Microsoft Natal: A bullshit lie!

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09-29-2009, 12:30 PM
8===D

Microsoft Natal: A bullshit lie!

Let's face it.

Everyone knows Natal is broken and Microsoft is spending most of their time trying to fix it up as best as they can before releasing it.

Due to fear from it's competitors. I doubt it's going to release until Sony releases it's motion controller just to grab your money and fuck you over when it's nothing but a broken piece of shit.

I wouldn't be surprised of that ad was nothing but pre-staged bullshit that wasn't even using Natal at all. :lolz:
09-29-2009, 12:32 PM
SetaSouji??

do you ever shut up?
09-29-2009, 12:33 PM
Xian Xi

It's real. If you watch the showing on Late night with Jimmy Fallon it was live demo and everything was synced.
09-29-2009, 12:52 PM
SpamYouToDeath

Quote:

Originally Posted by TougaKiryuu

do you ever shut up?

I don't think he knows how.
09-29-2009, 12:54 PM
kernow

*wonders how a new member knows of the term bullshit lie*

fake account woo!
09-29-2009, 12:55 PM
Buro Destruct

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernow

*wonders how a new member knows of the term bullshit lie*

fake account woo!

lol I noticed the same thing. Nice catch.
09-29-2009, 12:58 PM
OMFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernow

*wonders how a new member knows of the term bullshit lie*

fake account woo!

"Bullshit Lie" is on DanAdamKOF's old FAQ on the main website page.. Who'd think that someone would read that first and STILL act like a complete fucktard.

Unless it's Drifty.
09-29-2009, 01:00 PM
DewmanSNK

Golden Bullshit!
:)
09-29-2009, 01:09 PM
jro

DanAdam's FAQ needs a "how to kill yourself if your username is Golden Boy" section.
09-29-2009, 01:10 PM
OMFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by jro

DanAdam's FAQ needs a "how to kill yourself if you're username is Golden Boy" section.

Update needed!:)
09-29-2009, 01:10 PM
8===D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=Bullshit+Lie

:tickled:
09-29-2009, 01:16 PM
abasuto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Boy

Let's face it.

Lets not.
09-29-2009, 01:19 PM
SML

You know, I don't believe in such a thing as TV
I mean, they just keep showing us the same pictures
Over and over. And when they talk
They just seem to make sounds that more or less
Sync up with their lips. That's what I think!
09-29-2009, 01:22 PM
OMFG

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Golden+Boy

Golden Boy:
n. a gay guy who has never had sex with a girl before.

His mom had a c-section, making him the goldest golden boy.

Golden Boy:
n. 15 consecutive farts.

13...14...15, o shit, that's a golden boy!
09-29-2009, 01:25 PM
Loopz

Why isn't this dumb little fuck banhammered yet?
09-29-2009, 01:30 PM
Ghost-Dog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loopz

Why isn't this dumb little fuck banhammered yet?

Locking them to the war room is so much more fun.
09-29-2009, 01:39 PM
8===D

:buttrock:
09-29-2009, 01:43 PM
abasuto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Boy

:buttrock:

We're laughing at you, not with you.

Slow people have a hard time grasping this.
09-29-2009, 01:45 PM
8===D

LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abasuto

We're laughing at you, not with you.

Slow people have a hard time grasping this.

:lol:
09-29-2009, 01:50 PM
Deuce

Release is not an intransitive verb. Stop taking grammar lessons from IGN, Joystiq and Kotaku.
09-29-2009, 01:51 PM
SetaSouji??

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpamYouToDeath

I don't think he knows how.

:oh_no:
09-29-2009, 01:53 PM
jro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Boy

:lol:

See my comment in your thread about me for more on this problem.

Jesus Christ.
09-29-2009, 01:58 PM
8===D

Quote:

Originally Posted by jro

See my comment in your thread about me for more on this problem.

Jesus Christ.

Oh Please.. :oh_no:

Just eat shit and die already!
09-29-2009, 02:30 PM
IsamuBlue

Jesus, you're a fucking idiot...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Boy

Everyone knows Natal is broken and Microsoft is spending most of their time trying to fix it up as best as they can before releasing it.

Of course Microsoft is spending most of their time trying to fix it as best they can before releasing it. What company doesn't want to make a product the best it can be before releasing it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Boy

Due to fear from it's competitors. I doubt it's going to release until Sony releases it's motion controller just to grab your money and fuck you over when it's nothing but a broken piece of shit.

Sony already said their motion controller is launching in Spring 2010. I believe Microsoft said Natal would launch Fall 2010. I'm sure this is because MS wants to release it in time for holiday sales, not because of fear.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Boy

I wouldn't be surprised of that ad was nothing but pre-staged bullshit that wasn't even using Natal at all. :lolz:

As Xian Xi, it's already been demoed on Jimmy Fallon as well as various game related trade shows.

I feel I've kept quiet for too long. I consider myself to a cool, laid back guy, and nice to n00bs, and I don't like to jump into flame wars and n00b bashing, but for fuck's sake, why the hell are you still here? You said in another thread you don't care if you get banned. If that's they case, why stay? You don't make quality posts. You don't contribute anything to the community. As far as I can tell, you have no friends here. When members here try to tell how things go here and teach you the law of the land, you throw it back in their faces, and make stupid posts in the War Room. I'm convinced you're a fake account, because any real n00b with any sense would've either wised up, or left by now. You're just another internet troll trying to get his jollies by pissing off the members of this forum, and they don't mind trashing on you because they're laughing at you, not with you.

endrant.exe
09-29-2009, 04:10 PM
Ghost-Dog

Lol Golden Shower.
09-29-2009, 04:14 PM
Metal Slugnuts

Golden Shower just wants Natal to pee on him.
09-29-2009, 04:18 PM
HeartlessNinny

Someone needs to change his avatar to something appropriate (or rather inappropriate) then lock it. :lolz:
09-29-2009, 04:22 PM
Metal Slugnuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeartlessNinny

Someone needs to change his avatar to something appropriate (or rather inappropriate) then lock it. :lolz:

I'll find some submissions.
09-29-2009, 04:50 PM
Xavier

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

Release is not an intransitive verb. Stop taking grammar lessons from IGN, Joystiq and Kotaku.

Grammar police
09-29-2009, 04:55 PM
Zero Satori

Quote:

Originally Posted by SegaBoy

Of course Microsoft is spending most of their time trying to fix it as best they can before releasing it. What company doesn't want to make a product the best it can be before releasing it?

Many companies in the age of downloadable content. :p
09-29-2009, 05:09 PM
synbiosfan

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Originally Posted by KanYozakura

I'll find some submissions.

That goatse arse you accidently posted would do quite nice!
09-29-2009, 05:19 PM
Deuce

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Originally Posted by Xavier

Grammar police

Kill yourself.
09-29-2009, 05:29 PM
ForeverSublime

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Originally Posted by Deuce

Kill yourself.

Seriously, though, does it not blow your mind that what you consider proper grammar today was not proper grammar in the past, and won't be proper grammar in the future? That laguage changes? That the purpose of language is to comminucate? That it makes the effort for confirmity trivial?

(Truly, not being a dick here - just pondering your thoughts because I know it's something you've thought about).

Gah... who was the philosopher that stopped correcting his spelling and grammar errors as he got older because it wasted the time he could spend conveying new ideas?
09-29-2009, 05:47 PM
IsamuBlue

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Originally Posted by Zero Satori

Many companies in the age of downloadable content. :p

ZING! :D
09-29-2009, 05:49 PM
Kid Aphex

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForeverSublime

Gah... who was the philosopher that stopped correcting his spelling and grammar errors as he got older because it wasted the time he could spend conveying new ideas?

me
09-29-2009, 06:07 PM
Deuce

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Originally Posted by ForeverSublime

(Truly, not being a dick here - just pondering your thoughts because I know it's something you've thought about).

Language evolves. Evolution takes a very long time. It need not mutate into a bastardized version of itself. Untenable mutations (such as a leucistic alligator) die off, and only survive as individuals by the continual and willful intervention of man.

I don't care about being called a "Grammar Nazi" (though I do find it amusing). The quality of one's thoughts can only be conveyed as well as one's speech allows. The laissez-faire attitude that people seem to have developed, particularly since the advent of the internet, is ultimately toxic. Developing a solid command of one's language is never a bad thing.

Edit: Oh, and I was perfectly serious. I can offer up a colorful variety of methods for him to consider.
09-29-2009, 06:38 PM
ForeverSublime

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

Edit: Oh, and I was perfectly serious. I can offer up a colorful variety of methods for him to consider.

:kekeke:

I understand. However, I believe most people have always had a laissez-faire attitude towards language, but we didn't communicate enough to have the evidence.

I also believe the evolution is rapid. At least, it has been rapid (even over the past 200 years).
09-29-2009, 06:39 PM
jro

Someone seems to have disappeared. I'll call Robert Stack.
09-29-2009, 06:41 PM
jro

Dammit I stand corrected, I thought he had at least been locked in the warroom.
09-29-2009, 06:43 PM
synbiosfan

His last activity was 2:28pm, so he hasn't seen the name change yet!

And Kan is his only friend:help::help::help:
09-29-2009, 06:52 PM
Lagduf

Grammar Gestapo is probably a better term.

Or douche.
09-29-2009, 07:13 PM
Average Joe

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Originally Posted by Lagduf

Grammar Gestapo is probably a better term.

Or douche.

:tickled:
09-29-2009, 10:06 PM
Xavier

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuce

Kill yourself.

No really, your life is just coming onto these message boards and correcting peoples grammar. Im very proud of your translation for Ys for the Pc, I beat it and am halfway through part 2.

Why don't you teach English as a second langauge at comunity schools?
Or you could help out my dad. He's a smart guy, a DR and graduated from Johns Hopkins...cant read a word he says. Nowdays he uses email, and I still can't make out a thing he says. Sure youd like him he looks like a mix between Howard Stern and Momar Khadafi.

I know, best yet get a job working for Falcom.

Im not telling you to kill yourself, I bet you there's somthing out there for you.
09-29-2009, 10:09 PM
Phyeir

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Originally Posted by HeartlessNinny

Someone needs to change his avatar to something appropriate (or rather inappropriate) then lock it. :lolz:

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4742/goldenshower.png
09-29-2009, 10:39 PM
Loopz

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Originally Posted by Phyeir

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4742/goldenshower.png

Stop it, you're gonna make Merc hose the Man Cave.
09-29-2009, 10:40 PM
Loopz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lagduf

Grammar Gestapo is probably a better term.

Or douche.

QFT
09-30-2009, 02:23 PM
HeartlessNinny

Quote:

Originally Posted by ForeverSublime

:kekeke:

I understand. However, I believe most people have always had a laissez-faire attitude towards language, but we didn't communicate enough to have the evidence.

I also believe the evolution is rapid. At least, it has been rapid (even over the past 200 years).

I agree that evolution of language is pretty much the nature of the beast, but you're way off here. English hasn't really changed that much in the last 200 years at all. Compared to its ridiculously rapid change in days of yore (you literally wouldn't be able to understand Old English, it's like German), the last 200 years are nothing.

These days, a lot of words are being dropped from the vocabulary and replaced with stuff like 'frenemy'. I don't find that sort of thing as alarming as Deuce does, it seems, but I agree that the degradation of language is probably not the best thing in the world.

Still, you need to evolve or die. French remains stagnant, and it'll probably become a dead language eventually because of it.
09-30-2009, 03:35 PM
jro

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeartlessNinny

I agree that evolution of language is pretty much the nature of the beast, but you're way off here. English hasn't really changed that much in the last 200 years at all. Compared to its ridiculously rapid change in days of yore (you literally wouldn't be able to understand Old English, it's like German), the last 200 years are nothing.

These days, a lot of words are being dropped from the vocabulary and replaced with stuff like 'frenemy'. I don't find that sort of thing as alarming as Deuce does, it seems, but I agree that the degradation of language is probably not the best thing in the world.

Still, you need to evolve or die. French remains stagnant, and it'll probably become a dead language eventually because of it.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4742/goldenshower.png
09-30-2009, 03:37 PM
Metal Slugnuts

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Originally Posted by jro

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4742/goldenshower.png

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l1...a_probrem4.jpg
09-30-2009, 03:49 PM
wizkid007

This is golden showers rap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY

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