So even if you're married and getting horny thinking about your husband/wife, you're committing a sinQuote:
lust/ləst/
Noun: Very strong sexual desire.
Verb: Have a very strong sexual desire for someone: "he really lusted after me in those days".
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So even if you're married and getting horny thinking about your husband/wife, you're committing a sinQuote:
lust/ləst/
Noun: Very strong sexual desire.
Verb: Have a very strong sexual desire for someone: "he really lusted after me in those days".
thats wrong you should research it more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Segata_Sanshiro
Pretty sad. You'd think someone would read and understand the Bible before making a judgement call like that.
Sex is not a sin in marriage, neither is the desire.
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Originally Posted by Sex Lord Ki_atsushi
What about BSDM? a 35 year old man marrying a 13 year old girl? or maybe fixation on spousal sexuality bordering on idolatry?
No it's not! It says that in the New Testament for (ha) Christ sakes!
Matt 5:28
28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
No luck for Christians on this one, sinners.
I was wondering when Segata would post a religious/God rant. Dude has seriously been slacking off. Good to see him back in action.
Rant would imply that I'm emotionally worked up and illogical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jedah Doma
I'm calmly starting a civil discussion using facts and examples, however.
Which is precisely what you're doing. Like a first year law student, you know the letter of the law, but not the spirit of the law. Though don't let that stop you from continuing with your misguided diatribe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Segata_Sanshiro
I've always wondered if fundmentalist Christians think a husband giving his wife anal is a sin.
There's so many different types of Christians that attempting to give them a single face is just a waste of time.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2D_Master
Durr hurr... the word adultery implies that the person is not married to that woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
Well,
If it's a sin you can always marry them, brainwash them, and force them to live on a compound with all your other wives and just fuck babies out of them all day.
God is cool with that.
No lustful extramarital shit: just a 50 year old man fucking his frightened 14 year old "wife"...like the lord intended.
Just don't forget to discard any males she may give birth to.
Fucking up a sweet ratio of 20 young females for every one or two perverted old men would be the REAL SIN, amirite?
http://mattefamily.com/images/logical_awesome.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Spoon
Lusting for your wife is a sin.Quote:
Originally Posted by INfintido
The Christian faith is about selflessness.
Lust is the opposite of selflessness. It is born from obsession, greed, and overwhelming desire.
Therefore, lusting after anyone (including your wife) is unchristian behavior (a sin).
Q.E.D.
This makes no senseQuote:
Originally Posted by Jedah Doma
I think I kind of have an idea of what you're getting at, but I really don't know for sure.
Here's my advice: instead of attending tonight's weekly cross burning pot luck and ice cream social, stay at home and mill it over. I think the payoff will be worth it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Segata_Sanshiro
i'm pretty sure god isn't half the prick he's made out to be by religious weirdos. i'm pretty sure if there is a god, he doesn't give a shit what people do, and prolly just wants people to try and be nice to each other, make amends for hurting or being mean to others, and make the odd charitable donation from time to time. essentially take care of ourselves, take care of each other, share the wealth. anything else is just garbage nutjobs slapped on there over the years.
All the things that have been attributed to god in the past 2000 years were written by us "mortals" so who cares. The thought of an eternal, all-encompassing, all-knowing entity that creates whole new universes on one day and chastizes a man for looking at a woman the wrong way on another is laughable at best.
Perhaps the rapture has already happened as predicted, and it's just that nobody alive was invited to God's house party. XD
Right-o! It's just silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Takumaji
I'm sure plenty of people died on that day just like any other day on earth. A number of them good Christians I'd suspect. I bet god parties off da hook!Quote:
Originally Posted by SNKorSWM
Yer an odd bird Jedah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jedah Doma
An odd bird indeed.
Why does God let bad threads happen?
All of this tricky 'sense talk' you're spouting is just another attempt to obfuscate the situation. Why do you seek to interfere with the will of the creator? You know, serving the devil may bring a man some very temporary, earthly power- but it's just the blink of a fool's eye in the face of the eternal nature of your soul. This is just another Germanic lie, go back to stuffing sausages and making cough drops you sacreligious kraut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Takumaji
Since all sins can be forgiven though, I don't really see the point of them.
I could create a bio-weapon virus that killed every single human on this planet. I was the last human alive. I become born-again and ask for forgiveness, I'd be getting into heaven. Despite the fact humans no longer exist due to me, thus, I'd be last person to ever enter heaven.
This is true, but you'd have to mean it in your heart. If you knew what you were doing when you killed everyone off and just planned to beg for forgiveness to make things right, it would fall on deaf ears.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abasuto
Hey remote-controlled bible thumper, what if the creator wants my sacrilegious soul to spout this sense talk?Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
And what's with that serving-the-devil babble? I'm not really serving him, we're just friends (his name is Larry, btw). He also told me that this what you church freaks call rapture was scheduled to take place on 9 November 2003, ole' Jesus came down and was about to effect his first miracle when he was captured and sent to Guantanamo because he looked like an Arab. This made Larry laugh his red ass off, I tell ya.
So don't come with that sacrilege stuff, you guys wouldn't recognize your redeemer even if he'd stand on your toes.
"Like a thief in the night" and all that jazz, eh.
I've always wondered if any of them offed themselves on or just before that day in order to jump the line in front of the pearly gates.Quote:
Originally Posted by alec
Islam is the only true religion you fucking infidels.
Because he's the jock and we're the geeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by StickmanLoser
Sorry, I can't fly a plane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Shroom
oh snapQuote:
Originally Posted by broken
I wonder if there are any up-and-coming religions that I could join that will become huge in a few years.
A modern equivalent of scientology in the sixties, if you will.
This is a great thread
Ponyisim.Quote:
Originally Posted by Segata_Sanshiro
Its a sect based on a cartoon for little girls.
Members are called "bronies"
Watch yo ass.
Only because you're the last in line...literally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abasuto
Haha, well put. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Takumaji
Made my day. :)
Oh I'm sure that's what you want to think, but real Christians who are like, all bad ass in the eyes of Christ and shit, know that the only real Christian love is AGAPE- that is Greek for a totally selfless love. Which is what Christ had for all of the people on earth who actually get to hear about his word and then turn themselves over to him in a state of complete and utter servitude for all of eternity. It is because of this unique selfless love that Christ sacrificed the rest of his temporary, earthly life (which averaged around 25-30 in his era- and he was, y'know- 33) and endured those terrible several days of torture- so that we could be spared the inevitability of our hell-bound fate- which is pre-determined from birth without Christ's direct intervention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sex Lord Ki_atsushi
So like Takumaji, everyone can take their capacity for reason and logic- which is the only ability God gave us to understand the world and develop an even stone age society- and park it up you know where. Are you people prepared for an eternity in hell?
Sounds a lot like slavery.Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
Oh wait, thats exactly what religion is. It wants you to give up your free will in order to serve under some imaginary all powerful figure (which might as well be a leprechaun riding on a unicorn) while at the same time keeping the Church financially wealthy.
Sucker is born every minute indeed.
That is incorrect...it applies to lusting over another woman other than your wife...read the surrounding scriptures to make sense of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Segata_Sanshiro
Shhh, just let them read things out of context. Don't take away the only joy they have: being jaded twats.Quote:
Originally Posted by zapatistab
There I was and kept on singing "People Get Ready" and finally took the train to Jordan but it got stopped in the Gaza strip (damn Israelis, I tell ya).Quote:
Originally Posted by neobuyer
So no heaven for me I fear.
I'm not really scared, though, because Larry gave me a map. :)
Shhh, just let them believe in the supernatural to explain and regulate the aspects of people's lives and society itself. Don't take away the 'answers' it gives them: being programmed-in-childhood dumbasses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jedah Doma
Shhh, let's just let them do their thing and be happy in ignorance....
The Bible also says you can sell your daughter into slaveryQuote:
Originally Posted by Jedah Doma
Let's legislate that shit y'all. America is a Christian nation
Some dude that was friends with Jerry Falwell told me that as long as you accept Christ as your savior, everything's a-OK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sex Lord Ki_atsushi
Finally found a link to a tract I found in college way back in 1998.
It should set the record straight for you godless (and even morally upright?) sinners. Hopefully I get through to you before Jesus sends you to hell.
Fucking lmao...God has nothing to do with our time on earth, he's only there at the end.
He's like an estranged father who shows up on your 19th birthday to either pay your way through college or rape you to death and dump your body in a ditch.
All based on some words and thoughts you may or may not have said in the time leading up to that point.
And I'll leave this here just in case you're wondering which one is the best.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0013/0013_01.asp
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Originally Posted by Spoon
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Originally Posted by Spoon
LOL what a load of BULLSHIT. You fucking idiot Christians can't honestly believe any of this horseshit, can you?
I don't blame the Church for taking advantage of you morons. This is a racket I need to get in on. Organized crime ain't going nothing on the Church.
:lolz:
The best Jack Chick tracts are the anti-Catholic ones. You dig around a little on his site and you'll learn about how the Freemasons are actually a Catholic front group, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoon
His love-hate affair with the Jews is pretty rad as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by StickmanLoser
I think my favorite is the one where the black guy makes a deal with an african american pimp version of satan who gives him ungodly basketball skillz in exchange for his soul or summat. That one actually put a smile on my face.....the rest of them have me yelling "OH FUCK OFF, YOU SICK FUCKING MORON!" in my mind when I read them".
Actually, "Flight 144" was the first and only tract I've ever physically found in the wild.
And it made damn sure that I would NEVER, EVER become a religious man.... barring a miraculous appearance of some giant, diaphenous being here on earth who calls himself GOD, I'll always assume religion is bullshit that some manipulative asshole made up.
I also like that part of the bible where Lot offered his virgin daughters to sate a mob of horny old sodomites and keep them away from the two gorgeous man-angels who had visited him.
As if rape and defloration of 2 young daughters is WAAAAY more acceptable than homo shenannigans between strangers hahaha.
And this is the same Lot who got drunk and boned his 2 daughters in a cave after the destruction of Sodom right?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Daughters.jpgQuote:
Awwwwwww, Sheeeit.....life is good
And the bible says it's okay since they were "preserving their bloodline". Sounds like a sweet loophole if I've ever read one. http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
If I was Mel Gibson, I would have made a movie about this instead.
And I would call it.........
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Wait for it......................
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PASSION RELOADED: LOT OF LOVE TO GO AROUND http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon15.gif