I can NOT wait for this movie to come out...

PleaseKillMeNow · Oct 17, 2005

SNAKES ON A PLANE

roker · Oct 17, 2005

wow

Samuel L. Jackson's career is down the drain

I bet they'll change the name of the movie before it's released

Cranky · Oct 17, 2005

roker said:
wow

Samuel L. Jackson's career is down the drain

gotta agree with you there man.

SouthtownKid · Oct 17, 2005

roker said:
wow

Samuel L. Jackson's career is down the drain

I bet they'll change the name of the movie before it's released

They'd better not. "Snakes on a Plane" kicks way more ass than "Flight 121" or their other stupid working titles. If someone asked if I wanted to see Flight 121, I would say, "Hell, no." If someone asked if I wanted to see Snakes on a Plane, I would definitely consider it.

But to be honest, at first I thought maybe that was an unfamous near-twin brother of Samuel Jackson, that I had not been aware of. Kind of like how Sly Stalone has a brother who looks a little like him, and trades on his name to make crap movies.

My next thought was that it was a spoof movie, like the ones Leslie Nielson is always in. I still think this might be the case.

Then I saw that last pic where the guy has a snake under his shirt, and Sam Jackson is about to zap him with the stun gun. Then I checked my wallet to see how much money was in there. Enough for a movie, but it doesn't come out until next year.

Baseley09 · Oct 17, 2005

The idea for this movie is the best ever devised.

That name is class, how could they change it. :kekeke:

Setsuna1982 · Oct 17, 2005

Elsa Pataky is there?

I hope she don't act as bad as in spain :P

Heinz · Oct 17, 2005

You have got to be kidding right?
The worst plot in a movie since "plan 9 from outer space" and thats pretty bad...

FeelGood · Oct 17, 2005

this could damn well be theatre worthy. as long as they keep the title and find some way of sqeezing this response of samuel when asked about the snakes:

Yes, they deserve to die! I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL! :very_ang:

this is the arachnophobia of the skies we all know should have arrived. snakes falling from off camera all over passengers = frightening SHIT! :help:

Stinky-Dinkins · Oct 17, 2005

On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes

Ahahahaha.

I can't wait to see this, and four years later when they release Snakes on a Bus I'll see that too.

DevilRedeemed · Oct 17, 2005

this could well be the best film ever.
snakes+plane+jackson=Snakes on a Plane/instant classic.

I can already envisage the trailer for the film.

20,000 feet up in the sky, a slithery killer is about to terrorise passengers of flight
121. and only one man they call the snake charmer, can save all of mankind. temperatures will rise, fires will burn, snakes will wiggle. are you ready? for SNAKES ON A PLANE?

Stinky-Dinkins · Oct 17, 2005

Notice how that poor bastard is only slightly more afraid of that deadly snake than he is of Sam Jackson?

That's because Sam Jackson is a scary black man.

Stinky-Dinkins · Oct 17, 2005

I'd be more afraid of Bobak on my plane.

He's Middle Eastern you know.

Hey just kidding. Was that out of line?

Stinky-Dinkins · Oct 17, 2005

The white guy behind him is like "Yeah, I'm with him. We're friends, I'm not a racist

Take note that his card only says "FB." I assume it stands for "Furious black."

My work is done here.

Takumaji · Oct 17, 2005

Wow, is that for real?

How low could they possibly go next?

Some of the "plots" of current movies let Attack of the Killer Tomatoes look like a timeless epic.... deadly snakes on a plane, how original.

Nesagwa · Oct 17, 2005

Takumaji said:
Wow, is that for real?

How low could they possibly go next?

Some of the "plots" of current movies let Attack of the Killer Tomatoes look like a timeless epic.... deadly snakes on a plane, how original.

Ive never seen a movie with snakes on a plane and neither have you.

Itll be like anaconda, only with Sam Jackson instead of Ice Cube and Keenan instead of Jennifer Lopez.

God this is going to rock.

melchia · Oct 17, 2005

Yeah, I'm counting down the days to see this...thinkin I'll fit it in between 9:00 and 9:01 PM on opening night... :spock:

Stinky-Dinkins · Oct 17, 2005

FeelGood · Oct 17, 2005

Full Cast and Crew for
Snakes on a Plane :

Samuel L. Jackson

rest of cast listed alphabetically:

blah blahblah
blah

blah blah blah blah

blah

blah

blah

Adam Behr .... Puppeteer

blah blah blah

samuel l jackson + snakes + an airplane + puppets? it already has one of my free movie passes. its now going for movie of the year in the drama category.

Stinky-Dinkins · Oct 17, 2005

The plot twist is going to be when they all realize there wasn't an anaconda guarding its eggs on the plane after all and it was just Wizkid draping his cock over one of the seats.

Mark of the Wolves · Oct 17, 2005

The funny in this thread will make this an easy Monday.

I guess I can't expect much. Jackson was the bomb in Episode III. Purple Lightsaber was awesome...

'YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THE BURN IN HELL!" Best Sam quote ever.

RAINBOW PONY · Oct 17, 2005

heh, well sam jackson is probably getting 20 mill for this film, so i doubt he cares how much it makes, and even if he's in a shitstorm like this every year or two, he will still be in demand, there aren't many other angry black guys in hollywood.

FeelGood · Oct 17, 2005

Stinky-Dinkins said:
The plot twist is going to be when they all realize there wasn't an anaconda guarding its eggs on the plane after all and it was just Wizkid draping his cock over one of the seats.

thats when a scientist gets on camera to explain why they should have known it was not a real snake from the get go, since spitting snakes can only grow a few feet and are natives of south africa.

Stinky-Dinkins · Oct 17, 2005

FeelGood said:
thats when a scientist gets on camera to explain why they should have known it was not a real snake from the get go, since spitting snakes can only grow a few feet and are natives of south africa.

If could be a South African Crooked Vine Boa.

If Goldblum were said Scientists I would be comfortable when saying this is going to be the best movie ever made.

Nesagwa · Oct 17, 2005

Stinky-Dinkins said:
If could be a South African Crooked Vine Boa.

If Goldblum were said Scientists I would be comfortable when saying this is going to be the best movie ever made.

Busey would be the pilot of said plane.

Think about it.

Takumaji · Oct 17, 2005

Nesagwa said:
Ive never seen a movie with snakes on a plane and neither have you.

Itll be like anaconda, only with Sam Jackson instead of Ice Cube and Keenan instead of Jennifer Lopez.

God this is going to rock.

Weren't there snakes in a plane in an Indiana Jones movie? :tickled:

Ah well, yeah, this is going to rock and I'm giddy beyond bladder control to watch Jackson battle it out with a bunch of truly evil snakes.

I will bring my friends around and they all will have their pet reptiles with them.

I can NOT wait for this movie to come out...

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