[RevStu]

Hello again new friends! I had a lovely evening, thanks for asking, and I've got about an hour before I have to go out again so I'll see if I can't get through all of you at once.

Originally Posted by Praise the Lard

From MS5 summary:
"Having cut it's teeth on Metal Slug 4, the following year's game saw Playmore get into it's stride a bit."

Can anyone in the class room spot whats incorrect about this?

I'm going to go with "Praise The Lard is such an illiterate sack of piss that despite only having 20 words to copy out, he's managed to insert two grammatical errors into it, and added two more in the 11-word sentence following it, for an impressive total of four fuckups in just 31 words", Bob. Is that it?

Here's something I wrote 73 pages back: "When anyone takes up even the smallest beef with Retro Gamer magazine, whether it's justified or not, poof here comes a link to Stuart's shit storm on NG.com. See how competent the writers of RG are? lol"

That's the thing though, you hopeless blind tool. It's been posted on several forums already, and the result is that pretty much everyone is laughing at you (and all your pea-brained buddies), not me. Not least your utterly hilariously over-inflated sense of your own importance and influence, not to mention inability to construct an argument.

Originally Posted by TonK

Another reminder - Stu is 41, ugly and boring.

Yeah, this forum certainly seems bored of me. 617 posts worth of bored, leaving the previous most-replied thread now trailing about 160 posts behind. And luckily I didn't want to fuck you anyway, so I'll try not to weep that you don't find me attractive.

Originally Posted by some dick

Yes, I am coming in with a bias

Then your opinion is by your own admission worthless, so fuck off.

If you take a look at any mainstream gaming site (Gamespot, IGN, 1UP), you will quickly be able to distinguish good writing

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(Oh dear me. Come on, Stu, deep breath.)

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More than half of each game description focuses on ports and their extra content, information

Welcome to the point of The Definitive. Try to keep up.

information... from Wikipedia

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(Oh, and you mean "gleaned", by the way, not "gleamed".)

P.S. A mummy is not a zombie. It's right there on the hut. My last words on this sad subject.

Odd. Your name is clearly listed on the left as being "Kiselgof", yet you sign yourself "Mikhail". OH NOES THE NAMES ARE NOTTHE SAME I AM TEH CONFOOSED.

Originally Posted by delusional fuckrag #872

No, I don't know either, but at least I know it's not been affected positively.

No, you don't know that. You don't, in fact, have the first fucking clue, do you? You have no possible way of knowing either way what effect, if any, this daft little spat has had on the magazine's sales.

Originally Posted by Billy Cuntbiscuit

I do marketing and branding for a living

Then you have no right to an opinion on anything ever, you cocksucking little whore.

Originally Posted by some other internet nobody with delusions of adequacy

did he bother to contact, i dunno, anyone from the biggest neo-geo website and ask opinions on MS?

I did not, because as this thread proves more comprehensively than anything has ever been proved in the history of the documented universe, you're all quite toweringly, staggeringly, world-beatingly clueless fuckwits. If any of you told me my cock was on fire, I'd go and get a second opinion before I looked for a glass of water. The feature you lot would have written would be about 800% too long, full of agonisingly tedious screeds of received wisdom and lists of names of all the graphics artists, and every single reader of the magazine would have skipped straight over it to get to some comparatively entertaining adverts.

Try one more time to get this through your little American pinheads: RG readers like The Definitive, no matter how loud you squeal and shriek and stamp your feet and tell them they shouldn't.

Honestly, the arrogance of you chumps is truly Herculean. I'm in awe, if we're being honest. The editor of the magazine thinks the piece is great. The readers love the entire Definitive series. And yet you still proclaim that just because some pathetic anonymous fanboy arsewipes like you say it's rubbish - for reasons you've been pathologically unable to detail - that the entire world will suddenly boycott the entire magazine. Despite the fact that, as one of you actually pointed out, this entire pantomime has been played out in public many times before and RG keeps going from strength to strength, and keeps asking me to write Definitives and numerous other kinds of feature for it.

Your ability to endlessly ignore plain empirical evidence is what keeps me cheerful, because logically one day it'll cause you to walk under a truck that you refused to see because you didn't like the colour it was painted, and it'll smush you all over the tarmac, fractionally increasing the world's average IQ as it does so.

Oh, and the bee was posted back on page 21. But here are some more squirrels!











("They're NOT SQUIRRELS! They're MAMMALS! You SUCK!!!" - lithy, 6385 times)

(NB For the benefit of cretins, lithy didn't actually add that comment. I did. Do you see?)