Don't piss off your tattoo artist boyfriend

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http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.c...-dayton-oh-was

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Originally Posted by REVENGE!

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

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??? Don't piss off your tattoo artist boyfriend???

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Originally Posted by cdamm

dont screw with a tattoo artist's girlfirend.

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Kind of looks like you didn't read the story correctly.

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Originally Posted by Karou

??? Don't piss off your tattoo artist boyfriend???

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Duely noted. I was looking for a better way to phrase that.

I have yet to perfect the Japanese-style poo coil. I inadvertently crimp too soon.

id only be impressed with someone pooing a number 5 in the commode... im just saying :D

Maybe she could just hire someone to somehow rework the poo into a candle, and the flies into moths. Just throwing that out there.

If only the tattoo was on her head...

The stink lines really make it work. :D

The poop and flies look a little weird.

Man that tattoo is the shiznit

Well, she could probably find someone to fix that excrement into a cupcake like that one in the easterseals banner. XD

Waiting for Kid to talk about duely.

You should get a copy of that tat, 'Sage. It'd look good on you.

(The other comment I was thinking about making in this thread was, "Holy shit.")

She deserved it and everyone asking for a Narnia tattoo on his back should get the same treatment:D

Would the Narnia tattoo really have been much better???!!! Probably worse. That also is a pretty lazily drawn pile of shit, either he didn't try too hard (most likely), or he's a shitty tattoo artist.....


:glee:Heh, shitty tattoo artist..

Seriously though, that's incredibly immature and way worse than cheating on your boy/girlfriend, which is what everyfuckingbody seems to do nowadays anyway. I hope he does hard time.

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Originally Posted by LoneSage

Seriously though, that's incredibly immature and way worse than cheating on your boy/girlfriend, which is what everyfuckingbody seems to do nowadays anyway. I hope he does hard time.

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To me its not a matter of being immature (my wife had the same reaction, sage). It's a matter of reaping what you sow.

I hate cheats, liars & N64 owners, bitch deserves it. good on him.

I think that's almost a little too tasteful for a revenge tattoo. He could have at least tattooed "whore" in a slime font above the flies.

I wish I was born with a tattoo...

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Originally Posted by andsuchisdeath

I think that's almost a little too tasteful for a revenge tattoo. He could have at least tattooed "whore" in a slime font above the flies.

I wish I was born with a tattoo...

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lol this post.

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Originally Posted by LoneSage

Seriously though, that's incredibly immature and way worse than cheating on your boy/girlfriend

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It does seem a little out of proportion when you consider the odds of any couple staying together for any length of time today.

But not worse. You shouldn't be so apathetic towards the idea of fidelity. There's no reason to celebrate life's meaninglessness. And if she's the kind of person who gets drunk then signs contracts, all the more reason she deserves the tattoo.

Fake:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...s-crap-8764319

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Originally Posted by SouthtownKid

But not worse. You shouldn't be so apathetic towards the idea of fidelity. There's no reason to celebrate life's meaninglessness.

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I'm already past the rubicon on that. I've been to so, so many parties with young 20 something losers and have met them, they talk to me, whatever. I've learned a lot to what happens to some of the people who didn't go to college, what kind of person they are. Having sex with someone other than your girl or guy is the way it is with those animals. No sense of morality or honor in that regard; some stupid bitch told me her boyfriend cheated on her, but instead of break up, she decided to get something on the side, too.

It's just the way it is with that crowd, a crowd that isn't unfamiliar with tattoos.

So yeah, for those humans, when cheating is just part of the relationship, getting a gigantic piece of shit etched onto your back for the rest of your life is worse than cheating. I just want you to realize I'm making a distinction between 'cultured' people you're probably familiar with and the losers who didn't go to college or went to community for two years and settled with an Associate's, who I know far too many of to not be considered an expert on their behaviors.

Do you know what the Rubicon is and what the historical importance of "going past it" was?

If you can't understand what I meant with that, in context of even quoting his post, then there's no point in explaining it to you.

Stop talking about rubicon.
JUST SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR RUBICON

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Originally Posted by RevQuixo

Fake:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...s-crap-8764319

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I bet you don't believe in santa claus too.

what's that about unicron

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Originally Posted by Lagduf

Do you know what the Rubicon is and what the historical importance of "going past it" was?

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It... it involves... dice?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oam-dice-1.jpg

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Originally Posted by Lagduf

Do you know what the Rubicon is and what the historical importance of "going past it" was?

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I laughed like a little girl when I read this.

Even though the story is fake, Sage is still wrong. Tattoos are forever, yeah. So are a lot of STDs. Start cheating and you open the doorway for that shit. It's cool you went to college dropout parties and got a taste of the real life, but you haven't experienced it until you've had to sit in an office waiting for test results because you found out your partner was cheating.

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Originally Posted by RevQuixo

Fake:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...s-crap-8764319

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Snopesed, or close enough.

Are you telling me that random tumblr pages aren't legitimate news sources?!?!

Here's my question: If the photo and tattoo appear real, how come no one is asking, "Why the fuck did that chick get shit tattooed on her back, and why does she clearly hate herself so?"

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Originally Posted by LoneSage

I've learned a lot to what happens to the people who didn't go to college, what kind of person they are....
It's just the way it is with that crowd, a crowd that isn't unfamiliar with tattoos.

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Wow. Thanks to your sweeping generalization I would've never known that I'm apparently a drug-abusing, adulterous tattooed freak because I didn't finish college.

WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT?!?!?

Lots of people want to think profiling is wrong. That's ok. Let them think there are no predominant characteristics among certain groups.

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Originally Posted by LoneSage

Lots of people want to think profiling is wrong. That's ok. Let them think there are no predominant characteristics among certain groups.

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Originally Posted by LoneSage

Lots of people want to think profiling is wrong. That's ok. Let them think there are no predominant characteristics among certain groups.

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I have 3 college degrees (with honors), a smattering of tattoos, and (aside from this one bout of unemployment) i have always had a job including my last few which were corporate/ professional level jobs.

Profiling is stupid. I know several people that are extremely clean cut, with no tattoos that are just the opposite of their look.

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Originally Posted by LoneSage

Lots of people want to think profiling is wrong. That's ok. Let them think there are no predominant characteristics among certain groups.

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The funny thing is, while I had the reply window page open, my girlfriend (who makes about $25k more a year doing what my mom actually got a degree for) is telling me how not going to college was the best decision she's ever made.

P.S. - Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, David Geffen, Richard Branson, Andrew Loyd Webber, Ralph Lauren, John D. Rockerfeller, Howard Hughes, Ben Affleck, Troy Aikman (though he finished in 2009), Paul Allen, Woody Allen, PT Anderson, and many others over @ http://www.collegedropoutshalloffame.com/ say "hi"

And most of those are just the billionaires that've dropped out of college. That doesn't take into account the millionaires, or the successful people that never even finished high school. If I were to use your silly profiling method, I'd say the predominate trait amongst those people is shaping the god damn last 50 years.


You silly bastard.

Forget about the vast majority and pick out the few standouts. Whatever. No point in arguing. If I see some guy who isn't articulate and talks about how many bitches he banged, I'll be sure to ask how he made his first billion.

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Originally Posted by LoneSage

If I see some guy who isn't articulate and talks about how many bitches he banged, I'll be sure to ask how he made his first billion.

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I don't consider myself the best at the whole grammar game, but I got a 32 on the English portion of the ACT (first time, no studying at all). I was also in the gifted/honors/AP programs from the second grade through high school graduation, won scholarships and was accepted into the UNO Honors program. Two of my closest friends were in the gifted/honors/AP programs with me as well, and guess what? College drop outs. We're all doing very well for ourselves, thank you very much.

You know there's a lot of reasons people leave college. Lumping them all into one group is absurd.

There are plenty of rich, successful people that have finished college that aren't articulate and/or are complete morons, too.

I wouldn't take so much offense to your statements, but between this thread, the car wreck thread, and the "problems with mommy" thread, you've clearly painted yourself as someone who's lived a very sheltered life, with a undeserved sense of superiority and no idea how the real world works.

Also, soulthug did your whole schtick way better years ago.

(and my sideburns rock way harder than yours)

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Originally Posted by PleaseKillMeNow

(and my sideburns rock way harder than yours)

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ouch

holy shit

Was that a tad over the line?

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Originally Posted by PleaseKillMeNow

Was that a tad over the line?

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I didn't think so.

I wish I could take people apart like that without them assuming I was trying to kill them in the process... But I guess I just have that effect on people.

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Originally Posted by PleaseKillMeNow

(and my sideburns rock way harder than yours)

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What a prideful boast.
I'll have you know; ONE of Ancient Flounder's sideburns could kick both of your sideburns' ass!

Fun fact: I too possess righteous sideburns, and I've had them for almost continuous 20 years.

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Originally Posted by NeoTheranthrope

What a prideful boast.
I'll have you know; ONE of Ancient Flounder's sideburns could kick both of your sideburns' ass!

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Now c'mon. We all know he paid for those.

i like this thread. watching sage get sonned is always a good time.

Whooo whee, someone's got hang ups about not going to college!

Did you have to wait until Bruce was done with the eMachines to type that?

College? I didn't even make it through Highschool.