I guess it's good timing since I'm headed back to school for my last year, I just about had it with liberal jokes anyway. A few points I'd like to make.
1. Roger Ailes is a biased prick and a terrible, albeit profitable, boss.
2. Alan Colmes is even more of a pussy in person.
3. Republican congressional interns are hotter than democratic ones, I have no idea why this is. I assume it's the lack of sodomy, but I could be wrong.
4. Sheppard Smith is a really nice guy who, unlike many others at the network, really keeps politics out of the job. He also curses like a sailor.
5. I saw Murdoch only once while walking to the metro, it is the closest I have ever been to evil. Had I been pregnant, I would have miscarried instantly.
6. Geraldo is Jewish. He is actually a Puerto Rican Jew. This knowledge made my cum come almost instantly.
7. Sean Hannity actually talks like that all the time.
8. McCain = cool, Hagel = intense, Obama = the shit, Brownback/Santorum = complete tools.
9. People there actually really enjoy Jon Stewart.
10. There are so many msnbc jokes in the building it approaches the obscene, they really hate that network over there for some reason.



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