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Classic pop star fun, class.
How tit jobs & subsequent reductions has she had too??
She lip-synced?
NO REDEMPTION!!!
I'll help her - I'm sympathetic like that ;)
Britney Spears+me=teh sex! :drool_2:
shes a fuck towel with money, that is all....
I've got a bladder full of piss and a rock hard dick just waitin' on her. If she needs to be straightend out a 90 day stay at MERC X99 Boot Camp would whip into submission, into shape and clear her mind of any other forays into the bullshit she perpetuates. She thinks she's HARDCORE... but she aint' met HARDCORE until she runs into me. After 90 days she'll be tore up from the floor up and looking to the sky ala' Vanessa Carlton.
...OR she could just walk away from it all and stop being such a little public whore but then crying about it. Doing the "Self Recognition" thing would be better than being sent my way. I'd break her. :D
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Britney could benefit from Greek cock.
i wish she married the real Jason Alexander. :crying:Quote:
Originally Posted by homogay celebrity "news" article
$hyte, I'm missing Seinfeld right now!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas_Five
Later
Galf0
@Looks like you're no longer invisible, at least not to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by galfordo
Who cares ?
she's just an attention whore.
I'd do her though.
Yeah, I'm finally back on board again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hentai Sama
Hahhaha, this is news?
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Originally Posted by Atrophyed
:D ....... :tickled: ..Yea I'd do her too..
That's what happens when you become famous: you make it big, then, you buy everything you possibly can, then, you get into drugs, and then, you get depressed, and have an emotional breakdown. Kinda interesting that people that are famous are more miserable than normal people. I guess it's something do wit no privacy, the public watches everything you do, and people just can't take it. I wouldn't to be famous, I'm fine being who I am.
Being anonymously rich wouldn't be a problem pour moi. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Jedite
It's good to have some money, but, not too much. Because you have too much money, you don't know what to do with that money. You start to getting illegal shit like drugs, prostiution, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Atrophyed
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Originally Posted by Jedite
well she can send me all her money. I'll take the pain for her.
seriosly - the biggest problem with these people is that they are fixated with themselves, and have people constantly telling them how cool/sexy they are. She doesn't have so much money that its fucking her up. The sad thing is no one REALLY cares.
...I did not know that. That's my girl.Quote:
She is also supposed to have had a drunken lesbian fling with a brunette in a notorious gay club in Denmark.
No matter how much money I'll have i nmy fuckin whole life I would never buy a single drug. Of course I'm not considering NGH games as drugs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jedite
But in case you may not know what to do with big bucks, I know.
Invest, invest, invest, invest. Spending isn't hard. And life isn't eternal.
His posts were visible the whole time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hentai Sama
She has more money that she has now, than anyone of us will make in a lifetime. She uses her money to for her looks, but, she has nice cars, nice house, but, the thing is she has so much money, so she don't know what to spend it on. So, she starts using drugs. Then, she gets depressed, and then, she has to go to therapy. Just goes to show that fame dosen't always make happiness.Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilRedeemed
I'd toss her salad.
I dunno if I would, because I dunno how many more before me toss the salad. Just keeping myself clean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins
Yeah, this whole "invisible posts" schtick is ridiculous. Shame on you guys for picking on poor galfordo. :emb:Quote:
Originally Posted by buttasuperb
I'd have her do 50-60 power squats with leather pants on and then I'd toss her salad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jedite
Fuck that! Get the Lysol! Lysol kills 99.9% off all harmful bacteria. I might take off the seafood, but, can't do nothin about the gonorhea. I hate to see what her juice is like, (pukes).Quote:
Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins
Then I'd use my tongue to probe her brown-eye to seek out tootsie rolls.
What Hetrosexual Male wouldn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by chris1
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Originally Posted by Stinky-Dinkins
...but seriously you'll have to get in line man. I've had "Slutney" on my Schlongdar for awhile now. She'd get a donkey punch to the head, a butthole punch up her anus, gurggle my piss, swallow my piss, lick MY asshole, lick my nuts and blow cum bubbles with my Pimp Juice. AND THAT'S JUST DAY ONE @ MERC X99 BOOT CAMP! Day #2 she'd awake to 80 overly horny dudes all mastrubating over her, panting and letting lose their froth. Then she'd be showered in urine, then paraded around on a dog leash and would eat her first breakfast from that dog bowl. Then we'd leave her alone until DAY #8, but during that time she'd have to listen to her own music and nothing more 24 hours a day. By the time we got to her, she'd be begging for some Barry Manilow. Dinner would be served by THE PIZZA DUDE, then she'd be gagged by CAWK and puke up that pizza in a bowl just like Queeny Love... then she'd have to drink up her puked up pizza. Then back into the Hole of Darkness for another 24 hours of music videos and her own music. At DAY #19 I would let you {Stinky-Dinkins} come in and do your thang for a few days. Then in a Communist fashion we'd have her admit to her wrong full crimes against humanity. She'd apologize to all the mothers of little girls who are growing up to be just like her, emulating her. Then she'd roll down a hall of...
:shame:
...oh fuck it. I'm just being fuckin' stupid now. She really does need help, but if the bitch wants to portray herself as a SLAVE 4 U, and a media whore she needs to STFU and take it like that in which she's portrayed herself. OR... just get the fuck off the scene so we can all forget about her. The fuckin' whore! I hate thinking about these stupid porno boot camp / socially rebuilt up from torn down scenarios in my head, but the woman really gets me IN THE FLESH and thinking the worst in life.
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I have simular Fantasies with some G4 girlsQuote:
Originally Posted by Mercenary X99
TIna Wood and Diane Mizota
You have abysmally shitty taste in women.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thereverend
Diane Mizota is the only tolerable woman on G4TechTV simply because I get the sense she's not ENTIRELY ignorant when it comes to games. Those two dykes and Morgan "I'm a Dinosaur" Webb are completely fucking unfunny and totally unattractive.
Morgan is very pretty in person
Exactly, she's a damn salad bar. (though not quite J.Lo).Quote:
Originally Posted by Jedite
I take personal enjoyment in watching these vapid little fools implode. Its not jealosy about money/fame, its that she comes of as a moron. If a person's got cash and some semblence of class, I'm fine with it. I have no qualms with some multi-million dollar sports figures (Tiger Woods) and artists because they aren't spoiled morons like Brittany.
I quote this from Chris Rock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobak
"The uglier you are, the smarter you have to be."
For a dinosaur, sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thereverend
It's not that I don't personally see that the chick is damaged goods or anything, but DAMN it would be fun to just go all *Rocco Siffreddi on her XXX style, slappin' her around and diggin' tunnels on her like a Mac Truck, yanking her hair making her yelp and scream and shit... doing the things to her you'd never do to your own wife or whatever. She wants to be a slut, she should be treated like one. She just needs to own up to that fact. And maaaaaaaaaaaaan I'd like to treat her like one. I'd see if I could fit a baseball bat up her ass just like Nacho Vidal did to Belladonna.
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She can lip-synch my kawk all I care. :drool:
She needs to follow her true path...its not singing...its not acting...but its kawk riding. :tickled:
Like OMG my fans arnt buying my CD i only sold a few million, none of these brats are spending there hard money on me mybe its my tits mybe i shoulf go to an older crowd,,, mybe i should change my look to more rebelish look or mybe I should get some Ads from pepsi so then i can make all this mmoney and all my retard fans can get Fat.....or mybe i should fuck some other guy.........i need this money 5 houses aint cutting it for me..........MTV help me....ILL SUCK YOUR DICK.
......POP culture is so.....fake. :oh_no:
Britney isn't the first artist to lip synch. Look at Milli Vanilli.
Look at the fucking beatles
Madonna didn't sing live until her ray of light cd and those live concerts sounded horrible
*cough* WHORE! *cough* Man, excuse me.
She just figured out that she needs help?! :oh_no:
I think doing a porno would be better than anything else she's done. :tickled:
I know about a porno, but, a snuff film might bring in publicity.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScaryMissMary
Shhhhh! You're giving yourself away!Quote:
Originally Posted by BeefJerky
why did the writer use "counselors" and then "councilors" later on? they have slightly different meanings.
What's worse is Janet Jackson admiting she is just as psycho as her brother. Talking about her multiple personalitys even telling us the names of her "friends" I wish I remember where I saw that article.
When you are 22 and you have lived all the things she had lived, you must be completely fucked up.
I'd FUCK HER up some more too. Pussy/Ass/Mouth and then record her squatting and taking a dump. ZOOM IN ON HER grunting face as she squeezes out her dark chunks, my hand and schlong in the foreground at times as the camera pulls back, while Slave 4 U and Toxic play at the same time from two different stereos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert
JUMP CUT TO: Shit leaving her asshole and swirling up on the newspaper. You hear her wimper. Then 80 dudes run in at full speed and we all let losse are Jiszm on her. SMASH CUT TO: Her taking first a wine bottle then a baseball bat up her ca ca smeared ass.
JUMP CUT TO: A ski masked dude screaming. Then SMASH CUT TO: Britney gurggling piss and then a plate of her own shit is offered to her to eat. Vincent Price's laugh from THRILLER is heard and....
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