How do I get girls to like me?

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abasuto

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God damn Mak, if you'd of came out with me tonight I'd of bought you a drink. Then I'd of asked you to kindly stand in front of the dart board.
 

Amano Jacu

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Vixen said:
I DID EDIT!! I edited about 5 spelling mistakes... for some reason it hasnt got a 'last edited' line though.. i think its because i edited within a few seconds of posting.

Yeah, I already pointed that out in case somebody cared.

Now continue with the fun til I get some popcorn :loco:
 

N2x

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Makismo, what would you do to a woman if you had her alone in her room, and she specifically stated that she wasn't interested in playing Neo Geo?

Makismo, do you know how to satisfy a (living) woman?

Makismo, do you know which hole the penis goes into?
 

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Abasuto said:
God damn Mak, if you'd of came out with me tonight I'd of bought you a drink. Then I'd of asked you to kindly stand in front of the dart board.

I'd probably get Mak schlossed and toss him to the wolves (at the MAN-HOLE) that is.
 

Lagduf

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I think this is my first post in this entire thread.

I've been known to be fashionably late.
 

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Lagduf said:
I think this is my first post in this entire thread.

I've been known to be fashionably late.
Would the women of the backwoods find Makismo doable?
 

abasuto

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I'm glad to know Mak is making progress with his "special" meds.
 

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N2x said:
Makismo, what would you do to a woman if you had her alone in her room, and she specifically stated that she wasn't interested in playing Neo Geo?

Makismo, do you know how to satisfy a (living) woman?

Makismo, do you know which hole the penis goes into?

Buttsex :buttrock:
 

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Abasuto said:
I'm glad to know Mak is making progress with his "special" meds.

Lets see some pics of Mak on the Juice!
 

N2x

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Going through my vacation photos, I noticed something striking.

Here's our lord and savior, Makismo:

zosher2rx.jpg


And here's a European sculpture located in New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art:

makismosculpture.jpg


Uncanny resemblance, no? Though, you must admit: The latter picture is a lot less faggoty. I guess Makismo must have had a gay ancestor whose seed somehow got into a woman's vagina.


P.S. I changed the color/contrast levels in Photoshop to replicate Mak's shitty camera, so that an easier comparison could be drawn.
 

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EVERYONE!!!!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone... BEHOLD THE GREATEST CREATION IN NEO-GEO.COM HISTORY! I give you.... MY "HOW DO I GET GIRLS TO LIKE ME?" THREAD VIDEO TRIBUTE!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone* needs to download this. I promise you won't regret it. I made this to commemorate the one year anniversary and it's finally finished. I hope you all enjoy and can't wait to hear some feedback.

Get it here

If any mods could see about hosting it on the Neo-Geo.com server and linking to it from the Art Section that would be great. Let me know.

EDIT: Had to change the links to the file because it was downloaded over 300 times in about 18 hours, and consumed almost 1 GB of bandwidth and I risked exceeding my monthly limit, LOL! Thanks to Greywolf for uploading it to RapidShare. That shall suffice in the meantime, but let's not give up on getting it hosted on the NG.com main server! Vote!
 
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I'm having real trouble downloading that file.

How big is it supposed to be? it says downloading of ??? size.

The first time it only got to 5 megs then said it was done, (did not play) the second it got to 11.5 (did not play)

Ughh.... I think it does need a diff host.

- You might have more luck if you copy/paste the URL into the clipboard, then open up your avi viewer, Media Player whatever you have, then goto file, "Open location" paste the URL, and let it load. (It worked this way for me finally)
 
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abasuto

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Turrican_Man said:
Everyone... BEHOLD THE GREATEST CREATION IN NEO-GEO.COM HISTORY! I give you.... MY "HOW DO I GET GIRLS TO LIKE ME?" THREAD VIDEO TRIBUTE!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone* needs to download this. I promise you won't regret it. I made this to commemorate the one year anniversary and it's finally finished. I hope you all enjoy and can't wait to hear some feedback.

Get it here

If any mods could see about hosting it on the Neo-Geo.com server and linking to it from the Art Section that would be great. Let me know.

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!

My chest is fucking sore from laughing. I fucking loved DashK's cameo ( stealing Mak's lemonade )

Top video there.
 

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That is fecking funny!! It beats the vagina monologue big time!

Consider this sexy vid saved to my pc for future smiles!!!

Vix x
 

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Turrican_Man said:
Everyone... BEHOLD THE GREATEST CREATION IN NEO-GEO.COM HISTORY! I give you.... MY "HOW DO I GET GIRLS TO LIKE ME?" THREAD VIDEO TRIBUTE!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone* needs to download this. I promise you won't regret it. I made this to commemorate the one year anniversary and it's finally finished. I hope you all enjoy and can't wait to hear some feedback.

Get it here

If any mods could see about hosting it on the Neo-Geo.com server and linking to it from the Art Section that would be great. Let me know.

Damn it, I'm at work all day. Otherwise, I'd download it right now. I don't get you, however, TM. You say that we are too hard on him and you act like his friend, but you're just like us... you can't help but make fun of such a crazy situation. I'm dying to check this vid out.
 

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Spike Spiegel said:
Damn it, I'm at work all day. Otherwise, I'd download it right now. I don't get you, however, TM. You say that we are too hard on him and you act like his friend, but you're just like us... you can't help but make fun of such a crazy situation. I'm dying to check this vid out.

I'm also at work until many hours from now. Is that thing work-safe?
 

Turrican_Man

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For anyone wondering, the song is the Elvis Costello rendition of "Oh Lord, Please don't let me be misunderstood". It is encoded with the Windows Media Player 9 codec, if that information helps anyone having trouble playing it.
 

Turrican_Man

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Spike Spiegel said:
Damn it, I'm at work all day. Otherwise, I'd download it right now. I don't get you, however, TM. You say that we are too hard on him and you act like his friend, but you're just like us... you can't help but make fun of such a crazy situation. I'm dying to check this vid out.

Hey man, I'm not being hard on him! This is a TRIBUTE to his "Supreme Might". :D

It's all a matter of perspective. I'm sure he'll understand that I'm simply honoring him and the legend he has created. :D

PS: If any mods are reading this or see this video, could you please see about hosting it on the Neo-Geo.com server and linking to it from either the main site or the creative section? I can't host it too long because I don't have access to the necessary bandwidth. I would really appreciate it.
 
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