I'll smooth this over for you Spike, I have the midas touch when it comes to women.
Kerryanne,
You shouldn't be ashamed... You should be proud of your normal vagina. Based on current medical conditions and statistics, something like 1 in 5 women have an abnormal vagina just due to sexually transmitted diseases alone. Not to mention that for 25% of every 28 days many women have abnormal vaginas.
Your vagina serves as a beacon of hope in an otherwise confusing, and dangerous world.
Ever since 9/11 I've truely understood the value of a normal vagina, which I used to take for granted. I thought it was my god given right for women to have just such vaginas. But now, with terrorists lurking around every corner, I truely understand the magic that is a normal, problem free vagina.
A world where a girl can't tell her ex that her vagina is truely mundane... well I dont want to live in THAT world. That's a world where the terrorists have won.
As for hundreds of thousands of strangers knowing that your vagina is normal, well Kerry that's like hundreds of thousands of strangers knowing that I'm handsome. It's a mark of pride. You may not understand marks, being that your glorious vagina is utterly mark free, as your clean bill of health attests to, but trust, any mark is a mark worth having, as sure as I'm a handsome devil with puckish wit and a raging case of chlymidia!
So in closing Kerry, be proud. Hold your head up high. Men have fought and died in multiple wars for the very vagina you so boldly and bravely advertise as leasion, disease and tear free.
Scream it from the roof tops, yell it through the mountains, post it on doorways and shout it from a bullhorn:
"I've got a perfectly normal vagina, and god damn it am I proud of it."
Signed,
Frostbayneaucti
Fan of your vagina
No problem Spike_Spegal, I fixed it.