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    Quote Originally Posted by DashK
    this girl sounds like an obsessed bitch, wtf.....
    No shit!

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    Spike, they cant do SHIT to you. The fact is that once she posted the letter on your door it became your property. The police should know about that, because many a criminal has attemped to use the excuse "It was my garbage, you can't look through it" when once you throw it out it becomes the citys garbage.

    When the police call you ask them one simple question

    "Am I under arrest?"

    if the answer is "No" tell them to fuck off.

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    Could it be that the "woman" has multiple email accounts? Could she have a new boyfriend trying to make you jealous?

    I would say do whatever the fuck you want but... We as a forum community that is very open of its views on politics, public issues, this event, etc. etc... Could be detained indefinatly for being terrorist threats. There would be no trial, no charges.

    I'm not the most informed person on the Patriot Act and it's many successors, but I'm sure Bobak and Merc could enlighten us...
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    Gaaaaaahhhhwwwwdamn, talk about self-ownage.

    You'd think a mother with half a lick of common sense would first check her own daughter for being a FREAK who sends doctor's notes about her slot roast to her exes in the mail...this is the true creme de la weird in this thread. Spike only reacted like any decent, relatively normal red-blooded American male would....he showed it to his friends (real and virtual), asking us to bask in the collective glow in this most amazing of WTF-class he said/she said misadventures. Instead, Mom revealed where her daughter gets her bizarre behavior from, freaking out and going right to the police, who I'm willing to bet have slightly more important shit to do.

    Wow man, just when you thought this shit was dead and buried...a double-faux climax in the most unlikely of places...James Cameron would be proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loopz
    Wow man, just when you thought this shit was dead and buried...a double-faux climax in the most unlikely of places...James Cameron would be proud.
    I'm waiting for an even more surprising 3rd act...

    I should rename this thread "the Vagina monologue"

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    I'll smooth this over for you Spike, I have the midas touch when it comes to women.

    Kerryanne,

    You shouldn't be ashamed... You should be proud of your normal vagina. Based on current medical conditions and statistics, something like 1 in 5 women have an abnormal vagina just due to sexually transmitted diseases alone. Not to mention that for 25% of every 28 days many women have abnormal vaginas.

    Your vagina serves as a beacon of hope in an otherwise confusing, and dangerous world.

    Ever since 9/11 I've truely understood the value of a normal vagina, which I used to take for granted. I thought it was my god given right for women to have just such vaginas. But now, with terrorists lurking around every corner, I truely understand the magic that is a normal, problem free vagina.

    A world where a girl can't tell her ex that her vagina is truely mundane... well I dont want to live in THAT world. That's a world where the terrorists have won.

    As for hundreds of thousands of strangers knowing that your vagina is normal, well Kerry that's like hundreds of thousands of strangers knowing that I'm handsome. It's a mark of pride. You may not understand marks, being that your glorious vagina is utterly mark free, as your clean bill of health attests to, but trust, any mark is a mark worth having, as sure as I'm a handsome devil with puckish wit and a raging case of chlymidia!

    So in closing Kerry, be proud. Hold your head up high. Men have fought and died in multiple wars for the very vagina you so boldly and bravely advertise as leasion, disease and tear free.

    Scream it from the roof tops, yell it through the mountains, post it on doorways and shout it from a bullhorn:

    "I've got a perfectly normal vagina, and god damn it am I proud of it."

    Signed,

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    No problem Spike_Spegal, I fixed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrostbayneAucti
    I'll smooth this over for you Spike, I have the midas touch when it comes to women.

    Kerry,

    You shouldn't be ashamed... You should be proud of your normal vagina. Based on current medical conditions and statistics, something like 1 in 5 women have an abnormal vagina just due to sexually transmitted diseases alone. Not to mention that for 25% of every 28 days many women have abnormal vaginas.

    Your vagina serves as a beacon of hope in an otherwise confusing, and dangerous world.

    Ever since 9/11 I've truely understood the value of a normal vagina, which I used to take for granted. I thought it was my god given right for women to have just such vaginas. But now, with terrorists lurking around every corner, I truely understand the magic that is a normal, problem free vagina.

    A world where a girl can't tell her ex that her vagina is truely mundane... well I dont want to live in THAT world. That's a world where the terrorists have won.

    As for hundreds of thousands of strangers knowing that your vagina is normal, well Kerry that's like hundreds of thousands of strangers knowing that I'm handsome. It's a mark of pride. You may not understand marks, being that your glorious vagina is utterly mark free, as your clean bill of health attests to, but trust, any mark is a mark worth having, as sure as I'm a handsome devil with puckish wit and a raging case of chlymidia!

    So in closing Kerry, be proud. Hold your head up high. Men have fought and died in multiple wars for the very vagina you so boldly and bravely advertise as leasion, disease and tear free.

    Scream it from the roof tops, yell it through the mountains, post it on doorways and shout it from a bullhorn:

    "I've got a perfectly normal vagina, and god damn it am I proud of it."

    Signed,

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    No problem Spike_Spegal, I fixed it.
    Mwa ha ha ha ha, I love it!! Who says the dramas dead?


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    I had to change my location in honor of that most blessedly nondescript golden temple that is Kerryanne's.

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    God bless FrostbayneAucti, God bless America, and God Bless KerryAnn's Normal Vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobak
    God bless FrostbayneAucti, God bless America, and God Bless KerryAnn's Normal Vagina.
    We need a pic of it with a small American flag draped over it and sparklers on either side.

    We should keep the laughter rolling here:
    ClassicMode VS. The Normal 'Gina

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    Oh I've got better than that....

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    I don't think this thread can get any better!!!!

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    Holy F---ing Cow...

    That may be one of the top 10 posts in history. I don't think anything can top that. I've never seen a post throw itself over the top quite so spectacularly.

    I bow down to that post.


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    Wow, next time I am in Omaha I would like the pleasure of buying you a drink.

    I commend you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike
    Wow, next time I am in Omaha I would like the pleasure of buying you a drink.

    I commend you.
    And I will drink that drink! And then 7 more, and together we shall go off together and smite all the heretics who don't know about Kerryanne's glorious honeypot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike
    Wow, next time I am in Omaha I would like the pleasure of buying you a drink.

    I commend you.
    No shit. I should take you out sometime soon Frostbayne. That was the ultimate slap in the face. LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel
    You're all going to die, but I have an update to this!!!! I just got an email from her mom just moments ago.... this is not a joke:

    You are a sick fuck Steve. Why did you humilate Kerry like this? What the hell did she ever do to you and how do you have the audacity to publicly put someone's life to be scrutinzed by strangers. You are wrong in the head boy. Laugh now boy, you'll pay for this. Maybe not now but somehow you will get yours. Mark my words.
    You do not possess an ounce of maturity. You are nothing but a furniture salesman with no education and no class.
    Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spike Spiegel
    ... quoting one of you that "choking the fuck out of her" was a threat.
    Yeah, sorry about that. I get carried away sometimes.

    But seriously, she's the one who threatened you (or implied a threat) by saying to never cross her path. I mean, the full phrase would be something like "Don't ever cross my path... (or you'll be sorry)." That's more of a threat than me making a suggestion to choke her out if you see her. Fuck this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roker
    holy geez

    it's all over

    you got a very good post by galfordo, that owned you
    I don't even know why I typed that

    no one got owned except for that chick

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    Quote Originally Posted by roker
    I don't even know why I typed that

    no one got owned except for that chick

    ... you can't take it back now, bitch.

    But truthfully, Spike had more to do with his own pwn4g3 than I ever did. And btw, why the fuck does his girlfriend have penmanship like an lazy 3rd grader? Something's not right here, folks.

    Oh, and Frostbayne - that was a fucking hilarious video. Between that and starting the boog PSP thread, I think we could have butt sechs even taking your liberalism into account ...


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