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Dude, can you imagine?
Yes! I would tell them I just want to hang out but then they would get seduced. Brilliant, bro.
Why is cupid just OK.
Why not Awesome Cupid. Radical Cupid. Sensual Cupid. Sublime Cupid.
Ok Cupid. Decent Cupid. Marginal Cupid. Eh? Spock.
edit: This topic should start with "Dudes"
Imagine all the people.
i do not use it.
but I have a lot of friends who like it.
LoneSage doesn't want to be lone anymore?
ok bros I got my OkCupid profile set up, unlike facebook I guess you can't link profiles? I dunno.
bro I got Casino Royale on blu-ray AND NO ONE TO WATCH IT WITHQuote:
Originally Posted by 68k
I would watch it with you bro, just sayin'.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneSage
No homo...
Ok just answered over 50 questions, this girl popped up, gonna send her a message like, "yo bro, can we hang out? I can shadow you if you want."
this is gonna be fun. shoulda done this sooner.
Bro, I thought you had black women lined up ... wtf?
a lot of them have graduated college and moved away.
well the next phase in our adult life is getting laid from girls at work.
So if you don't have a job, get one.
roker do you know this guy?
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ThatFuckinGuy
i'd become bros with him if we lived closer
I can't follow your thought process on how you decide which of your threads you will put in the war room and which in unrelated.
trimmed it for yaQuote:
Originally Posted by SouthtownKid
No, that's not really true. I think I can follow you a decent amount of the time and understand what effect you are going for. And if I can play into it, a lot of times I will. But, for example, I don't get why this thread goes here and the backgrounds thread goes there. It ends up being the same thing, so it's not like my curiosity is killing me or anything. Just kind of wondering.
I might just make me my own account there. Hmm...
I love the sequence of pics:Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneSage
I can party
I can be sweet
I can make a nice drink
I'm classy
but I have a tattoo!
this man is beyond cool, move to NY!
Why you checking out the guys on okcupid? To each his own.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneSage
One of my single friends says the best practice for OK cupid is to send a detailed message to someone, and answer a lot of questions.
He asks the dates why they selected him, and often times it's because he says more than, "Hey!"
Also, email and chat a while, then text message if you get those digits.
going on a blind date with this thing tomorrow
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DawnDebauchery
this seems like great fun, at times I feel I'm at the end of my rope and then I get crazy ideas. i'm going to make all of my blind dates the worst fucking dates ever. i'm going to be incredibly uncouth and intense. how do most people act on blind dates? first dates? like a bunch of fucking losers, not their true selves. and then they ease in their real personality on subsequent outings. fuck that. lonesage is 100% real in yuor face 'hey you wanna jump behind that fence' kind of guy goddammit and I wanna have some fun.
Take your fake mustache with you and just go crazy.
All these dating websites would lead you to believe that everybody is the wittiest person in the world.
can you do me a favor?Quote:
Originally Posted by bubu_X
CAN YOU MAKE YOUR FUCKING SIGNATURE BIGGER?
There's nothing more I want to see than a pic of that show every time I read your posts.
In fact, fuck this site. Let's start our own website, not about the show, but about this pic. We'll make it bigger.
In fact, let's get the biggest fucking monitor known to mankind and make it display your sig.
You're making me hate this show.
Looks like shit, pass.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneSage
Jesus, just disable sigs like everyone else and calm down.Quote:
Originally Posted by hype-monkey
That girl is too hot for you LoneSage. Do yourself a favor and cancel that date before you burn yourself.
wasabi, i plan on dunking myself in oil before going out.
fuck that.Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartlessNinny
I'm not disabling my sigs because of one asshole.
besides, I like looking at sigs.
I like her wit.Quote:
Originally Posted by LoneSage
But make no mistake, this date is about her reasserting herself as a dominant woman.
I suggest you show up drunk, make outlandish claims (I invented socks, etc.), and brag about your penis size.
If all else fails, whip it out and start making rapid yet forceful thrusts in the air and tell her that she'll be missing out on "this" if she doesn't shut her cunty mouth up for a fucking second learn to be whore.
Wow. I can't believe you left this site for as long as you did.Quote:
Originally Posted by hype-monkey
ha ha ha ha haQuote:
Originally Posted by hype-monkey
Awesome.
LoneSage talks a big game, but he wants puppy love.
I have one there (digi_punk), and I've gotten a few messages from chics here and there, but nothing yet. I had a profile on there years ago, and almost hooked up with this one chic, but it didn't work out. I move too slow, I guess.
Lots of weirdos and gamers and smart and educated women on there. (Or so they say) Have fun man.
A now Ex friend found his girlfriend on there, so it can work.
Their iPod/iPhone/iPad app is pretty good too, give it a try if you have one of those.
Agreed. with Shroom. No thankies.Quote:
This should be in the War Room, by the way.
Keep us posted on how this goes.. I'm very curious Padawan.
It's kinda like looking at the shelves of CircuitShitty on their last day of business, and reminding yourself that every single one of those is returned merchandise.
Ouch.Quote:
Originally Posted by SNKorSWM
hype monkey, chill the fuck out. It isn't that big on any of the computers I use to view the site, maybe your settings make sigs look giant or something.
I'll change it soon.
Good luck with your date lonesage, she looks good. I think being yourself is the best thing to do. I've had more luck doing that on first dates than when I try to act like something I'm not.
Yea, above all else, be true to yourself and don't put on a front of what or who you think she'll like you to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by bubu_X
If she doesn't like you for who you are, that's her fucking problem, not yours.
This is my problem too. Met some chick online recently. Went on a couple dates... she started talking sex right way -- she told me that she "worshiped" dick. I could have jumped on that... but I didn't feel like treating her like a slut... right away. My plan was to draw it out until I couldn't bottle it up anymore, then fuck her brains out -- spontaneously. Basically, me treating her like a human for a bit is not what she wanted. If I could do the first couple dates over again... I would have whipped it out and skull fucked her. Had I done that, we'd probably be seeing each other regularly. Jesus, I need to go back to asshole mode, I got laid a lot more that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy Hits
The way I see it, if a woman can't appreciate me for the nice guy I am, fuck her. I don't need her - I've gone 10 years w/o a girlfriend, what's another 10, amiright?Quote:
Originally Posted by 2D_Master
2D Master, it sounds like she was probably damaged goods anyway, probably has daddy issues and/or got molested as a kid and seeks approval from men in the form of sex. You don't need that shit, fuck her (figuratively speaking.)
Thanks dudes (Gohan, Beefy), that's what I tell myself to numb the pain. She probably had genital warts anyways.
I have a profile there and I've been there for 3 years and I still can't find anyone on there. I did get many messages but some didn't seem serious about getting to know me, hang or go out to places. No more message sadly, oh well.
I explained myself truthfully but when they see my pic of the real me they run off. I guess probably being disabled, bedriddened, on life support, no job, live with parents, can't go out etc I guess I can understand why they're afraid. I was so close to getting to know a girl but I never heard back from her. I kinda gave up on the site. :annoyed:
I'm waiting for stage to get back from his date and tell us she was a dude.
Don't give up, man! My Dad's friend's son doesn't have a job, lives with his Dad, and is disabled, and he gets women. Keep at it and be yourself, and something will pop. I know it will!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn Carr2o
LoL. You never know who the fuck you will meet online. You never know. Unfortunately, I must be one of those weirdos, because nothing ever comes of my messages either. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthtownKid
For a lot of girls on those sites, it's not about dating, it's a delivery service. You should try to establish that information as quickly as possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2D_Master
"Dawn Debauchery" looks like another cock "worshiper". Sage, make sure you treat her properly. I really don't get why a girl, looking like her, had to resort to a dating site... smells fishy.
Scanned her profile and she seems like she has potential. She likes to learn, is open to risks and new experiences. Her music tastes aren't bad, either.
This one might be cRaZy though like slash your tires crazy. Stay on your guard man.
I can't offer much, except that your date reminds me of this.
Full disclosure: I haven't let that link fully load, as the story behind her was whimsically depressing at best. Not in the "I feel sorry" sense but "that whole 'Corporate music is really looking for street cred has come to this'" type of depressing. In any case, happy hunting!