When they make the film (Harvey Wienstien is interested I gather) who will play you? I know Ewan McGregor has expressed interest in performing my role, and Ben Stiller will probably be playing himself.
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When they make the film (Harvey Wienstien is interested I gather) who will play you? I know Ewan McGregor has expressed interest in performing my role, and Ben Stiller will probably be playing himself.
Don`t really care who playes me as long as he screams "FROGS!!! FROGS!!!" the whole time it`s fine by me....
Hopefully the dumb baldwin. Cant remember his name but hes the one thats dumb and cant act.
Sebastien Bach from Skid Row, making on cameo apperance just to scream "ROCK N ROOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!1!"
Gary Colman
I'm not short and black but I think he would be the best choice.
Elizabeth Hurley playing the role of Evil Wasabi.
Peter Weller (Robocop) has been confirmed to play the role of Amano Jacu.
Jack Black as Magician
Terry Tate the Office Linebacker will be playing my part.:smirk:
Edouard Baer as Robert.
Adam Sandler (Billy Madison - Waterboy Era) cuz I cahaaaaaaaaaan
The role of Mega Drive 20XX THE STORM RIDER
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has now been confirmed as being played by none other than writer/director/actor Michael Shalako himself.
In a brief interview with: FAH-Q Magazine, Shalako stated he would trim down the Pooh Belly (though he only weighs in at 215 pounds) for the active role.
FAH-Q:
"So you think this role should be done by you then?"
M. Shalako:
"I might of had actor Maurice Benard from General Hospital play the part since we kind of resemle one another in an offish way, and he is also Bipolar from what I understand. *Being apart of a community like NG.Com is weird to being with... thus I don't think anyone could play a Bipolar Nightmare, thrill seeking, 4 paragraphs in one minute, throw back to another era kind of person better than... well myself.
FAH-Q
"But have you ever done anything like this before?
M. Shalako
"Well first off this is a movie about an Internet Community of ppl who are all a couple cans short of a six pack, and buy/trade/sell expensive video games, so this isn't exactly the run for the Oscar you know. *However, I have been in a few productions in the past, (mostly directing Indie film shorts)... but playing a gangster in the film trailer for the movie Blue Faces in 1996 was my biggest claim to fame in front of the camera. *Most ppl have only ever seen my work in the Underground circles, which is where I thrive, I'm not really interested in Hollywood or it's bullshit, thus I hope this film stays Web based. ---Now if you'll excuse me I've got a rock hard dick, and it's time to Fack the fiancee'.
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MD20XX / Storm Rider
Someone who yells and brakes things. Like :mr_t: .
Snoopy will make a cameo.:)
Oded Fehr
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do you ever go to clubs and try to pass yourself off as him to get free cover and drinks? Worth a shot.Quote:
Did you even have to ask
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Who else but Ireland's finest ambassador, Shane MacGowan:
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Wow that dude really has some fucked up teeth.
Yeah? You want to see him when he's just got up.Quote:
Originally posted by Tehcno
Wow that dude really has some fucked up teeth.
I'd love to see Shane McGowan fight Mark E Smith.
I insist on Christopher Walken.
Or maybe Alfred Molina.
Bea Arthur
Vinnie Jones
The role of Michael Yagami will be played by both Hulk Hogan and Jean Claude Vandamme (at the same time).
Mike
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Originally posted by Baseley09
Sebastien Bach from Skid Row, making on cameo apperance just to scream "ROCK N ROOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!1!"
The role of Earthquake would have to be played by either Kane Hodder or George Wilbur (the best Jason and the second best Myers). :) ;)
Must i even say it?:D
Corey Haim would play me.
But not the 30 year old, fucked up version.
The younger one from such hit 80's movies as FAST GETAWAY and FAST GETAWAY.
REDRUM666 will be played by Shia LaBeouf
Was Jesus Christ unavailable for the role?Quote:
I'd say if James Spader gained some weight (I'm not fat, he's thin) and wore glasses for the role, he'd be able to play me.
No frickin clue... maybe Bobby Hill?
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Maybe with a few pounds off and black hair... and 15 (nearly 16) years old...
Abdul will be played by Al Pachino or......... the guy who was Darth Vader
Anthony Anderson from Cradle 2 the Grave,Kangaroo Jack, and more.
be...bebe?
Oded Fehr, but since Bobak picked him already, I'd have to say Benicio Del Turo in somewhat of a reprisal of his Fencer role, except he'll be playing the roker this time.
Doesn't really matter I suppose. As long as he looks good in a black ninja outfit, and doesn't speak much.
Ray Park maybe?:spock:
My part will be played by the mighty Sumo Wrestler Asashoryu. :buttrock:
Chevy Chase actually contacted me about the role, but I declined since he hasn't had a good image since at least European Vacation. Definitely not after that talk show. But if it were the Caddy Shack Chevy, then that's a go.
I have entertained giving the rights to either Rodney Dangerfield or Bill Murray. Probably Bill Murray.
But my real question is what's the plot for the movie?
Liam Gallagher
We all pitch in to rent a huge cabin in the back woods of West Virginia. What's supposed to be a weekend getaway with Neo playing, movie watching and snacking turns into a nightmarish blood bath as each one of us begins to be picked off one by one. Every death leading to more grizzly turmoil. The killer, only spotted a few times, seems to be wearing a badly burnt jester mask and a bloodstained hospital robe.Quote:
Originally posted by D-Lite
But my real question is what's the plot for the movie?
Coming soon to a theater near you it's:
The Neo Party Massacre- The night NO ONE Plays The Neo!
Needs a snappier name, preferably incorporating a game name:Quote:
Originally posted by Earthquake
The Neo Party Massacre- The night NO ONE Plays The Neo!
The Last of the League Bowlers
or
Fallen King of Fighters
or
The Real Last Blade
or
Goodbye Captain Tomaday....
or
Evil Dead 4: Robo Army
or
Death or Zupapa!
My head hurts.:loco:
I'd have to be played by Silent Bob... classic!
Peter Krause.
But he'd have to brush up on his SNK fighting game skillz, or we'd have to use a double for hand on Neo controller shots.
Nick Cannon maybe.
I don't know whether Jamie Kennedy or Seth Green makes a perfect Feelgood.
Brad "Wormtongue" Dourif
I would of used him but I think Jack Black would play me better..I make weird jokes sometimes pointless or with point. plus I am going nuts with this song in my head.Quote:
Originally posted by Frame Gride 2
I'd have to be played by Silent Bob... classic!
Stallone or David Hassellhof.
bobak, that picture simply rocks
Salma Hayek will be playing my part of course. :D
I'd be played by a hideously expensive computer-generated character that looks a bit like Nicholas D Wolfwood.
Not that I actually look anything like him, but this is the movies, and in the movies everyone is cool and beautifull. :loco:
Kiefer Sutherland...because he can play ANY role.
I think he would be well suited to be that lurking, annoying and mostly ignorable guy who wanders around in the background. Then people would be like "Was that Kiefer Sutherland...? I thought I saw him in the background there somewhere..."