Steve Jobs has 6 Weeks to Live?

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02-17-2011, 09:53 PM
TonK

Steve Jobs has 6 Weeks to Live?

Anyone else hear this?

News broke today and sent AAPL on a roller coaster ride.
02-17-2011, 10:01 PM
LoneSage

Tonk what did you do to the guy who pushed you.
02-17-2011, 10:02 PM
TonK

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneSage

Tonk what did you do to the guy who pushed you.

That was made up.

I fell 15 feet from a footing error.

Wasn't fun.
02-17-2011, 10:06 PM
SonGohan

Steve Jobs is a genius. I hope this isn't true.
02-17-2011, 10:09 PM
LoneSage

Got the PM tonk, shit sucks, glad to see you're not a vegetable.
02-17-2011, 10:11 PM
Arcademan

I read that he went on medical leave in January but as far as having one foot in the grave, I haven't heard nada.

On the plus side, it's good to see your presence grace the Neo once again TonK :)
02-17-2011, 10:15 PM
NeoSneth

he is aged and has had a serious illness.

While he can bring a company back from the grave...
it'll be a sad day on many levels. I'm not saying he's gonna die in 6 weeks, but it wouldn't surprise me.
02-17-2011, 10:45 PM
GohanX

I saw a headline on a tabloid that said Jobs had 6 weeks to live, but the only thing I could find in legitimate news was that he is suppsed to be in a meeting with other tech leaders and President Obama.

I'm calling BS on this.
02-17-2011, 10:48 PM
brentsg

A tabloid ran a story that he was spotted at a cancer treatment center.

News flash, people that have had cancer get screened and checked out alot.

Of course he could have a reoccurrence, but snapping a pic of someone that looks like Jobs and spinning it into this sucks. Also, the car in the photo was kinda shitty.
02-17-2011, 10:54 PM
Zero Satori

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneSage

Got the PM tonk, shit sucks, glad to see you're not a vegetable.

I have to admit that I came into this thread to see what was going-on with Tonk and not because of Steve Jobs. http://www.neo-geo.com/ubb/icons/icon35.gif It's been way too long.
02-17-2011, 11:08 PM
brentsg

TonK has 6 weeks to live. It's the only reason he's posting here again.

I can't believe nobody could figure that out from the thread title.
02-17-2011, 11:14 PM
Poopporn Smutton

I hope he pulls through.

but I also hope he resigns and lets someone les dictatorial run the company.

@Tonk - I'm glad to see you back. :)
02-17-2011, 11:21 PM
Castor Troy

Quote:

Originally Posted by brentsg

TonK has 6 weeks to live. It's the only reason he's posting here again.

I can't believe nobody could figure that out from the thread title.

:crying:

Welcome back Tonk.
02-17-2011, 11:59 PM
IsamuBlue

I haven't read or seen anything legit on this.

Glad to have you back, TonK!
02-18-2011, 12:16 AM
rarehero

Good thing we got the iphone 4 out of him before he died.
Imagine half the world stuck on 3G.

Hi TonK.
02-18-2011, 12:31 AM
Poopporn Smutton

Quote:

Originally Posted by rarehero

Good thing we got the iphone 4 out of him before he died.
Imagine half the world stuck on 3G.

So he really is the source of all this 'magic'?
02-18-2011, 12:42 AM
TonK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Popcorn Sutton

So he really is the source of all this 'magic'?

I'm sure he's like 70% of it.

Dude does some crazy shit with hardware engineers.

I hope Apple continues to put out great products.

If this is true.
02-18-2011, 12:49 AM
rarehero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Popcorn Sutton

So he really is the source of all this 'magic'?

magic, miracles,
etc. etc.
02-18-2011, 12:58 AM
RabbitTroop

Quote:

Originally Posted by rarehero

Good thing we got the iphone 4 out of him before he died.
Imagine half the world stuck on 3G.

Hi TonK.

I'm probably taking the bait, with both hands, but... Uhhhh.... The iPhone 4 is 3G...
02-18-2011, 01:03 AM
rarehero

Quote:

Originally Posted by nruva

I'm probably taking the bait, with both hands, but... Uhhhh.... The iPhone 4 is 3G...

So you're saying Jobs is dieing before he can make a 4g phone?
What a disappointment.

jk.
I don't keep up with apple.
Guess I'm your average modern day luddite.
02-18-2011, 01:12 AM
Eric

I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.

PS: The National Enquirer photos probably didn't even bother to show his car in a handicapped spot.
02-18-2011, 01:19 AM
rarehero

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric

I thought Asians were supposed to be smart.

Relative to non asians as in what, Americans?
Is that a hypothetical question?
;)

I'm going to bed guys.
But I'm going to say a quiet prayer for Jobs before I go to sleep.
02-18-2011, 01:35 AM
Orpheus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soilwork

Steve Jobs is a genius. I hope this isn't true.

Steve Jobs is a scumbag and I wouldn't much mind if it was true.

The best the man is good for is being an egomaniacle, arrogant dickwad who has made a career off the genius of others all while fostering a nation of lemmings who will spend far too much every 10 months on needless, exorbidentaly priced replacements. He's one of the top poster children of planned obsolecence for our generation.

In regards to his cancer state, I have gone through it myself and I can honestly say that from what I have heard and seen in regards to his history and current appearence I don't think the man has much time left. He seems to me the type with a body chemistry that is predisposed to cacerous mutations and growth. I would say that before long it will take him under at a very brisk pace.
02-18-2011, 02:33 AM
IDCHAPPY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orpheus

Steve Jobs is a scumbag and I wouldn't much mind if it was true.

The best the man is good for is being an egomaniacle, arrogant dickwad who has made a career off the genius of others all while fostering a nation of lemmings who will spend far too much every 10 months on needless, exorbidentaly priced replacements. He's one of the top poster children of planned obsolecence for our generation.

In regards to his cancer state, I have gone through it myself and I can honestly say that from what I have heard and seen in regards to his history and current appearence I don't think the man has much time left. He seems to me the type with a body chemistry that is predisposed to cacerous mutations and growth. I would say that before long it will take him under at a very brisk pace.

Dont you just love happy, optimistic posts :lolz:
02-18-2011, 03:07 AM
fatson

TONK IS BACK, YEAH BABY.

couldn't care less about steve jobs though.Don't wish he was dead, just don't care.
02-18-2011, 03:23 AM
Takumaji

Hey Mike, glad to see you're okay! :)
02-18-2011, 05:00 AM
norton9478

Pancreatic cancer is a death sentence....

If you get the whilpple, and the right treatments.... You might have 5 years.
02-18-2011, 05:12 AM
Force

Quote:

Originally Posted by norton9478

Pancreatic cancer is a death sentence....

If you get the whilpple, and the right treatments.... You might have 5 years.

Yeah. has a long term survival rate of i think 10% or something extremely low. Think ithats the lowest survival rate of any cancer.
02-18-2011, 07:13 AM
Nakoruru.Leona

woah, what happened to him ? :conf: :conf: :conf:
02-18-2011, 07:45 AM
OrochiEddie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nakoruru.Leona

woah, what happened to him ? :conf: :conf: :conf:

iCancer
02-18-2011, 10:37 AM
evil son

Glad to see you well Tonk welcome back homie.
02-18-2011, 10:43 AM
Dr Shroom

Steve Jobs dead, Flash for iPad.
02-18-2011, 10:51 AM
Taiso

My mother in law is diabetic and has been through surgery for Pancreatic Cancer twice. Double whammy. But she's still here and doing quite well. It's difficult and there's no telling what the future holds, but these surgeries were a while back and she's doing okay so far.

Good to see you're able to come back to the site, mang. Be well.
02-18-2011, 11:28 AM
TonK

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil son

Glad to see you well Tonk welcome back homie.

What up son?

Download "So Appalled" by Kanye West ft. RZA.

yes sir.
02-18-2011, 11:30 AM
TonK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taiso

Good to see you're able to come back to the site, mang. Be well.

thanks man, good to see you again.
02-18-2011, 11:55 AM
Heath

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrochiEddie

iCancer

:lolz:
02-18-2011, 12:07 PM
Jedah Doma

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrochiEddie

iCancer

Was that an insensitive comment, maybe. Did I lulz, damn skippy.
02-18-2011, 01:06 PM
Lastblade

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrochiEddie

iCancer

:lol:

I raise you "iTerminal"
02-18-2011, 01:47 PM
Xian Xi

I never had a problem with apple products but fucking MS don't get me started. Now I have a Windows 7 phone and fuck me I want to throw it on the ground half the time.
02-18-2011, 01:49 PM
fakeXsound

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xian Xi

I never had a problem with apple products but fucking MS don't get me started. Now I have a Windows 7 phone and fuck me I want to throw it on the ground half the time.

Yeah 90% of Apple hate is just people jumping on the bandwagon. :rolleyes:
02-18-2011, 02:39 PM
Evil Wasabi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xian Xi

I never had a problem with apple products but fucking MS don't get me started. Now I have a Windows 7 phone and fuck me I want to throw it on the ground half the time.

what's the problem with it? I have been hearing more phones are going to be using it, and I wasn't thrilled to hear that.
02-18-2011, 03:24 PM
cannonball

Quote:

Originally Posted by fakeXsound

Yeah 90% of Apple hate is just people jumping on the bandwagon. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
02-18-2011, 03:34 PM
Loopz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orpheus

Steve Jobs is a scumbag and I wouldn't much mind if it was true.

The best the man is good for is being an egomaniacle, arrogant dickwad who has made a career off the genius of others all while fostering a nation of lemmings who will spend far too much every 10 months on needless, exorbidentaly priced replacements. He's one of the top poster children of planned obsolecence for our generation.

In regards to his cancer state, I have gone through it myself and I can honestly say that from what I have heard and seen in regards to his history and current appearence I don't think the man has much time left. He seems to me the type with a body chemistry that is predisposed to cacerous mutations and growth. I would say that before long it will take him under at a very brisk pace.

This is not only one of the most mean-spirited posts ever thrown up here, but the sheer stupidity of believing someone to be "predisposed to cacerous (sic) mutations and growth" based on their media coverage is one of the kookier ideas ever expressed here. Seek help, dude.
02-18-2011, 03:38 PM
ki_atsushi

egomaniacle
02-18-2011, 03:49 PM
Terry Bogard 1

What are Farrah Fawcett , Michael Jackson, and Patrick Swayze expecting for Easter this year?

Steve Jobs
02-18-2011, 03:54 PM
Terry Bogard 1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loopz

This is not only one of the most mean-spirited posts ever thrown up here, but the sheer stupidity of believing someone to be "predisposed to cacerous (sic) mutations and growth" based on their media coverage is one of the kookier ideas ever expressed here. Seek help, dude.

He said his body chemistry dude which could easily make cancer grow faster or not at all. He is also an ass for ripping off his loyal customers with the planned obsolescence. The first IPAD released without a USB? How long was it before you could send a picture with the IPHONE? Jesus the man knows how to make money but not by releasing the best he has to offer.
02-18-2011, 04:17 PM
Evil Wasabi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loopz

This is not only one of the most mean-spirited posts ever thrown up here, but the sheer stupidity of believing someone to be "predisposed to cacerous (sic) mutations and growth" based on their media coverage is one of the kookier ideas ever expressed here. Seek help, dude.

what do you mean? Someone who looks like they have cancer in their pictures is somehow not a good indication that they probably have cancer?
02-18-2011, 04:44 PM
Xian Xi

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasabi

what's the problem with it? I have been hearing more phones are going to be using it, and I wasn't thrilled to hear that.

It freezes up a lot and some apps don't work sometimes until a hard reset.

Zune doesn't work great at all, every other time I try to open the app it just goes back to the main screen.

I tried out the MS Office app, horrible for excel. Trying to type in a simple formula was a task in itself. Who really needs excel on their phone?
02-18-2011, 04:48 PM
wataru330

Y'all got cancer jokes? Fuck you. Fuck All Y'all.

Mike; is this Terry Bogard 1 clown *really* RDST?
02-18-2011, 04:56 PM
abasuto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orpheus

The best the man is good for is being an egomaniacle, arrogant dickwad who has made a career off the genius of others all while fostering a nation of lemmings who will spend far too much every 10 months on needless, exorbidentaly priced replacements.

In other words, he's the posterchild of success in America.

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