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When Jesus make his return or something.
The guy on the christian channel said that these are the end times, so I bought his book, and he was right.
The world will end tomorrow.
You heard it here first...
Long after everyone on this forum is dead and forgotten.
When people dont give a shit about the end of the world and realize that it's a big scare to make you go to church. When in reality the end of the world wont even be in this damn millienium. Cuz if Dinosaurs lasted 65 Millions years...wouldnt it be stupid if humans lasted only 2000?
Loser.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
These two hot chicks came to the door and GAVE me the book. I tried to score, but they said that the only man in their life was Geegus.
You should have told them you were best buddies with the head Mormon
guy, they would do anything to get close to him. Anything.
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shir0
It's funny...Quote:
Originally Posted by shir0
Not only do I actually know Mormons, I once knew the head Mormon guy thingie.
Never. Well, at least not until long after humanity is forgotten.
I believe I'm quoting Buro Destruct, here:
"The Earth was here long before you and it will be here long after humanity has ceased to exist. Enjoy your stay."
That pretty much sums up my feelings on the subject. In all seriousness, predicting the proverbial end of the world is stupid and pointless. Televangelists and the like are simply playing off of the fears of the painfully ignorant to make money. Sadly, it works wonders.
Was he wearing bubblewrap?
Also, that was the quickest reply EVER.
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shir0
So humans have only been around for 2000 years?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClassicMode1985
Wow, so man kind started with Jesus. Nice to know.
Jesus was a caveman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
A brown caveman.
It is ending. It's just a slow process....
Who gives a rat's ass? Really now, is this a question that PLAGUES you that much? What. A. Dumbass.
World War III, and I predict it will be instigated by none other than the USA
I also predict a deadly asteroid to hit this planet within the next 1000 years or so. We are due for it, historically speaking anyway.
When will the world end?
When I press the little red button....
if you want to survive send all your NG stuff to my P.O. box
The dinosaurs out-living humans makes sense since they were stupid. Humans on the other hand have technology that can destroy us instantly.
Been reading the Mayan calandar, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry_Hearttrob
why, is that when the golden state warriors will win the NBA championship?Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry_Hearttrob
28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds
You've seen Donnie Darko too many times..Quote:
Originally Posted by lithy
28.6.42.12 is stored to memory :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BeefJerky
WWIII will kill us all, nukes nukes nukes :shame:
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Originally Posted by Nesagwa
Yes do the math, Jesus was born 3 BC, died 27AD. Plus the year 2000AD did not count as an actual year, thus making 2001 as the offical start of the new mllienium
That's 4 years lost...and its 2004 now...thus 2000 years
Don't hate - it's a fucking great movie :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BeefJerky
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shir0
Yeah, I love that one too - Jim Cunningham pwnz joo. You are all textbook fear prisoners!!! :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock:Quote:
Originally Posted by shir0
Who cares?
Millions if not billions of years.
Humans will probably evolve to some extent in that time, if that says anything. (Of course, the hillarious "Darwin Awards" prove that only a handful of us are not making it to reproduction, so evolutionary trends for mankind may slow... check back with me in a few hundred thousand years to compare notes).
You're joking, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClassicMode1985
I think GWB will blow up the asian continent with his God serving agenda to rid the world of all 'evil' there, sometime in the middle of his 2nd term. Slimey Saddam will rise from the ashes and reaquire the middle eastern world, make deals with all non-UN members and kick our asses later on.
I am not negative, i'm just misunderstood. :tickled:
Not only do you have a needle dick, you're a fucking idiot as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClassicMode1985
Earth was here before man, and it'll be here after man. We'll be long dead when the Earth is destroyed when the Sun becomes a Red Giant and expands and swallows the Earth.
For the L.A. Lakers the world will end Tuesday night!!! :D
Really soon, I really hope.
Actually, it has already ended. We are all plugged into a buggy computer system and waiting for a fag named "Geo" to save us.
<Pun Mode> Well, it's obvious he thinks with his penis.</Pun Mode>Quote:
Originally Posted by Lets Gekiga In
:envy:
This thread is a whos who of retards , thus I had to post.
2019.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lastblade
true ... while morph and the rest of retards have a fucking rave the night before the last free humans are about to get wiped out :oh_no: :oh_no:
Who the fuck cares, let's all smoke some reef and forget silly things like
the end of the world and bush sr. jumping out of a fucking airplane.
Later
shir0
I believe the Aztecan date is December 23rd 2012. Very good calendar people.
right when i read this i made the rimshot motion with my hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Wopat
and yes, this thread is a who's who of retards so here i am as well.
You kinda got it right. When God decides to end this system of things then all badness will end. He actually will not destroy everyone but restore it to it's original purpose, the one Adam and Eve messed up. I hope the book you bought on TV was a bible, because that is the only book you can trust.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nesagwa
Why? It was written by man just like every other book on this planet.Quote:
Originally Posted by zapatistab
damn right before christmas and my birthday.Quote:
Originally Posted by lithy
They were guided by God's holy spirit.Quote:
Originally Posted by lithy
God doesn't exist.
:idiot:
What about Joseph Smith?Quote:
Originally Posted by zapatistab
Oh I forgot, we are from Aliens, or wait no, we evolved into humans from what is it again plants or something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttasuperb
Joseph smith made up his own Bible. If you read the last few scriptures in Revelation, it warns you against rewritting the bible.Quote:
Originally Posted by lithy
Is comandante Marcos god?Quote:
Originally Posted by zapatistab