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Robert said:Hello dudes,
It's my birthday today and I have received a disturbing B-card from my ex. She told me that the last time we had oral I went so deep she got pregnant.
I don't know what to do.
Robert said:Hello dudes,
It's my birthday today and I have received a disturbing B-card from my ex. She told me that the last time we had oral I went so deep she got pregnant.
I don't know what to do.
Spike Spiegel said:I went back out to the garbage to get it... glad I did. I'm keeping it. It's easily the funniest thing I've ever gotten. It says "happy birthday" on the front, then you open it and it says "hope this adds to the fun"... and then she unloads on me about her normal vagina. It's comedy gold that I couldn't make up if I wanted to.
Spike Spiegel said:You're all going to die, but I have an update to this!!!! I just got an email from her mom just moments ago.... this is not a joke:
You are a sick fuck Steve. Why did you humilate Kerry like this? What the hell did she ever do to you and how do you have the audacity to publicly put someone's life to be scrutinzed by strangers. You are wrong in the head boy. Laugh now boy, you'll pay for this. Maybe not now but somehow you will get yours. Mark my words.
You do not possess an ounce of maturity. You are nothing but a furniture salesman with no education and no class.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
DON'T EVER - I MEAN EVER- CROSS MY PATH!
Now, you're asking yourself: how the hell did she even see this? Well, I made the stupid mistake of telling her about this site so she could see my mural (creative section). Well, looks like she's been looking for a lot more than that, and stumbled across my "happy birthday" post. No doubt, she will also read this.... well, all I can say is "oops"? I know I shouldn't even post this, but I can't help it. Now you all see what I have to deal with, I guess?
Jesus, my luck is just... wow.... horrible.
Spike Spiegel said:You're all going to die, but I have an update to this!!!! I just got an email from her mom just moments ago.... this is not a joke:
You are a sick fuck Steve. Why did you humilate Kerry like this? What the hell did she ever do to you and how do you have the audacity to publicly put someone's life to be scrutinzed by strangers. You are wrong in the head boy. Laugh now boy, you'll pay for this. Maybe not now but somehow you will get yours. Mark my words.
You do not possess an ounce of maturity. You are nothing but a furniture salesman with no education and no class.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
DON'T EVER - I MEAN EVER- CROSS MY PATH!
Now, you're asking yourself: how the hell did she even see this? Well, I made the stupid mistake of telling her about this site so she could see my mural (creative section). Well, looks like she's been looking for a lot more than that, and stumbled across my "happy birthday" post. No doubt, she will also read this.... well, all I can say is "oops"? I know I shouldn't even post this, but I can't help it. Now you all see what I have to deal with, I guess?
Jesus, my luck is just... wow.... horrible.
Spike Spiegel said:You're all going to die, but I have an update to this!!!! I just got an email from her mom just moments ago.... this is not a joke:
You are a sick fuck Steve. Why did you humilate Kerry like this? What the hell did she ever do to you and how do you have the audacity to publicly put someone's life to be scrutinzed by strangers. You are wrong in the head boy. Laugh now boy, you'll pay for this. Maybe not now but somehow you will get yours. Mark my words.
You do not possess an ounce of maturity. You are nothing but a furniture salesman with no education and no class.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
DON'T EVER - I MEAN EVER- CROSS MY PATH!
Now, you're asking yourself: how the hell did she even see this? Well, I made the stupid mistake of telling her about this site so she could see my mural (creative section). Well, looks like she's been looking for a lot more than that, and stumbled across my "happy birthday" post. No doubt, she will also read this.... well, all I can say is "oops"? I know I shouldn't even post this, but I can't help it. Now you all see what I have to deal with, I guess?
Jesus, my luck is just... wow.... horrible.
If she wants to lay down some sort of invitation to danger, take her up on it. Cross her path. And when she stands there blubbering like a fool (since she probably expects you to piss yourself and stay away from her), wrap your hands around the stack of dimes she calls a neck and choke her the fuck out. WORD.Spike Spiegel said:You're all going to die, but I have an update to this!!!! I just got an email from her mom just moments ago.... this is not a joke:
You are a sick fuck Steve. Why did you humilate Kerry like this? What the hell did she ever do to you and how do you have the audacity to publicly put someone's life to be scrutinzed by strangers. You are wrong in the head boy. Laugh now boy, you'll pay for this. Maybe not now but somehow you will get yours. Mark my words.
You do not possess an ounce of maturity. You are nothing but a furniture salesman with no education and no class.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
DON'T EVER - I MEAN EVER- CROSS MY PATH!
Now, you're asking yourself: how the hell did she even see this? Well, I made the stupid mistake of telling her about this site so she could see my mural (creative section). Well, looks like she's been looking for a lot more than that, and stumbled across my "happy birthday" post. No doubt, she will also read this.... well, all I can say is "oops"? I know I shouldn't even post this, but I can't help it. Now you all see what I have to deal with, I guess?
Jesus, my luck is just... wow.... horrible.
Spike Spiegel said:You're all going to die, but I have an update to this!!!! I just got an email from her mom just moments ago.... this is not a joke:
You are a sick fuck Steve. Why did you humilate Kerry like this? What the hell did she ever do to you and how do you have the audacity to publicly put someone's life to be scrutinzed by strangers. You are wrong in the head boy. Laugh now boy, you'll pay for this. Maybe not now but somehow you will get yours. Mark my words.
You do not possess an ounce of maturity. You are nothing but a furniture salesman with no education and no class.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
DON'T EVER - I MEAN EVER- CROSS MY PATH!
Now, you're asking yourself: how the hell did she even see this? Well, I made the stupid mistake of telling her about this site so she could see my mural (creative section). Well, looks like she's been looking for a lot more than that, and stumbled across my "happy birthday" post. No doubt, she will also read this.... well, all I can say is "oops"? I know I shouldn't even post this, but I can't help it. Now you all see what I have to deal with, I guess?
Jesus, my luck is just... wow.... horrible.
galfordo said:You told her about THIS site???!!! Good God - Have you LOST IT, MAN???
It isn't luck, man - it's extremely poor judgement.
I don't know if you've noticed or not, but generally speaking, this isn't a place you want to tell your girlfriend's mother about, unless you're desperately trying to get rid of your girlfriend. Basically, this place consists of a bunch of internet weirdos (myself included) not holding back on much of anything. There's a reason why there are like 2 girls that post here, and on a rather infrequent basis I might add.
You really would probably be better off if you just drew her a treasure map to your hentai collection ...
Asmoday said:It does make me wonder if she is over you though. What purpose would she have on this forum if she isn't interested in gaming and hasn't established friendships with people. If all she ever did was browse your creative work what value would this site have to her? You think she is, well or was prior to this, still interested in you and reading your posts in order to feel closer to you? This sounds a tad zany, but teenage chicks are prone to do a LOT of offbeat crap, especially in the name of fixation.
Lol I remember when I told my sister about this site Not recommended.galfordo said:You told her about THIS site???!!! Good God - Have you LOST IT, MAN???
It isn't luck, man - it's extremely poor judgement.
Mawdsley said:Lol I remember when I told my sister about this site Not recommended.
Spike Spiegel said:So, the reason I posted is this: it was funny. You don't send somebody a card, on their fucking birthday, talking about your normal vagina. I had to tell somebody. And to make matters worse, that she found this thread? That's a crazy woman. I blanked out her last name, it's not like anyone here knows here.
Ugh, what drama.
Spike Spiegel said:In the last, unbelievable moment, I just got a call from the Police asking me to take the note down. Yes, I'm serious. He replied, quoting one of you that "choking the fuck out of her" was a threat. I explained to him that I took her name off, nobody here knew her, and what not, but he said it was a crime since she was threatened by it. And so, this thread comes to an end. A surprising start, and a crazy finish. Perhaps it's best that this thread gets deleted all together?