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    I quit Fox today

    I guess it's good timing since I'm headed back to school for my last year, I just about had it with liberal jokes anyway. A few points I'd like to make.

    1. Roger Ailes is a biased prick and a terrible, albeit profitable, boss.

    2. Alan Colmes is even more of a pussy in person.

    3. Republican congressional interns are hotter than democratic ones, I have no idea why this is. I assume it's the lack of sodomy, but I could be wrong.

    4. Sheppard Smith is a really nice guy who, unlike many others at the network, really keeps politics out of the job. He also curses like a sailor.

    5. I saw Murdoch only once while walking to the metro, it is the closest I have ever been to evil. Had I been pregnant, I would have miscarried instantly.

    6. Geraldo is Jewish. He is actually a Puerto Rican Jew. This knowledge made my cum come almost instantly.

    7. Sean Hannity actually talks like that all the time.

    8. McCain = cool, Hagel = intense, Obama = the shit, Brownback/Santorum = complete tools.

    9. People there actually really enjoy Jon Stewart.

    10. There are so many msnbc jokes in the building it approaches the obscene, they really hate that network over there for some reason.

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    Did you at least get a farewell phone call from O'Reilly? Did he have a dildo in his ass when he did it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaThunder
    Did you at least get a farewell phone call from O'Reilly? Did he have a dildo in his ass when he did it?
    And was it shaped like an elephant? With Colmes name tattooed on it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaThunder
    Did you at least get a farewell phone call from O'Reilly? Did he have a dildo in his ass when he did it?
    Fox news? What fucking oxymoron

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanillaThunder
    Did you at least get a farewell phone call from O'Reilly? Did he have a dildo in his ass when he did it?
    Yep, he was whacking off to old Stuart Smalley skits.

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    O'Reilly made Franken look like the ass he is on the little debate they had on C-SPAN a while ago.

    Franken is a silly ass. Air America is a joke (and are thieves no less.)

    That is all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins
    O'Reilly made Franken look like the ass he is on the little debate they had on C-SPAN a while ago.

    Franken is a silly ass. Air America is a joke (and thieves no less.)

    That is all.


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    What debate? The book debate?

    I don't think you had the volume on, Franken caught O'Reilly in a boldfaced lie and O'Reilly flipped out on him.

    Franken is a silly ass, and we love him for it.

    It was Air America's first contributor who was the thief, the network fired him from the company over a year and a half ago and set up an escrow account to pay back the b & g club LOOONG before the investigation began, the douche bag was also removed from the board of directors.

    I will agree with you to an extent though, every other show on the network other than Al's really fucking blows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoriquaSNK
    What debate? The book debate?

    I don't think you had the volume on, Franken caught O'Reilly in a boldfaced lie and O'Reilly flipped out on him.

    Franken is a silly ass, and we love him for it.

    It was Air America's first contributor who was the thief, the network fired him from the company over a year and a half ago and set up an escrow account to pay back the b & g club LOOONG before the investigation began, the douche bag was also removed from the board of directors.

    I will agree with you to an extent though, every other show on the network other than Al's really fucking blows.

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    Eric Morales
    What lie... when he got the awards confused? I believe I said "That is all." After I say that we are not allowed to debate any further.

    All that and more,
    Tom McGowan

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoriquaSNK
    What debate? The book debate?

    I don't think you had the volume on, Franken caught O'Reilly in a boldfaced lie and O'Reilly flipped out on him.

    Franken is a silly ass, and we love him for it.

    It was Air America's first contributor who was the thief, the network fired him from the company over a year and a half ago and set up an escrow account to pay back the b & g club LOOONG before the investigation began, the douche bag was also removed from the board of directors.

    I will agree with you to an extent though, every other show on the network other than Al's really fucking blows.

    Love and Rockets,
    Eric Morales
    I tried to listen to that network... IT fucking sucked.... I wish I could get NPR on XM radio.

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