Please tell me no one here had the misfortune of paying to see Transformers RotFlmao.
So I finally caved in this morning and watched about 75% of a torrent that was partially subtitled in Spanish. Chalk it up to morbid trainwreck-style curiosity on top of impatiently wanting to scrutinize two specific exterior scenes shot in West Philly. I was an extra for those takes that were shot on the campus of Drexel University on June 17th & 18th of last year.
If said scenes were coherently edited(wishful thinking, I know) or framed in such a way that I could freezeframe 'em than maybe I wouldn't mind wasting another 60+ minutes to locate my bystander self...
Based on what I saw earlier today and my tenuous impressions, could I could sum up the film in one line of its dialogue? Sure.
"I am standing directly beneath the enemy's scrotum."