German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ond-place.html

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A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.
Germans were deemed to have bad body odour, Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work, whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy.
Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish).
Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they are too hairy for the average woman.
A spokesperson for www.OnePoll.com added: ''These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results.''

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

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Takumaji and kernow aren't doing their job guys. LOL discuss

Must be why you never see Scottish porn.

(If I'm wrong, please don't correct me. I'm content in my ignorance.)

That list is hilariously ignorant.

How are Germans smelly but French are not?

Worst lovers?

The Swiss.

And seriously, you want to talk about smelly? Indians, Pakistanis, and desert Arabs.

Whoeverr ran that list had had be a 15 year old homo dumb cunt.

Spin, you lived in germany - doesn't that include you?

When was that poll from, like 1983?

Spaniards/Italians are all a bunch of Fabio lookin fuckmasters?
Russians are too hairy? Give me a fucking break.

Has anyone else completely lost the ability to tell when wasabi is being sarcastic, or is it just me?

....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

Lookin for the best male lover spin? How does one even stumble upon such lists?

Thou shalt never generalize!

That list is up there with that article by Susan Crain Bakos.

http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/...rain_Bakos.JPG

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Originally Posted by alphagamer

Thou shalt never generalize!

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Seriously. I'm too sweaty, hairy, lazy AND smelly yet I'm only 25% German a none of the other ethnicities/nationalities. :scratch:

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Originally Posted by KanYozakura

Seriously. I'm too sweaty, hairy, lazy AND smelly yet I'm only 25% German a none of the other ethnicities/nationalities. :scratch:

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It's time you learn something Kan.

You were adopted.

Your real parents were Yeti.

I blame the language.

Try watching German pr0n --- German pillow talk just makes me willy limp.

Notice that the top four(best) speak latin based languages lol.

Reading that article reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNmGjCsX-LU

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Originally Posted by Sp0o/\/?!

....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

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don't let one lover turn you off to all American men. :emb:

It should be noted that Mushiki single handedly got Brazil up to #2 on the list.

The list is clearly politically motivated. Brazil? Pfft, okay. Half those fools can't even afford a bed or car to do the duty.

polls are stupid

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Originally Posted by bokmeow

I blame the language.

Try watching German pr0n --- German pillow talk just makes me willy limp.

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Depends on the talker and words used.
Spoken by the right person a supposedly "awful"
language can sound angelic.

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Originally Posted by Sp0o/\/?!

....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

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I didn't know Rush Limbaugh was sydicated in Canada.

:annoyed:

I feel insulted now.

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Originally Posted by Sp0o/\/?!

....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

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Not really. There's been quite a backlash against a lot of that. Also, consider that people tend to become their opposite in bed... hence, why so many type-A personalities enjoy being dominated in bed, and so many meek minnies become very aggressive sexually. Plus, bear in mind the overwhelming sense of entitlement that modern Americans seem to have. It's not surprising.

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Originally Posted by Yue(Moon)

Notice that the top four(best) speak latin based languages lol.

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... and the top 5 worst all speak Germanic based languages? Curious indeed... :spock:

It's like they just assigned random complaints on the men of different countries. Too dominating? Too loud? C'mon.

And why didn't they assign random traits about the "good" ones?

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Originally Posted by Sp0o/\/?!

....And Americans are too DOMINATING?! It's the flabbiest, most dickless place on earth what with their rampant feminism, metrosexuality, male guilt etc.

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Article says we're too dominating, list accompanying article says we're too rough.

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Originally Posted by Zenimus

... and the top 5 worst all speak Germanic based languages? Curious indeed... :spock:

It's like they just assigned random complaints on the men of different countries. Too dominating? Too loud? C'mon.

And why didn't they assign random traits about the "good" ones?

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I was wondering about that, but wouldn't that be kinda strange? Like better at "this" position or "that" position, so I guess it's easier to put in more general terms....


You know....since I speak spanish and french....(then portugues and italian are easy) I could go over to those latin speaking places and....


Jk lol! My bf is american and he's from germanic descent and stuff...does that mean he won't be good at it in bed? I better have a talk with him lol.


....I'm kidding again, that's just too mean.

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Originally Posted by wasabi

Your real parents were Yeti.

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http://www.deden.net/phthaloblue/images/Power_Dobbs.jpg

I have never been to ireland... or the UK in general.. but are they that much different??

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Originally Posted by wizkid007

I have never been to ireland... or the UK in general.. but are they that much different??

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Bigger teeth, redder hair, drunker fights. That's about it. :cool:

The reason no women gave results from countries from the middle east to east asia is because they know what's good for them LOL. They already get done dry every night as it is.

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Originally Posted by GregN.

Spin, you lived in germany - doesn't that include you?

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Nope, I'm American, BLACK American at that so i'm definitely in the "too rough" category. I like to beat that pussy to pieces each and every time.

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Originally Posted by NeoCverA

Lookin for the best male lover spin? How does one even stumble upon such lists?

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NO! A friend posted it on facebook and ironically he was from Brazil and I just had to post it here on ng.com to see people's reactions.

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Originally Posted by Yue(Moon)

Notice that the top four(best) speak latin based languages lol.

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and the top 5 worst are countries that speak Germanic Languages. LOL This is Biased!

However I must say that Living in Europe among nearly all those people on that list to include a large number Brazilians which is how i learned to speak Portuguese, that this list isn't too far off. I've asked a large number of females this question and the answers aren't too diff than that list. The major differences in the answers I got are French guys were no where near some of the best and Americans were actually some of the best although they probably just told me that cuz I'm American and they didn't want to offend me.

Haha, great list. It most probably was compiled by a Spaniard.

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Originally Posted by Yue(Moon)

...does that mean he won't be good at it in bed? I better have a talk with him lol.

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you don't talk with him to find out about that

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Originally Posted by SPINMASTER X

Nope, I'm American, BLACK American at that so i'm definitely in the "too rough" category. I like to beat that pussy to pieces each and every time.

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That's prime sig material right there.

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Originally Posted by Abasuto

It should be noted that Mushiki single handedly got Brazil up to #2 on the list.

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Don't worry, he's probably working on getting them up to #1 next year.

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Originally Posted by AncientFlounder

Don't worry, he's probably working on getting them up to #1 next year.

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each country Mushiki visits get's moved up a notch.

I can't believe there are no latinoamericans in that list save the Brazilians WTF?!

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Originally Posted by electricgrave

I can't believe there are no latinoamericans in that list save the Brazilians WTF?!

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Cuz some cocky ass spaniard made it like Takumaji said, that's why. LOL you know how they are!

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Originally Posted by electricgrave

I can't believe there are no latinoamericans in that list save the Brazilians WTF?!

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while I have never heard women getting excited over Colombians, Argentinians, or Chilean, much less Peruvian or Bolivian (too short),

on the opposite end, you do see a lot of men sweating Colombians, Argentinians, or Venezuelans.

Great asses.

True, I can see your point but caribean people know how to deliver man.

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Originally Posted by SPINMASTER X

Nope, I'm American, BLACK American at that so i'm definitely in the "too rough" category. I like to beat that pussy to pieces each and every time.

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Bus' it wide open, youngin'! :smirk:

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Originally Posted by Zenimus

... and the top 5 worst all speak Germanic based languages? Curious indeed... :spock:

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It just means no one likes Romania.

Ninja edit: Clarified, the top 4 being Latin.

I'm tired and I need to go home.

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Originally Posted by Yue(Moon)

I was wondering about that, but wouldn't that be kinda strange? Like better at "this" position or "that" position, so I guess it's easier to put in more general terms....

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Yeah, that way us poor saps on the bad list can get some tips, since we've apparently been doing it wrong... :D

Not all of us have long golden Spanish hair.

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Originally Posted by StickmanLoser

http://www.deden.net/phthaloblue/images/Power_Dobbs.jpg

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That picture brings me back to the mid 90s, listening to DEVO with my ex who used to date a guy who was a revrend in the church of the sub genius.

Something tells me the women who took this poll weren't so great in the sack, either.

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Originally Posted by Wes

Something tells me the women who took this poll weren't so great in the sack, either.

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The light is shed.

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Originally Posted by SPINMASTER X

The reason no women gave results from countries from the middle east to east asia is because they know what's good for them LOL. They already get done dry every night as it is.


Nope, I'm American, BLACK American at that so i'm definitely in the "too rough" category. I like to beat that pussy to pieces each and every time.



NO! A friend posted it on facebook and ironically he was from Brazil and I just had to post it here on ng.com to see people's reactions.


and the top 5 worst are countries that speak Germanic Languages. LOL This is Biased!

However I must say that Living in Europe among nearly all those people on that list to include a large number Brazilians which is how i learned to speak Portuguese, that this list isn't too far off. I've asked a large number of females this question and the answers aren't too diff than that list. The major differences in the answers I got are French guys were no where near some of the best and Americans were actually some of the best although they probably just told me that cuz I'm American and they didn't want to offend me.

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I guess so. Well, when you do "research" and stuff, you take a sample from the population (the subjects of interest), since there's no where they're gonna get each and every single guy from anywhere. There's no way you can be 100% accurate. These women probably had already done the job, or went out to do it, literally.

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Originally Posted by LoneSage

you don't talk with him to find out about that

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I see your point, but I did talk to him about it yesterday and I had fun with it lol. I told him that if he doesn't do it right I'll have him do it again lol.

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Originally Posted by wasabi

while I have never heard women getting excited over Colombians, Argentinians, or Chilean, much less Peruvian or Bolivian (too short),

on the opposite end, you do see a lot of men sweating Colombians, Argentinians, or Venezuelans.

Great asses.

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That's true they always make a big deal about latinas. Should I feel good about that? lol

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Originally Posted by Zenimus

Yeah, that way us poor saps on the bad list can get some tips, since we've apparently been doing it wrong... :D

Not all of us have long golden Spanish hair.

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Hmmmm, the complaints seem to be either physical or behavioural. Besides...what makes these ladies pros to determine these things? What if some girls like hairy men or like it rough, or loud or whatever.?

We all know what happened last time i mentioned something sex-related and i won't get in trouble again:emb:
(if people knew they'd envy me)

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Originally Posted by ratson

We all know what happened last time i mentioned something sex-related and i won't get in trouble again:emb:
(if people knew they'd envy me)

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you live in the red light district and you have a gf. How enviable.

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Originally Posted by Yue(Moon)

I guess so. Well, when you do "research" and stuff, you take a sample from the population (the subjects of interest), since there's no where they're gonna get each and every single guy from anywhere. There's no way you can be 100% accurate. These women probably had already done the job, or went out to do it, literally.

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Oh of course, and any normal person would have to literally be a whore of epic proportions who get's around to make an accurate list. However I lived in a peculiar part of Europe. It's called the "Quattropole". It was by 4 major cities that were all within minutes of each other but they lied in 3 different countries. On top of that I was at an American Military base with thousands of Americans. I was in Germany about 1 hour from Holland, 25-30 mins from Belgium, 30 mins from Luxembourg, and 50 mins from France. EVEN ON TOP OF THAT Germany has a HUGE number of Turkish immigrants(I think huge is an understatement) and Luxembourg has an insanely HUGE number of Portuguese and Italian immigrants. So huge that in Luxembourg I seldom spoke french, rather I spoke Portuguese most of the time.

The strongest party scenes were places situated near the borders and talking with women could give you a good idea of where your "chances" lied.

By no means did that mean that what was said was 100% accurate but it's probably the closest you could get.

all in all that list is still stupid though. Not every woman has the same taste. I know some women like it rough, some like being romantic, some are freaks.

Yep...so you shouldn't worry so much if your country is on the top worst lol. Maybe the ones they did it with sucked at it, doesn't mean you guys do.


These are really funny/interesting pieces of information though lol.

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Originally Posted by wasabi

you live in the red light district and you have a gf. How enviable.

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I don't go near that shithole called Amsterdam unless i have to.
There's a much better red light area btw,it's in Utrecht and called The red Bridge,cheaper and better looking hookers:lolz:
And like i said before if you'd know you'd envy me

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Originally Posted by DARK ANDY XIV

I don't go near that shithole called Amsterdam unless i have to.
There's a much better red light area btw,it's in Utrecht and called The red Bridge,cheaper and better looking hookers:lolz:
And like i said before if you'd know you'd envy me

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She doesn't worry about all that temptation around you? Or......wait, nevermind lol.