NAME (SUFFIX) IN THE SAME POST IS AN IDIOT ON THE LEVEL OF SUCH HIGH-MORONS SUCH AS GBITCH AND WEREWOLF "I'M A GAY FLOWER, EW" YAGAMI.Jago M. Steel Jr.
DEAR SIR:Jago Sr. said:My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features.
Dear Mr. Steel,
I apologize for my poor Engish. I am, as you Americans say, a little rusty.
It has come to my attention that you recently called my son a 'no-good crumpcake ass', whatever that means. A mere peasant like you insulting the son of Royalty would be beheaded in an instant if the incident had taken place in Japan.
Unfortunately, you have issued this insult over the Internet, and beyond the reach of Bushido law.
I have no other option then to mount a full scale invasion of Gardena.
Even as I write this the Eva and Valkyrie units are being deployed, Godzilla is being summoned from his underwater cave, and a crack team of ninja commados has already been sent to your house.
I will personally be leading the attack. At seven feet four inches I am a full inch taller than you are. Underneath my skin is a titanium-alloy endoskeleton. I have laser eyes.
After my armies have ascertained your whereabouts, I will challenge you to a one on one duel. Expect me to perform several Super Combos and Combo Breakers upon you. I may even unleash a Monster or Ultimate Combo. Expect anywhere from 40 to 60% percent of your health bar to be drained in the first few seconds. After I have vanquished you I will input the secret code and perform a Fatality, possibly Sub-Zero's or Scorpion's (I've always been partial to Ninjas).
Be afraid Mr.Steel. Be very afraid.
Sincerely,
Grand Marshal Hanzoemon Nomisugi
Exalted Daimyo of the Northern Provinces
The White Dragon of Mutsu
Jago Sr. said:Hello, my name is Jago M. Steel Sr. and as you can see I am Tigresa and Pantera's (whom ya'll know as Tora and Burakkupansaa) father. I'm dismayed at this shit ya'll about ailing daughter. Me and my wife Sirea drove all the way down here from Surprise, Arizona just to be with her. I understand that my daughters have been bad girls online and all but there is always a time to be serious. The reason I'm here is to give my 100 bucks worth.
It has come to my attention that some of ya'll niggas over planted some false rumor that her situation was a lie and whomever those people are, ya'll niggas burnt for that shit. Well, I'm the medical genius of this family and direct whatever question you had directed for my daughter Pantera, direct them towards me instead because I am their pops.
Some of ya'll niggas claim to be medical geniuses all medical shit doesn't apply to everyone. My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with. For example, I assume some of ya'll are familiar with heredity. Heredity is traits we develop from are parents or grandparents. My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features. Then there are some other shit too that are beyond human (which is the real reason my kids got their names because of what they looked like upon birth because they were born with unusual appearence features). Jago Jr beside being a junior was born light skin with some mid tone spots on his face. Leon was born with light brown hair that turned blond if spent in the sun too long, Tigresa had sienna hair mainly because my moms had redish hair and my pops had brown hair so her hair and my hair is brown too. Although she'll dye her hair straight orange sometimes (as well as black, green, blue, to name a few) just like Leon, her hair changes color in the sun to a darker after a prolounge time of exposure to a darer shade of orange like the singer Kelis. Pantera's eyes are sensitive so she usually wears contacts or sunglasses because she was born with a genetic condition in her eyes that gave her yellow irises which is actually the tint. She was meant to have my eyes because my eyes are hazel and her eye pigment didn't develop right.
Blue eyes = recessive, brown eyes = dominant, some people have green and hazel eyes respectively because of some trait that gives a yellow tint. albinos have neither which is why their eyes are pink.
I have some comments to direct to certain and all posters.
Everyone = I saw the comments and I was greatful myself but when I saw all this that was absurd and disrepectful toward my ailing daughter and I demand an apology from the party responsible for this gah dam ruckus. I saw gah dam because I respect the 3rd commandent. My daughter Tigresa had to much to do to pull some stunt like this. Pantera was telling m,e she was doing something nice for all of ya'll and this is how you repay her? Ya;ll niggas burnt for that shit. Also, my daughters besides hanging out at their studio sometimes have nother reason not to give out their home address. Our family is worth alot of money. My pops is an M.D. and just like my kids I left early and even started a family (had kids) around the same age they left the house. Me and my pops reconciled.
Whoever real name is David: Pantera told me that you wanted to vist Tigresa in the hospital. I'm sorry bro man, but it was my call for you not to do so. Atlhough my kids left the house at a very very young age, I will aways be their loving and sometimes over protective pops and I don't know you very well. I apologize.
Tsukageki: At first, I was greatful for the get well soon card you sent Tigresa, but now I'm telling your no good hypocritical crumpcake ass to fuck off.
Today's my daughter Pantera's birthday so I can't finish all I gotta say today but rest assure you have me to deal with tommorow. But I'll get to the intertnal features and the rest of external shit as a bonus I'll throw in the history on the family name of Steel. It is because of these hereditary features that we were given this last name. Understand? Because I already told you about how unusual we our outside so what would you expect from our inside (which is not as strong but strong enough).
Jago M. Steel Jr.
Spoonman said:That is the funniest shit thus far Tsuka...VT's shit was awsome too...
Jago Sr. said:
Some of ya'll niggas claim to be medical geniuses all medical shit doesn't apply to everyone. My whole family itself ain't normal human beings to begin with. For example, I assume some of ya'll are familiar with heredity. Heredity is traits we develop from are parents or grandparents. My whole family has been blessed with some beyond normal external features. My daughters are 6'10-11" (Tigresa) and 6'8-6'9" (Pantera), my sons are 7'4 (Jago Jr.) and 7'1 (Leon). Me? I'm 7'3" and my wife is 6'8" so already, based on our height alone we have beyond human features. Then there are some other shit too that are beyond human (which is the real reason my kids got their names because of what they looked like upon birth because they were born with unusual appearence features). Jago Jr beside being a junior was born light skin with some mid tone spots on his face. Leon was born with light brown hair that turned blond if spent in the sun too long, Tigresa had sienna hair mainly because my moms had redish hair and my pops had brown hair so her hair and my hair is brown too. Although she'll dye her hair straight orange sometimes (as well as black, green, blue, to name a few) just like Leon, her hair changes color in the sun to a darker after a prolounge time of exposure to a darer shade of orange like the singer Kelis. Pantera's eyes are sensitive so she usually wears contacts or sunglasses because she was born with a genetic condition in her eyes that gave her yellow irises which is actually the tint. She was meant to have my eyes because my eyes are hazel and her eye pigment didn't develop right.
Blue eyes = recessive, brown eyes = dominant, some people have green and hazel eyes respectively because of some trait that gives a yellow tint. albinos have neither which is why their eyes are pink.
Testament said:
EDIT:
Maybe masturbation plays a bigger role in this more then we think....
Shiva Nataraja said:Hey Testa Ka!!!! How are you?!?
beelzebubble said:dallas 5 and tsuka posts.. both:
5 cows
The Legendary LoneWolf said:ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Testament said:I am good!
Somehow I feel drawn to fighting mutant aryan race monsters in comas for some reason... you?