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[EDITOR'S NOTE: "Dance, Dance Karnov": the game, the thread, the phenomenae... (actually the game first appeared in a quieter thread, located here --but this is where it took off.)]
I have been planning on doing this for a while, and now seems as good of a time as any to do it. There is going to be a Dance, Dance Karnov! competition coming up in the near future. To start getting YOUR dance groove on, practive your Dance, Dance Karnov skills here: http://www.somethingawful.com/features/dancedancekarnov/index.htm
Why would you want to participate in a Dance, Dance Karnov competition? Just read the compelling storyline!
The Storyline:
It was crisp, Autumn day when Karnov decides to visit local maltshop at BIG CITY, USA.
"Mummpheek," Karnov declared. "Mmmrrrm aglra brrplttd fffrprapna." Like usuals Karnov mouth was packed full of hams sandwiches and whisky, a delicacy of his liking.
"Oh Karnov," laughed from a kindly old man runs the maltshop. "You're a cracker up, large one!"
Suddenly Earthshaking became, and dishes rattle from ceiling! Karnov runs outside to investigate occurance! A enemy! Oh no!
"You'd receive a generous come-uppance!" shouted Karnov while flexing muscletone. "My powers increase from the dance, and soon I will dance your head until the ground!!! For your attempts to destroy my preferred maltshop!"
But the evil did not stop and continue to terrorize the BIG CITY, USA! First a Green Fish Guy With a Bag and Hand Down Pants explodes on city, then... well, the secret Boss! Hurry up and make Karnov dancing to defeat evil! It up to you! You can do it and save BIG CITY, USA!
Does it not bring a tear to your eye? <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
Anyway, other than saving BIG CITY, USA, why would you want to participate? I will tell you why. The winners will get prizes! Nothing like home carts or anything, but it will be SNK related merchandise that you ought to find interesting. I am not stating exactly what the prizes will be at this point, since they have not arrived yet, although I did finally order them.
Anyway, practice your Dance, Dance Karnov skills over the next couple of weeks. I will post a date and time deadline, and all entries must be received by then. To win, you need to send a screen shot of your high score to my e-mail at: BioMotor_Unitron@yahoo.com
You do not want to tell anyone your score though, because then they will just play until they beat the score you told them, then send in THEIR screen shots. One screen shot per person, so wait until you feel your dance groove has peaked before taking the shot.
Now go and DANCE YOUR FAT WHITE ASS AROUND FOR FREEDOM!
Dance, Karnov, DANCE!
[ May 22, 2001: Message edited by: BioMotor_Unitron ]
I have been planning on doing this for a while, and now seems as good of a time as any to do it. There is going to be a Dance, Dance Karnov! competition coming up in the near future. To start getting YOUR dance groove on, practive your Dance, Dance Karnov skills here: http://www.somethingawful.com/features/dancedancekarnov/index.htm
Why would you want to participate in a Dance, Dance Karnov competition? Just read the compelling storyline!
The Storyline:
It was crisp, Autumn day when Karnov decides to visit local maltshop at BIG CITY, USA.
"Mummpheek," Karnov declared. "Mmmrrrm aglra brrplttd fffrprapna." Like usuals Karnov mouth was packed full of hams sandwiches and whisky, a delicacy of his liking.
"Oh Karnov," laughed from a kindly old man runs the maltshop. "You're a cracker up, large one!"
Suddenly Earthshaking became, and dishes rattle from ceiling! Karnov runs outside to investigate occurance! A enemy! Oh no!
"You'd receive a generous come-uppance!" shouted Karnov while flexing muscletone. "My powers increase from the dance, and soon I will dance your head until the ground!!! For your attempts to destroy my preferred maltshop!"
But the evil did not stop and continue to terrorize the BIG CITY, USA! First a Green Fish Guy With a Bag and Hand Down Pants explodes on city, then... well, the secret Boss! Hurry up and make Karnov dancing to defeat evil! It up to you! You can do it and save BIG CITY, USA!
Does it not bring a tear to your eye? <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
Anyway, other than saving BIG CITY, USA, why would you want to participate? I will tell you why. The winners will get prizes! Nothing like home carts or anything, but it will be SNK related merchandise that you ought to find interesting. I am not stating exactly what the prizes will be at this point, since they have not arrived yet, although I did finally order them.
Anyway, practice your Dance, Dance Karnov skills over the next couple of weeks. I will post a date and time deadline, and all entries must be received by then. To win, you need to send a screen shot of your high score to my e-mail at: BioMotor_Unitron@yahoo.com
You do not want to tell anyone your score though, because then they will just play until they beat the score you told them, then send in THEIR screen shots. One screen shot per person, so wait until you feel your dance groove has peaked before taking the shot.
Now go and DANCE YOUR FAT WHITE ASS AROUND FOR FREEDOM!
Dance, Karnov, DANCE!
[ May 22, 2001: Message edited by: BioMotor_Unitron ]
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