Contest over

Want free stuff?

Sure you do, we all like free stuff.

Win my contest and you have your pick of any TWO (that's TWO) of these games:

Bloodrayne (XBOX)
Dead or Alive 3 (XBOX)
Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee (XBOX)
Project Gotham Racing (XBOX)
Wreckless: The Yakuza Missions (XBOX)
Super Mario Sunshine (GC)
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron (GC)
Super Smash Bros. Melee (GC)
Guilty Gear X2 (PS2)
DBZ Budokai (PS2) <---Inner casing is cracked so the directions don't stay still.

Also, your choice of one of these two GBA games:

Mario Kart or Metroid Fusion

Everything is boxed, complete, and mint or better.

Why the hell do you care anyway? It's free...

In case you have ADD, that's 2 next-gen games and 1 GBA

All you have to is write a Haiku...simple.

Don't know what a haiku is? Then look it up you lazy whore.

I'm the judge and I pick the winner based on my personal like of a certain haiku, the content doesn't matter...as long as I like it.

Oh yeah, unlike those other "contests" I'll pay for the shipping.

Contest ends when I find a suitable winner.

Good luck you bastiches.

<small>[ July 03, 2003, 07:54 AM: Message edited by: Average Joe ]</small>

i really don't
love haiku it's
shit?

A duck quacks at night,
Shake tail feathers for the Duck King
I degress, Ladies love him.

:) Damn thats nice.

i doubt i will win
wash daily it says on my briefs
what's that funky smell?

A lone board user,
It's DanAdamKOF,
He stays up too late.

Kernow does the spock,
And worships Street Fighter 3,
He says "roffle" too.

Darn my stupid cab,
I try to fix one small thing,
Electrocutes me.

That poor Nesagwa,
SNES through Coax.,
We all pity him.

Ulysses 3-1,
Says "Telemachus, my son,
By great galaxies!"

Love my GameBoy Light,
It's clear red, with AstroBoy,
Kern knows he wants it.

Bust-A-Move is fun.
Play a game with Bub and Bob,
Spend many quarters.

Controller is huge,
Some games are sold for hundreds,
AES maybe?

It could have been great,
But it loaded games too slow,
And now is obscure.

Feelgood makes me laugh.
Recounts Tora stealing cabs-
And I just bust up.

He manhandles kids,
Sells fake carts, ruins inserts...
Hmm, must be Dion!

Uses bad English,
Calls Mooky Chocolate Bunny.
-Ode to Venturis.

Samurai Spirits-
Warriors brandish weapons,
and carve out legends.

Lots of flame wars here,
All the drama just kills me,
That's what War Room's for.

Gekka no Kenshi
Takes place in Bakumatsu
Whatever that is.

Beam supers fill screen
As button mashers own me.
MvC2 Sucks.

Puyo Puyo Tsuu
Stack up puyo, chain reaction!
This game is too fun.

What's that little thing?
The little bouncing white dude.
Where did he come from? <img src="http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon2.gif" alt=" - " />

Mai Shiranui
Is bouncy bouncy bouncy
I am stupified.

My post count goes up
As I write one more Haiku.
Jeez this thread kicks butt!

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: DanAdamKOF ]</small>

The games aren't minty
Unmolested they are not
But used ones are fine

Oh yeah, you can do as many as you please, you aren't limited to only one.

this is a bad start
why don't I just retry it?
maybe I'm too tired

:o

To fuck her I must
Her climaxing is the goal
It will be on tape

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: rhiohki ]</small>

575

for time and again
i try and i fail so bad
will i ever beat Geese?

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rhiohki:
To Fuck her I must.
Her climaxing is the goal.
It will be on tape.

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You horny bastard
I wish she was mine, alas
Maybe one fine day

Up the ass he loves
kanjifreak the mexican
Anal pro he is

Seven Inch Half Penis
Will We Guess?
Yes If Want Teh Games!

春風に
散り敷い桜の
儚いよ。。。

For the love of god people..look up the frigging rules of a haiku. 80% of them here do not qualify.

Mario Sunshine.
How I long for your sweet taste.
Your shines taste so sweat.

it's just 5 syllables first line, 7 second, 5 last.

least thats how i learned it.

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RevQuixo:
For the love of god people..look up the frigging rules of a haiku. 80% of them here do not qualify.

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In Haiku:

You are all so dumb
Haiku is 5 7 5
syllables per line.

5-7-5

17 syllables total


King of spam he is
Wizard Yagami the man
But, Postcount plus one

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: broken ]</small>

Man, I feel like shit.
Why did I drink so much beer?
Where are pants...?

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RevQuixo:

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RevQuixo:
For the love of god people..look up the frigging rules of a haiku. 80% of them here do not qualify.

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In Haiku:

You are all so dumb
Haiku is 5 7 5
syllables per line.

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*takes the lead*

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kernow:

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rhiohki:
To Fuck her I must.
Her climaxing is the goal.
It will be on tape.

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You horny bastard
I wish she was mine, alas
Maybe one fine day

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Her grace enthralls you
Ah, yes, many dream of her
But I shall prevail

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Average Joe:
Man, I feel like shit.
Why did I drink so much beer?
Where are pants...?

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Your Pants are right Here
We made sweet love all night long
You said you loved me

Come on folks, you can do better!

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Average Joe ]</small>

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For the love of god people..look up the frigging rules of a haiku. 80% of them here do not qualify.

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I looked it up, but kinda forgot about looking at the rules when I saw some samples.. haha

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SonGohan:

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RevQuixo:
For the love of god people..look up the frigging rules of a haiku. 80% of them here do not qualify.

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I looked it up, but kinda forgot about looking at the rules when I saw some samples.. haha

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Yeah, i noticed..I was going to write up a haiku about how I rubbed your master system games on my genitals but then I saw your disgraceful lack of true haiku form and decided not to.

wrong button

This may take longer than I thought...

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Average Joe ]</small>

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SonGohan:

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RevQuixo:
For the love of god people..look up the frigging rules of a haiku. 80% of them here do not qualify.

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I looked it up, but kinda forgot about looking at the rules when I saw some samples.. haha

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Yeah, i noticed..I was going to write up a haiku about how I rubbed your master system games on my genitals but then I saw your disgraceful lack of true haiku form and decided not to.

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I guess they don't call it Wonder Boy for nothing.. :o

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Average Joe:
This may take longer than I thought...

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Flustered my dearest?
Last Night you were not Quiet
As two became one

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RevQuixo:

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Average Joe:
This may take longer than I thought...

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Flustered my dearest?
Last Night you were not Quiet
As two became one

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That was the first time,
I ever felt love like that.
Will you marry me?

Man I want Super Mario Sunshine and DOA3 pretty bad (since I only have 1 game for GC and xbox), so I'm gonna try really hard on this :(


Why must I enter?
You should give the shit to me!
Average Joe rules!

I think I got the rules right now :D

Pity the Duo
Playmore stops the fake inserts
Freaks will still buy more


PS: I thought about using the last line "Dion is a whore" but...decided against it.

Bored at work I am
Winner of this I should be
Gimme da games, foo

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SonGohan:
Man I want Super Mario Sunshine and DOA3 pretty bad (since I only have 1 game for GC and xbox), so I'm gonna try really hard on this :(


Why must I enter?
You should give the shit to me!
Average Joe rules!

I think I got the rules right now :D

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Gohan sucks Gonads
His Kim is no match for my
Psycho Ball Attack


This one is to Joe:

Let me win contest
I will give you ten dollars
Including shipping
:D

Midget Hookers I
must discuss to get copy
of Metroid Fusion

I am such a whore
That I will sink this low to
save my ass from death

Stick it in and out
Stuff that only hookers do
My midget lover

Midget Hookers are
the only ones that can give
Head when there standing

Thirteen dollars spent
is all it cost to love her
for half of the night

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Eric:
Gohan sucks Gonads
His Kim is no match for my
Psycho Ball Attack

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Psycho Ball wussy,
My Kim will run cross-eye over
Your Athena piece of shit

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 05:15 PM: Message edited by: SonGohan ]</small>

I must touch within
Her ovaries with the help
of my 8 inch prick!

Midgets are the best
even if you got small prick
Its still big to them

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SonGohan:

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Eric:
Gohan sucks Gonads
His Kim is no match for my
Psycho Ball Attack

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Psycho Ball wussy,
My Kim will run cross-eye over
Your Athena piece of shit

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I counter with Joe
With a Hurricane Upper
Kickboxing Powah!

Butt Fuck a midget
hard enough can help you touch
the back of there gums

Nothing says loving
Like anal fist fucking from
a Midget Hooker

Devils never cry
Until they play the sequel
A waste of money :(


The fourth Metal Slug
Copy and paste disaster
Fun for five minutes

Adam West is Sex.
He could fight my crime all day.
But wait, Im not gay.

Nesagwa, good news,
I have sent out your package,
Hope you get it soon.

My Name is Tio
Id like to win this contest
for some extra games.

The man Average Joe
Showing his kindness online
giving games to the needy.

<small>[ July 02, 2003, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Shin9999 ]</small>

Good news DanAdam.
You dont have to die today.
Your life is spared now.

i sold my gamecube
traded my x-box for an aes
i don't own a ps2

but i have a gba
so i could still win something
though i doubt i'll win

god damn i'm bored
waiting for nothing to come
i have to go pee

damn cats, stop playing
you monsters will break something
god i hate all pets

bob dylan sucks balls
woody guthrie was better
too bad it's not 1935

man i hate poop
it stinks up the whole damn house
lysol is useless

you ruined it
seven years straight i wore those
i hate clean boxers

i really should shave
i'm getting really fuzzy
how to shave ones ass?

Oh, to shave your ass,
You must hire a large bald man.
He will clean you good.

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RevQuixo:

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RevQuixo:
For the love of god people..look up the frigging rules of a haiku. 80% of them here do not qualify.

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In Haiku:

You are all so dumb
Haiku is 5 7 5
syllables per line.

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'Ha-i-ku', my friend,
when pronounced in Japanese,
has three syllables.

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tsukaesugi:

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RevQuixo:

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RevQuixo:
For the love of god people..look up the frigging rules of a haiku. 80% of them here do not qualify.

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In Haiku:

You are all so dumb
Haiku is 5 7 5
syllables per line.

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'Ha-i-ku', my friend,
when pronounced in Japanese,
has three syllables.

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I'm not in Japan
So Shove some Green Wasabi
In your Ass and Die

I love my Neo
I love it as much as sex
Cause I am Giby