most awesome new blaxploitation flick, Black Dynamite!

Ancient Flounder

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surprisingly not starring Samuel L. Jackson!

Michael Jai White (Spawn)
http://www.blackdynamite.com/trailer

trailer's NSFW. surprisingly, Charmane Starr (filipina pornstar) doesnt show her titttties in the trailer but everybody else does.

Hot damn, that looks like a lot of fun. A lot of recognizable cast members, too, playing some of the pimps and pushers. :D
 

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"Rated R-rah." :tickled:

This looks like it's going to be rather enjoyable.
 

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Looks sweet - but it bums the fuck out of me that Dolemite (Rudy Ray Moore) is dead now. This looks more like a remake of Dolemite than the Dolemite remake probably will. I wonder what Rudy would think of this movie? Or if he had anything to do with it? (the rhymes are almost word-for-word his)

Still looks good though.
 

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I want to see this... NOW! :drool:

P.S. - Anyone know when this is coming out?
 
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This looks goddamn wonderful. I love the Jim Kelly-esque martial arts sounds. "Ooooouugh!"
 

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"Quiet you'll wake up the other bitches"

Shit is going to be epic
 

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Captain Kangaroo. LOL. This looks so fucking hilarious. "Drive a five thousand dollar car and wearing one hundred dollar suits!"
 

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"I thought I told you honkeys from the CIA... that Black Dynamite was out of the game."

Fuck, I can't stop watching this trailer. I hope it doesn't have all the good shit in it.
 

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This looks wicked. Hope cinemas will pick it up over here.
 

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Captain Kangaroo. LOL. This looks so fucking hilarious. "Drive a five thousand dollar car and wearing one hundred dollar suits!"

You do get this joke right? I mean the reference?

It's probably more accurate than what it's mocking but
because of it's origin it's even funnier. Being a collector of all
things Blackploitation I was rolling.

Damn 2009 can't come soon enough.
 

ki_atsushi

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did any one save the .zip of the trailer that was on there? I NEED a copy of it.

Damn I wish they didn't change it.
 
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