My sexiness just saved me from getting a bottle smashed on my head.

As funny as that title may sound, it's the honest to God truth. I just got home from the club and while we were at Denny's my good friend laid it all out for me and I was totally oblivious, thank God I have good friends who were ready to intercept then destroy the little jealous bastard who wanted a end my night.

Anyway basically me, my brother and all of our friends went out to the club to celebrate my brother and I reuniting after not seeing each other for 3 years. It was a night that was supposed to be all fun and it was all fun. However there are people who like to ruin everyone else's fun cuz they are terrible people. There were 2 girls who had been watching me for a while so both of them decided to come and dance with me. On the way across the dancefloor some drunk dude tried to dance with them and they wanted nothing of him so they kindly walked away from him and then they came over to me and one danced in front of me and the other danced behind me.

The fact that both of them wanted to dance with me saved my fuckin life because that angry little drunk fucker(and he was little) got jealous as hell, walked over to his homeboys and chatted for a sec and decided he wanted to smash my brains out with a bottle however he couldn't get to me because the girls were too tall and they were in his way and he couldn't get a clear shot at my head so he walked in circles around me over and over until he got fed up. Little did he know that my friend was watching him waiting to pounce on him and ruin his little jealous life had he decided to get too close.

I was totally oblivious to him wanting to hit me in the head. My friend gave me the whole scoop when we were eating at Denny's. I was so fuckin shocked. I was one girl away from typing a completely different story from the hospital.

It's a damn shame that there are people in this world so consumed by jealousy that they would do such a thing. It makes me angry as fuck and yet it saddens me too.

holy shit, close call.
you've got some good friends, man.

I got into fights for this same reason, hehe

The important thing is that Spin is ok!

So did you hit that or what?

EDIT: Glad you're OK...people can be such assholes.

Mushiki said:

I got into fights for this same reason, hehe

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This is probably a daily occurrence in your life LOL Mr. Sexyman. You probably get death threats over the phone. "stay out of my woman's line of sight you bastard!!"

KanYozakura said:

So did you hit that or what?

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Man that shit was supposed to happen and didn't. The killer was I didn't push it. They kept grabbing me and feelin up on me all night then at the end one girls says "I have an apartment 2 blocks from here, let's go" Then when she saw that I was leaving all of my boys she felt guilty and said "never mind" with this totally guilty look on her face at the very last minute when we were right next to the exit.

I'm definitely the king of Fail. This happened to me a gang of times before. girls feel guilty cuz they see i'm leaving my friends.

But who will save you from your own sexiness when the time comes, Spins?

I don't know jro, I really don't know.

It will eventually catch up with me, I know my time is coming soon....

SPINMASTER X said:

however he couldn't get to me because the girls were too tall and they were in his way and he couldn't get a clear shot at my head so he walked in circles around me over and over until he got fed up.

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Hahahahaha

How tall were the girls and how tall was this dude, if you had to guess.

SPINMASTER X said:

I'm definitely the king of Fail. This happened to me a gang of times before. girls feel guilty cuz they see i'm leaving my friends.

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They probably thought that you were gay at that point.

Either that or they figured that you were going to tag team them....

Also, I hear that in Germany, it's customary to kick the girl out afterwards and not let her spend the night.

Heh, the clubs down here. Welcome back to MS .

I had something somewhat similar happen to me once at Sports Rock in Hattiesburg. I was talking to a girl I knew and some guy claimed I bumped him and spilled his drink earlier when I knew actually didn't. I told him, "I'll get you another drink in a sec man" (I actually wasn't, just did that so he may calm down a bit). If I wasn't talking to the girl which was sitting on my lap, he so would have swung at me. What is it about people in the south at clubs trying to start fights for no reason, it happens so often.

So basically you were saved by unknowingly hiding behind not one but two women skirts, yo joe


If my friends have seen that he wouldn't have had the chance to maneuver for a swing he would have gotten fucked up right then and there on the floor, what the hell was your crew waiting for since they saw him walking around you for a opening and if one bitch would have moved her titties out the way you would have caught fade right in your mouth and your friends tell you about this all after the fact to boot. Luck was on your side.

mainman said:

If my friends have seen that he wouldn't have had the chance to maneuver for a swing he would have gotten fucked up right then and there on the floor, what the hell was your crew waiting for since they saw him walking around you for a opening and if one bitch would have moved her titties out the way you would have caught fade right in your mouth and your friends tell you about this all after the fact to boot. Luck was on your side.

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it's best to play it cool so you won't have to spend the night in jail.

LoneSage said:

it's best to play it cool so you won't have to spend the night in jail.

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True man, but there's a difference between someone talking shit to you and someone about to do shit to you, luck was on his side.

A very similar situation happened to some friends when I lived in DC about ten years ago. Some dude met him outside, and struck him in the face with a brick. Knocked out like 4 teeth, and sent him to the hospital for a night amongst other facial damage.

norton9478 said:

They probably thought that you were gay at that point.

Either that or they figured that you were going to tag team them....

Also, I hear that in Germany, it's customary to kick the girl out afterwards and not let her spend the night.

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LOL gay?

In Germany a lot of American soldiers sign girls on base and then fuck em then tell em to get the fuck out. I've never done that cuz that's just downright evil.

Poppy said:

How tall were the girls and how tall was this dude, if you had to guess.

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One girl was like 5'9 or 5'10 and the other was about my height and I'm 6'1. The guy was some short vietnamese dude. I don't know exactly how tall he was but he was shorter than me and the girls. Those girls were tall as fuck.

mainman said:

If my friends have seen that he wouldn't have had the chance to maneuver for a swing he would have gotten fucked up right then and there on the floor, what the hell was your crew waiting for since they saw him walking around you for a opening and if one bitch would have moved her titties out the way you would have caught fade right in your mouth and your friends tell you about this all after the fact to boot. Luck was on your side.

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LoneSage is right my boys didn't wanna act prematurely. And he wasn't walking in close circles around me, he was walking in wide circles around me so the people around him wouldn't notice, but the poor bastard didn't know that I was 20 deep with people surrounding him. The moment he would have made a move they were going to destroy him to fuckin pieces.

I think he was oblivious to this too because in this area everybody hangs out strictly with their own race, except for me and my friends. he probably thought I was there with a couple black guys and that he and his buddy could have handled us when if fact he was outnumbered by people who he didn't know was part of my crew. LOL the more I think about it the sorrier i feel for the guy.

I would've cheered for you regardless.

SPINMASTER X said:

LOL the more I think about it the sorrier i feel for the guy.

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you're only saying this because deep down you're deeply disturbed about what almost happened.

LoneSage said:

you're only saying this because deep down you're deeply disturbed about what almost happened.

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I am deeply disturbed by it but at the same time had that guy actually committed the act my big ass friends would have totally mutilated this guy. Seriously 3 of the guys I went clubbing with were huge. That little Vietnamese dude would have never stood a chance. It would have been a massacre.

A video showing charlie dancing around girls dance around you would have been nice.
VORTEX!